How often should I trim my hemorrhoids?

Been getting more hemis from bracing hard during squats and deadlifts. I'm pooping lots of blood lately and I probably can't hide stuffing toilet paper in my crack to finish my sets much longer. All my gym shorts are white or off-white, too. It's a disaster.

How often should I trim them and with what implement? I've got a safety razor, a pen knife, hobby knives. I could pop them with a corkscrew or hook/pick tools, if that's a better approach.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can use whatever knife you want but make sure to SANITIZE it first. use a propane or MAP gas torch to get it nice and how then spray it down with some alcohol to get it clean and trim at least 2 times per week

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this cauterize the hemi or do I wait for it to cool off after the alcohol spray?

      Stop anal sex for 2 months then start using a buttplug when lifting.

      It's not anal sex causing it you moron. I've been buttpleasuring myself for years with a variery of toys but only after I started lifting has this issue arisen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hope you enjoyed the fun while it lasted

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait really though. Homosexual tendencies aside, I'm actually suspicious heavy squats and deads are giving/enlarging hemorrhoids. What do?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you don't want it to cauterize since it's in your panties all day you need to let the wound breathe so let it cool first

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Awesome thanks anon

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          What the frick is a prolactin?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prolactin is a polypeptide hormone responsible for lactation, breast development, and hundreds of other actions needed to maintain homeostasis.

            basically you get closer to wanting to become a troony the more you fap

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay but what does that have to do with my prodigious rectal exsanguination? I'm already trans btw.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >basically you get closer to wanting to become a troony the more you fap
              by that same logic, wouldn't fricking tons of girls also make you a troony? how does you dick know the difference between jerking off to porn versus using a woman's body to essentially jerk yourself off with?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dont listen to moronic underaged nofappers. Cooming a few times a week is healthy, whats not healthy is jerking off till exhaustion on 5 hours sessions everyday looking to surrealistic hardcore porn.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop anal sex for 2 months then start using a buttplug when lifting.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

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  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got these all the time from squatting until I started wearing a squat plug. Haven't had them since.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breathe out while you are lifting to stop blowing your butthole out.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf.
    Go to a doctor.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They generally go away on their own. Don't do anything except drink water and eat fiber (eat one raw carrot a day between meals - besides fiber the anti-bacterial effect, due to it being a veg that grows underground, is very good for your gut) to bulk/soften your stool for a month and they'll probably go away.

    The anons telling you to cut them out are trolling you.

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