How the frick am I supposed to drink a gallon of water a day?
I tried donating plasma like the minority I am and they told me two days in a row that my veins don’t look hydrated enough. I chug 5 bottles of water a day and it’s not enough apparently
How the fuck am I supposed to drink a gallon of water a day?
>donating
>shit they pay you for
>killing gains
Dry fast.
They pay you for your time bub
It’s just a scheme perpetuated by big water. Think about it. All the water in earth is owned, mined, bottled, and sold by a handful of companies. Nestle, Coke, P&G, Microsoft, Blackrock, MIC, etc. the point is these super corporations own even the smelly puddle behind your house and will sue you if you try and drink from it without paying them a licensing fee and royalties each time you take a piss. The global elite has tricked us into thinking water is an essential supplement that we can’t survive without. And as a result they force us to become addicted to water and drink 8 cups a day. Imagine if you drank 8 cups of cocaine a day. A half cup of water a day is more than enough. Or milk if you want to be even healthier.
What is water in reality? Science tells us hydrogen and oxygen. So mathematically speaking if you distill hydrogen and oxygen from the air with a charge of static electricity you can create your own water. It’s not only free of cost, but also free of brainwashing drugs like fluoride and chlorine and you won’t get estrogen from birth control piss molecules in the “reclaimed” water piss that they force us to drink for laughs while they jerk off to how stupid we are. We honestly drink recycled piss and acting like it’s normal.
Our ancestors lived in the deserts of Egypt and Sinai were there are no water sources. How did they get it? From the air. Collecting rain. Milking camels. Before them our caveman ancestors liked in the ice age. All the water was frozen. So they waited for lightning to strike and hit the snow to melt it. And invented milk.
Water is free and in the modern age you should be smart enough to make it without drinking from the ground. Or just drink milk. And in reality you only need like a half cup of water a day and you’ll be fine. Look up excessive aqua poisoning. Water is toxic in large amounts. We drink more water than ever and are sicker than ever. Coincidence? No. Just facts.
Urbanite filth. WATER IS FREE.
Objectively false. All water in America is the property of a Federal or State government and the underlying township or a private entity that purchased the rights.
Looks it up. The Supreme Court has refused to give people the power to own water, and the miseducation and propaganda of big water has made us think we need far more than we really do. As a result freshwater is a scarce resource and depleting which drives up profits for big water. Their executives know that we can survive on a half cup of water or milk a day and so they aren’t concerned
To further my point: you don’t own the water even if it’s on your property. You own the property but NOT the water rights. That’s why if you drill a well you pay aquifer fees to the local government or private entity that owns the census designated water rights
I hope you typed all of this
I’m just an enlightened free drinker trying to spread the truth
Fricking dead, keep doing the lord's work anon
go away gpt
Oh and another thing…why do you think the globalists ass so much salt into modern food? Oh yeah, to make us thirsty by having excessive salt. In human evolution and in nature salt is extremely rare. Herbivore like horses and cows will like rock to get salt from them. Predators like lions and wolves get their salt from eating the meat of the herbivores. You maybe only get a couple mg of salt a week in the wild but that’s all that the body needs.
Now in modern times they dump thousands of milligrams of sodium into our daily meals so we are constantly thirsty and forced to drink water to piss out the excessive salt
Try eliminating salt from your diet for a week and see how little water you drink after the sodium flush. You’ll be way healthier and won’t be so addicted to the water
gallon of MILK a day, not water you idiot.
When I had my blood taken the guy told me something along the lines of
>wow you got a nice tap on you, this should make it easy
Just drink water throughout the day whether you're thirsty or not. I always carry around a water bottle with me and always grab some to put in my car before I leave for work. It's not that difficult. Just don't be moronic. Frick you OP.
>just keep consuming when you don’t need it bro
My piss is very clear, I never drink sweet drinks and I home cook everything
A gallon of water a day is a meme, you are diluting your blood. Drink stuff with nutrients in it like orange juice and milk. You probably don't need more than 16 oz of water a day. (I often don't drink any water because I'm drinking 64 oz milk + 24 oz of OJ). Your piss should be yellow not clear.
forcing yourself to drink copious amounts of water is such a meme, especially if it's out of a plastic bottle. Congrats, you consumed a lot of estrogen like compounds and flushed your system of minerals and electrolytes
you don't need a gallon of water dude. 2-3 litres is plenty.
Force it moron.
Wake up, chug water
Piss, drink water
Get to work, drink water
Sip through day
Mid day, drink water
Sip until later on
Get home, drink water
Dinner, sip throughout, when done eating chug some
If cutting: when hungry, chug water
I piss like 10 times a day. I will carry a gallon with me everywhere I go and have done so since 12th grade. I don’t fricking care what cringe mental gymnastic judgement I get over it. It’s fricking water god forbid I’m hydrated yeah bro so weird and embarrassing my piss is crystal clear so weird right.
Drink water even when you’re not thirsty is the key.
My pic didn’t post. This is the only issue I have. I wish I had an industrial grade shredder to put my plastic in so I could make the most of my recycle bags. Crushed and flattened gallons take up too much space.
This tbqh. I got the habit of buying 4 32-packs of water at a time now. 5 days a week going to work, I’ll take some 5 bottles with me. For the bus. While walking. Whenever. At work we have a cooler so I just refill there. Once at home keep drinking em. On days off, try my best to keep drinking only water.
And I too, have the bladder of a yorkie, peeing like 10 times a day
eight 16.9 ounce bottles of water equals about a gallon. i eat for meals a day. drink one bottle at each meal, drink one bottle in between each meal. simple as.
Add a zero calorie flavor/sweetener to the water. Plain water sucks wiener. I buy BCAA powder for my gallon of water. I know the BCAA's don't do anything, but it adds flavor to the water so its tolerable.
Just ordered a ZeroWater, what am I in for bros?
A gallon is 128 fl oz and an average glass is gonna be around 16 oz (2 cups). That's 8 glasses of water a day. One when you wake up, one with breakfast, lunch, dinner...that's half right there. Double up (maybe one during the meal and one after to wash your mouth out?) and there ya go.
A gallon is a lot though. Pretty sure most doctors just recommend drinking when you're thirsty.
>average glass is gonna be around 16 oz (
>glass
>glass
that's the sign of a small weenie boy hydralet.
You want to be guzzling from fricking jug, a trough, a tank of several liters, at least.
Even describing water in fricking ounces is a sign you're NGMI.
I live off of energy drinks and just chug a liter of water an hour before donating plasma, never had issues so far
lmao I drink a gallon in the first 3 hours of waking.
1. Chug a liter
2. Wait 30 minutes
3. Repeat
not hard
Why do you guys drink so much water
Dehydration makes you stupid, surely you'd have realized that impairment and...ohhhh....
>my veins don’t look hydrated enough
This is the most moronic thing I've ever heard, you can't tell hydration status from how much somebody's veins stick out lmao
They were feeling for my veins while the thing was wrapped around my arm and I was pumping
I drank tons of water yesterday where I had to go piss like 3 times when trying to sleep, I’ll go back today and see if they’re just being moronic. Doctors always had trouble finding my veins so maybe these people are just extremely under trained