How the fuck do I BRAZILMAXX?!?

How the frick do I BRAZILMAXX?!?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    secret juice make you stronk and jacket

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your conquistador ancestors have to frick the strongest jungle girls. It's too late.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paolo is 100% portuguese

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you dropped him in Portugal he'd tower over everyone

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          True same for most of south europe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not from his face, typical Brazilian face

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1: eat bananas
    2: frick tons of women
    3 frick tons of ladyboys
    4: be racist against blacks
    5: hang around with black friends
    6: tan
    7: dye your hair pitch black or platinum blonde
    8: forget how to speak English and revert to b1 level

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brasilero aqui, isto e verdade

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4: be racist against blacks
      >5: hang around with black friends
      ???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mjBcDTj.png

      Roided to absolute frick. Well done UFC on your anti doping programme. I hope some fat opponent knocks him out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seething hard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when you haven’t made a human sacrifice for 5 minutes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brazilian moment

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costa is the most aesthetic MMA athlete

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOWAD

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get that cat shit virus that makes you hyper aggressive and moronic

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swallow cum

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That man fricked more women that all of IST combined

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you just know

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