how the fuck do i make cottage cheese taste good.

how the frick do i make cottage cheese taste good. I've tried them in eggs, tried eating them out of the tub, tried adding fruit. I can never get used to the consistency and taste of it.
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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat quark

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cottage cheese or meat
    Meat, thank you.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is cottage cheese great?
    YES
    Better than meat?
    NO

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pound a shot of vodka and eat the cheese.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it yourself, store-bought stuff is terrible.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot sauce

      Store bought is fine

      I just put black pepper on it. I frickin love cottage cheese bros.

      Same

      https://i.imgur.com/NVb07Md.gif

      Buy small curd, large curd is disgusting. Cottage cheese is a god-tier food, I'm eating some right now in my oatmeal. You can put anything in it. I like it with sardines and some lemon juice. Sometimes I'll do peanut butter and a little bit of honey. If you can't find a way to make cottage cheese taste good (which it's good on its own too), then you are big gay moron.

      Don't be a pussy. They range from "fine" to "good"

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recipe?

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put some fruit in it.
    I always eat 200grams cottage cheese 100 grams fruit.
    Cut it yourself or just buy a can of mixed fruits.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maple syrup, you're welcome.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put it in a blender moron

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just put black pepper on it. I frickin love cottage cheese bros.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      came here to say this, I'll never understand why people feel the need to sweeten and add fruit to yogurt and cottage cheese. Have it as a small side with meals if you have trouble eating a full portion at once.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      same
      sometimes i have pineapple on the side

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      cayenne pepper works too

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, with paprika and some salt on a toasted everything bagel, I'm nuttin

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy small curd, large curd is disgusting. Cottage cheese is a god-tier food, I'm eating some right now in my oatmeal. You can put anything in it. I like it with sardines and some lemon juice. Sometimes I'll do peanut butter and a little bit of honey. If you can't find a way to make cottage cheese taste good (which it's good on its own too), then you are big gay moron.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm....
    If I eat more meat, I'll need less cottage cheese...
    That settles, it, more meat for me.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mix dry large curd cottage cheese generously with sour cream and add lots of salt

    Tastes pretty good

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put it in a blender. I do this and use it in all sorts of recipes in place of other dairy products.
    One good one is to mix it with pasta of your choice, sundried tomatoes and sauted garlic spinach and chicken, gives it a nice creamy/Alfredo flavor (clearly a bulking meal)

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    My only problem is they never seem to sell it in large enough tubs. Only these tiny-ass containers that barely last two eatings.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WWI version of eat ze bugs
    I would've eaten more meat

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salt it relatively heavily. If you don't like cheese, you won't like cottage cheese. If you do like cheese, ask yourself what you like about it, and compare it to cottage.
    Is this board as moronic as /b/? Getting the vibe.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protip:

    Make Protein Pancakes und fill them with cottage cheese. This is surprisingly quite nice.

    Recipe:
    1 Egg
    ~2 Eggwhites or 50g Eggwhite liquid
    30g Caseine without flavor (Needs to be caseine, because whey makes the pancake too dry)
    10g Gelatine
    add lowfat milk, untill the consistency is right.

    There you have 3-4 Pancakes and ~290kcal, 48g Proteins, 10g carbs, 8g fats.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Equal parts oats, egg whites, cottage cheese. Dash of baking powder & vanilla, cinnamon and stevia to taste. Make pancakes

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't. Why subject yourself to food you do not like, when there are plenty of similar alternatives with just as good of micro/macro nutrient values?

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You probably have granulated cottage cheese, usually that's what they have in western countries. You can blend it if you want. I add either marmalade or jam or something in it, it's awesome. Can also add cinnamon. Can make crepes with cottage cheese. It's real good, but again westerners don't know what to do with it. Blueberry conserve goes damn good.

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You make a meat stew or a chili and you put the cottage cheese on it as a topping. It tastes good that way.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just mix protein powder into mine, works better than I thought it would

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just eat it as a spread on wheat thins

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make my own cottage cheese with microbial rennet I purchased off amazon.

    1 liter of milk provides 300 grams of cottage cheese on average and also provides me with a half liter of liquid whey.

    When I make soups I replace all of the liquid with the whey and it imparts a delicious tanginess and acidity to whatever I'm making.

    It also takes less than half an hour to go from warming the milk to storing the cottage cheese in the fridge, which will last me a good week and a half before going bad.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I exclusively eat flesh because it's superior in fat.

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It says right on your pic, a postal card will bring you recipes.
    Wait for that to come.

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