How the frick do I stop this shit? I'm fricking miserable
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How the fuck do I stop this shit? I'm fucking miserable
How the frick do I stop this shit? I'm fricking miserable
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werks on my machine
by eating animal based of course
Are you stupid or just a troll? Bile is made from cholesterol, which your body will produce in excess if you eat mostly saturated fat. If you suffer from gallstones, which are formed from bile, you are supposed to eliminate saturated fats from your diet as much as possible. So unless you intend to be miserable and eat 100% lean animal products, which basically is just the driest cuts of chicken/turkey or skim milk products, then you are giving fricking moronic advice. morons on this board (you) must kill their internalized need for magical silver-bullet panacea diets that are getting more and more absurd.
I have a big spoiler for everyone here shilling stupid absurd extreme diets and lifestyle hacks. All you have to do to be healthy is to just do what everyone has always known is healthy: eat stuff in moderation, don't smoke or vape, don't do drugs, limit your alcohol consumption, don't sit for too long in your daily routine, and exercise. That's literally all you have to do
0,001% of the gallstones surgery profits was deposited in your account
https://www.cghjournal.org/article/S1542-3565(13)01837-5/fulltext
>just consume poisons in moderation, bro. That'll definitely solve your problems!
Okay... I read the replies to your post... thanks for all the lies, fricktard.
Scum like you will perish and be tortured in hell FOREVER. And I will laugh; not just because of how hilarious your downfall will be; not just because you deserve it; but primarily because you intended to damage and harm the human world with your lies, but instead it all blew up in your face. You should not have been given the gift of life. If this were a just world, I would be able to physically obstruct your evil from infecting the world, but unfortunately the laws make this illegal... hopefully not for long. I pray every day that each lie you emit renders your eternal punishment even more painful and agonizing. You are a waste of my and everyone elses time. YOU ARE ABSOLUTE SCUM.
wasn't there some vegan dude who fricked his gaulbladder from a severly low fat cutting diet?
wait satan posted him
drink small doses of chanca piedra
thank me later
Is this dangerous at all? I eat stacks of greens every day.
Not him, but no. There are no known side effects and it helps you shidd out the calcified stones in your gallbladder if it can still push them out.
this
>Is this dangerous at all?
no
bile salts also helps
stop eating greens and grains and start eating saturated fats tho
Isn't chanca piedra for kidney stones???
This is usually caused by eating too low fat, and THEN eating fat, your pipes go dry if you're not regularly eating fat to stimulate the bile duct
I thought I was dying the first time that happened. Even heard static noises. I stopped drinking soda and alcohol. And started moving more. It has not happened since. Unsure.
No-Spa or Spasmolgon to relieve the stress the duct, avoid moronic food in the future and you'll be fine, aka leafy greens and processed food, keep and keep saturated fats to low numbers.
Also drink "бeccмepтникa" tea, idk how it's in english too lazy to find, drink 2 cups of it with food for a week to clean your gallbladder.
Lmao, same also thought i was abt to die.
frick off slav
What's your diet? What are you eating
You have to starve yourself to death. My grandfather had this problem. And he didn’t ate anything for a month only drank water with lemon squeezed in it. It was stress related for him.
You need to become a pioneer in semen based cooking recipes.
eat enough fat and protein (satiety) keep carbs separated from main meals if you want/need them.
you want to deplete bile stores daily to prevent forming more stones, apple vinegar to help break down existing ones
I stopped eating ice cream and stopped eating too much fat in one sitting. Haven't had it in years now. I remember it being an awful experience, made me throw up a few times
>eat right
>dont eat fat
huh?
If I can eat 100g of butter in one sitting and be fine, is it safe to say I don't have gallblader problems?
I didn't stop eating fat. If I have a pizza, I'll just eat one half at a time. Ice cream I stopped because it's just liquid fat. I didn't really change much to be honest except that
fricking captcha is ghey today.
i get them since i was like 17-18. Im positive if i go to a doctor during a crisis they would tell me to remove my gallbladder kek.
Honestly, just a better diet will change it. If i eat fatties, i can feel right away discomfort on my right side. Haven't had any crisis in almost one year since i've started eating much better.
When it hurts only solution is really not eat anything.
Apple cider vinegar, apple juices as natural as possible, flaxseeds.
>the gallbladder puts stones in your poop chute
I didn't know that
have better genetics. Or get it removed and shit yourself anytime you eat something other than plain rice.
Crystal light
you could take TUDCA
cholecystectomy. theyre quick and easy. i sat in on one once
for a while I used to get bad pain and nausea everytime I ate something greasy. it randomly went away on it's own.
Have your gallbladder removed.
>Break toe
>Remove foot
>Pinkeye
>Remove eye
I love science so much
you don't need your gallbladder
I mean if you dont care about nonstop burning diarrhea sure
kek frick science
stop eating oxalates moron
Eat as much seed oil as humanly possible
>ketoschizo admitting he's anti-seedoil
Get rid of the parasites in your liver. You must become less fat immediately.
What's being pumped into that wiener and from where?
LMFAO
pic rel helped me, I wouldn't trust what people just write online about flushes. The author died a few years back, pretty sure you can find a free pdf now but this helped me.
This is fake. They tested the "stones" that come out and its just oil
Nah "they" didn't I shat hundreds of stones, some calcified some tainted with billruben. There were a few soap "stones", just solidified oil but after like 10 flushes I stopped producing even them. That book completely unfricked my life.
>billruben
*bilirubin I'm phoneposting brehs
I got a cholecystectomy 4 years ago.
now I can have avocados, chocolate and cheese.
(in moderation)
but I don't know what should I eat now, I'd like to get big though.
OP here, quick update lads. Turns out it was my appendix bursting lmao
drink a lot of water, fast for a week
Andreas Moritz Liver-Gallbladder flush.
Stop being an alcoholic