How the fuck do people cook

You end up with a shit ton of dishes to clean and cooking itself takes too much time already

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming you are a zoomie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a boomer among zoomers
      t. born in '98

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok so you are a protozoomer
        you do the dishes while you are still cooking

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do the dishes while you're cooking

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok so you are a protozoomer
      you do the dishes while you are still cooking

      Most things require constant stirring and checking so they don't burn

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "constant" meaning every 2-5 minutes yeah
        You can easily wash dishes between those 10 second stirs
        Pro tip: stop boiling kraft dinner and calling it "cooking"
        Perhaps make a steak instead

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pay attention to which foods have a high water content. stuff like onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, etc. will release a bunch of their water during the first few minutes of cooking that will then need to boil off before they really start to brown. this keeps them from getting to a temperature much above 212 deg F for a little while, and so every time you add something juicy to the pan you can step away for a bit to go do other stuff

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just do dishes throughout the day. It's going to be a b***h trying to do them all at once. I do dishes when I wake up, before lunch, and before dinner each day and they never pile up enough.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just make a salad then you mark ass buster

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro lettuce takes SO LONG to dry. Don't give that salad spinner crap, either.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prep 20 minutes
    >cook 15-30 minutes
    >can clean during cook
    >rest of cleaning takes 20 minutes max
    >cleaning up after reheat takes 30 seconds

    I'm assuming you are a neet that doesn't exercise but is starting to aspire for more. I hope you launch some day anon. People on welfare are depending on you to work.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He cleans his dishes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That man knows efficiency on a whole new level.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a fricking dishwasher you moron. Hand washing dishes is not nearly as sanitary as using a 2-3 hour cycle on a dish washer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weak roidtroony needs his house appliances to go through cycles
      I was my dishes like a man I don't need no shortcuts to success

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to wash the food off anyways to put it into the dishwasher. Might as well just wash it then homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No really. You only really need to scrape it if something is heavily caked on. Otherwise, The standard 2 Wash cycles your washer does is plenty. It will also sanitize and dry for you.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It literally takes like 5 mins to wash your dishes and pans. What the frick are you doing?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is your normal cooking routine?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow everyone who ever lived before your moronic generation figured it out

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called a dishwasher homie.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can take a bit of time which is why women used to be expected to do these things instead of ignore their family and go to the office and create spreadsheets for mr. goldberg. But you can also figure out how to feed yourself healthy meals without it taking all day.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cook while I lift so that my dinner is done right when my workout ends. You have a lot of downtime between sets, so use it. As for cleaning, I have a dishwasher.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just lick the plate clean

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao imagine not having a dishwasher in current year and wasting precious life time and energy on dishwashing
    plebs

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