Bitches love light grey cotton sweatpants. It's a meme on its own.
I'm not entirely sure if you need to have a visible dickpring for them to be aroused or if it could have the opposite effect for growers.
I hate swamp ass so much it’s so unreal guys >lose 130lbs, no longer fat, actually underweight now >still a sweaty motherfricker, assume I’m just not built to live in the state I live in (Florida) >in college classes hear girls whisper and question why I’m so sweaty, some bro has my back and says “that’s dudes grinding in the gym” so decide to wear my gym clothes daily as cope >swamp ass starts, really hairy so the hairs make my ass cheeks itch like crazy when swamp ass is at its maximum >one day with grey sweats it gets horrible, can feel how bad it is sitting in class >girl who sits in front of me that I talk to sometimes is trying to talk to me, not in the mood so kind of turn her down this day >have to leave early so get up to leave because it gets so bad, can’t even sit still with the itchiness from my hair, itch really bad from ass cheeks to back of legs >humiliated that this whole class will see my swamp ass that looks like I shit myself but can’t take it, get up and rush out >last second glance through door window as it shuts behind me, see that girl staring with jaw on the floor and horrified look just frozen in place >never go back and drop the class because I will never have a chance to explain “haha btw I didn’t shit myself last week I promise haha it’s just sweat, it’s swamp ass. Do you know what that is, swamp ass? It’s totally normal many guys get it haha I swear I didn’t shit myself at 20 years old”
and I eat pretty clean. Chicken, turkey, fish, beef couple days a week, potatoes, veggies, fruit, occasional rice, sometimes bread.
Made no real difference cleaning my diet up and losing all that weight as far as sweating goes. Like I can be dripping some days if I’m outside and active for long enough.
I hate swamp ass so much it’s so unreal guys >lose 130lbs, no longer fat, actually underweight now >still a sweaty motherfricker, assume I’m just not built to live in the state I live in (Florida) >in college classes hear girls whisper and question why I’m so sweaty, some bro has my back and says “that’s dudes grinding in the gym” so decide to wear my gym clothes daily as cope >swamp ass starts, really hairy so the hairs make my ass cheeks itch like crazy when swamp ass is at its maximum >one day with grey sweats it gets horrible, can feel how bad it is sitting in class >girl who sits in front of me that I talk to sometimes is trying to talk to me, not in the mood so kind of turn her down this day >have to leave early so get up to leave because it gets so bad, can’t even sit still with the itchiness from my hair, itch really bad from ass cheeks to back of legs >humiliated that this whole class will see my swamp ass that looks like I shit myself but can’t take it, get up and rush out >last second glance through door window as it shuts behind me, see that girl staring with jaw on the floor and horrified look just frozen in place >never go back and drop the class because I will never have a chance to explain “haha btw I didn’t shit myself last week I promise haha it’s just sweat, it’s swamp ass. Do you know what that is, swamp ass? It’s totally normal many guys get it haha I swear I didn’t shit myself at 20 years old”
No because then the hairs grow back in within 24 hours and itch even when I’m not sweaty and I have to shave again and again that’s too much upkeep, and I enjoy being a hairy man aesthetically no homo
Black folk will walk around with horrific swamp ass and not give a frick. unironically simply embrace it. same with gyno. ive seen Black folk with horrific gyno walk around topless in the hood not giving a frick. girls seem not to notice
That is because it is normal and to be expected for a Black person to have horrendous shit stank body odor, to be sweaty, and to have breasts. It’s not outlandish those are common things for Black folk and I am not a Black person.
I’ll look into it, I’ve had it recommended in the past. My pits will sweat in the cold just from my arms being down. Like I could be in a T shirt in 30 degree (F) weather and I’ll have sweat stains on my pits still.
I get pretty sweaty pretty easily as well. Not that it frequently "shows", but it can feel uncomfortable. I recommend loose organic cotton underwear, and otherwise weather appropriate clothing for your body. If it's over 70 degrees Fahrenheit or ~20 degrees celsius, I wear shorts. Organic cotton or wool shirts are good for wicking moisture as well. I also recommend wearing sandals or keeping a change of (wool) socks. My feet get sweaty when I work out and it can cause toe mold and damp shoes. I use miconazole nitrate in my shoes and rotate them.
No idea, this is why I’m scared to squat in grey sweatpants. It’s getting colder here now though, less than 10c and I’m slightly cold in shorts. Maybe I should just use black sweats?
Compression shorts and paper towels folded inbetween your ass cheeks. Apparently construction workers do this and call it a manpon.
Source: me after doing some research, It's been 1 week of this and my swamp ass effectively doesn't exist.
Got no fricking clue, I just wear black pants to hide it.
Bitches love light grey cotton sweatpants. It's a meme on its own.
I'm not entirely sure if you need to have a visible dickpring for them to be aroused or if it could have the opposite effect for growers.
Remove your ass hair, bro.
What is it with americans and pissing and shitting into sweatpants specifically?
Thats sweat dumdum
Wear black pants or just lift at home.
Or embrace it as your Amerishart pride and stop giving a shit heh
Shave your ass and apply baby powder or any other talcum. You gonna, sweat less, be smooth and smell nicer to your boyfriend as bonus.
Try not pissing yourself. Who knows, might work
apply talcum powder to your butt before you go outside
Stop eating shit that makes you sweat
under-rated post.
Stop eating fast food and drinking energy drinks. Even a little bit of that stuff fricks you up.
I’m
and I eat pretty clean. Chicken, turkey, fish, beef couple days a week, potatoes, veggies, fruit, occasional rice, sometimes bread.
Made no real difference cleaning my diet up and losing all that weight as far as sweating goes. Like I can be dripping some days if I’m outside and active for long enough.
No more salting your food
Cold showers
I hate swamp ass so much it’s so unreal guys
>lose 130lbs, no longer fat, actually underweight now
>still a sweaty motherfricker, assume I’m just not built to live in the state I live in (Florida)
>in college classes hear girls whisper and question why I’m so sweaty, some bro has my back and says “that’s dudes grinding in the gym” so decide to wear my gym clothes daily as cope
>swamp ass starts, really hairy so the hairs make my ass cheeks itch like crazy when swamp ass is at its maximum
>one day with grey sweats it gets horrible, can feel how bad it is sitting in class
>girl who sits in front of me that I talk to sometimes is trying to talk to me, not in the mood so kind of turn her down this day
>have to leave early so get up to leave because it gets so bad, can’t even sit still with the itchiness from my hair, itch really bad from ass cheeks to back of legs
>humiliated that this whole class will see my swamp ass that looks like I shit myself but can’t take it, get up and rush out
>last second glance through door window as it shuts behind me, see that girl staring with jaw on the floor and horrified look just frozen in place
>never go back and drop the class because I will never have a chance to explain “haha btw I didn’t shit myself last week I promise haha it’s just sweat, it’s swamp ass. Do you know what that is, swamp ass? It’s totally normal many guys get it haha I swear I didn’t shit myself at 20 years old”
Shave your ass you fricking moron
No because then the hairs grow back in within 24 hours and itch even when I’m not sweaty and I have to shave again and again that’s too much upkeep, and I enjoy being a hairy man aesthetically no homo
Black folk will walk around with horrific swamp ass and not give a frick. unironically simply embrace it. same with gyno. ive seen Black folk with horrific gyno walk around topless in the hood not giving a frick. girls seem not to notice
That is because it is normal and to be expected for a Black person to have horrendous shit stank body odor, to be sweaty, and to have breasts. It’s not outlandish those are common things for Black folk and I am not a Black person.
Post pic of black Gyno, pls
You have hyperhydrosis and need to get your sweat glands lazered like I do. My pits sweat too much and it's only like 2500 dollars.
I’ll look into it, I’ve had it recommended in the past. My pits will sweat in the cold just from my arms being down. Like I could be in a T shirt in 30 degree (F) weather and I’ll have sweat stains on my pits still.
Don't wear pants
Underwear.
Double up on underwear or get some kind of under layer to absorb sweat. Sounds counter intuitive but more layers might help you.
Visithe toilet.
i cant believe this is even a real thing
id kill myself before i was some fat frick with a sweaty ass lmao
Would a maxi pad be visible through sweatpants?
I get pretty sweaty pretty easily as well. Not that it frequently "shows", but it can feel uncomfortable. I recommend loose organic cotton underwear, and otherwise weather appropriate clothing for your body. If it's over 70 degrees Fahrenheit or ~20 degrees celsius, I wear shorts. Organic cotton or wool shirts are good for wicking moisture as well. I also recommend wearing sandals or keeping a change of (wool) socks. My feet get sweaty when I work out and it can cause toe mold and damp shoes. I use miconazole nitrate in my shoes and rotate them.
No idea, this is why I’m scared to squat in grey sweatpants. It’s getting colder here now though, less than 10c and I’m slightly cold in shorts. Maybe I should just use black sweats?
I just wear dark shorts or really black pants.
shave your ass
wear shorts or something more 'breathable'
Ejis Sweatproof Underwear
Only thing that has worked for me.
>plastic underwear
Might as well go all-over sweat-proof in that case.
>sweat-proof
>be me
>imagining the smell
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shell shaded ass
Compression shorts and paper towels folded inbetween your ass cheeks. Apparently construction workers do this and call it a manpon.
Source: me after doing some research, It's been 1 week of this and my swamp ass effectively doesn't exist.
Show ass?