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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a pregnant woman before I read the text

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He ate carbs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zKwizRo.jpg

      How the frick do you frick up like this?

      Built for bbc

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He eats exclusively carbs

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I eat exclusievly crabs.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i know a guy who smoked and he didn't get lung cancer

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          1) zoom out of that graph
          2) epidemilogical data proves the lung cancer-smoking link, not xy graphs

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1972 to 1982

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          op unironically posted what's in the red square lol

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            OP btfo once again

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why didn't they measure lung cancer deaths in women?

            Everything makes sense though
            >Less ads for cigarettes
            >More knowledge about the health consequences of smoking
            >Less young people start smoking
            >More old people quit
            >Those who smoked for decades still suffer the long term consequences, but it still declines on a delay

            Anyone who disagrees with this chart is a midwit

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/Jxe18LM.jpg

            >i know a guy who smoked and he didn't get lung cancer

            Not to mention the moron didn't realise that cancer isn't an acute reaction to smoking, it's a reaction to chronic smoking, so even if there is a decline in overall smoking, lung cancer deaths won't go down for a while because it takes time to not only die from lung cancer, but for all the people who had been smoking a lot to get it and die off.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the moron
              lol, lmao even.

              You're the moron here friend.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/Jxe18LM.jpg

            >i know a guy who smoked and he didn't get lung cancer

            Nightshades like tobacco are very good at drawing polonium 210 and lead 210 from nitrogen rich soil. Notice how people smoked tobacco for 1000s of years and never got cancer, but once we switched to synthetic nitrogen fertilizer after the dustbowl, lung cancer increased?

            Know what's even crazier? Cigar smokers rarely get lung cancer, even inhaling second hand. Cigar tobacco is generally aged 3-5 years. The half life of polonium 210 is 138 days.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Notice how people smoked tobacco for 1000s of years
              also notice how we couldn't diagnose internal cancers for 1000s of years

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >exclusively carbs
        Impossible.
        Humans die if they don't eat fat or protein.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not exclusively, anon, just mostly. And he's doing OMAD at night plus tons of exercise before his meal, so he's literally in ketosis for most of the day.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    beer?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is my guess, beer/alcohol belly is a real thing, everyone i know with some gigantic belly but otherwise normally proportioned body drinks a shit ton of alcohol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liver damage, his viscera is filled with fat and fluid
      Nightmare tier

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that episode where Louis sticks around the addict center for alcoholics
        >man with a similar bloated stomach gets orange-like puss drained from his body, buckets full of it
        >heavy liver damage, man is told he will not live the year if he keeps on drinking
        >so what will you do now?
        >have a pint I guess

        The saddest thing is that the guy in the OP pic has to drink a lot regularly in order to get to this point. He's probably slamming pint after pint on the daily and has a serious problem. Worst of all he doesn't seem to realize this himself.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Him posting that shit on leddit is a brief moment of clarity, but I’d rather not sour my mood looking up the comments.
          In any case anyone can turn their life around, even if to have a better quality of life of what remains of his.
          This man could not have genuine loving people around him, but it’s certain he has severe mental issues that were never confronted.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      $50 says this guy is an alcoholic in heavy denial

      My housemate's 30 and looks like this but never drinks alcohol.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Beer belly is in inflamed liver. The liver is actually a pretty big organ.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clients
    Lmao imagine getting advice from a guy who gained 120lbs in one year about anything

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if it's weight gain advice?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you wanted to be a bloat Lord might as well look like a powerlifter instead of a pregnant woman with triplets

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao I'm sure some skinny zoomer could get conned into hiring him as a bulking specialist

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    $50 says this guy is an alcoholic in heavy denial

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that or a lying gainer fetishist

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an alcoholic and that shit is not possible. You have to be drinking soda

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you drink enough beer on top of other alcohol your organs will swell and you'll retain water. It is possible, and excess calories are necessary, but this also doesn't happen without alcohol.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't drink that much beer. After one day of being beer drunk and powering into like 25 beers your stomach and gallbladder beg you not to drink beer anymore and you feel horrendous then you fart and shit diarrhea. No. The way to be an alcoholic is with hard liquor. I needed about 200ml of pure alcohol in rapid succession and more like 300ml if slow and did the math by volume. This is equivalent to 500ml of 80 proof or 10 shots within 2 hours. With beer you're getting an average of 4.5% abv which is about 16ml per beer. You would need to drink 12.5 beers in 2 hours to go that fast. You can drink 6 an hour but that shit is a chore. If not getting immediately obliterated as quickly as possible I could do 300-320ml or 800ml of hard alcohol over the course of a day. About 21 beers. Maybe he is drinking 10 beers a day but he isn't getting drunk off of that. And at 20 a day your body fricking begs you to not.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And at 20 a day your body fricking begs you to not.
            i know alcoholics who drink 15-20 per day at least anon, for over 5 years. yes some of them have died, but you are underestimating addiction. most of them just didn't like hard liqour. they grew up in the 70s and 80s drinking beer, and its just what they like.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            These guys are drinking from 7am until midnight every day. A few beers in the morning to calm the shakes, heavier stuff after work, etc. It’s not hard for them and they rarely binge and get hungover like you or I do.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's visceral fat. He didn't gain 125 lbs of organ growth.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the answer is white russian

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        excess beer drinking has a totally different effect on the body to other alcohol
        the understanding of why is fuzzy but the outcomes are still well documented

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's interesting. Does one hit the organs worse than the other? I used to drink more liquor, but these days I drink a lot of cider because the girl I'm dating has celiac so it's what we tend to buy. I figured it was all bad for you on some level. I never knew it was bad in drastically different ways.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see all the time at the store. Dudes with this exact body type buying cases of 24s then sit on their ass and watch sportsball.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the classic “World’s biggest Seahawks fan” body

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alcohol has more calories than sugar.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emphasis on the heavy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will not take that bet because I do not want to lose money.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My man has been hitting the bottle HARD
    Built like a proper pintsman

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It almost looks like an ascitic abdomen.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lust provoking image

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. rin

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, some people can’t metabolize efficiently shit food and drinks compared to other fat fricks and it all goes straight into the liver and torso. I’m pretty sure you can also get liver damage due to medication and get a lite version of this with a bad diet, even while being skinny fat.
      Check your liver bros

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literal pregnant with sixtuplets physique
      >Still fewer stretch marks than me

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like he's about to tell me to start the reactor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus fricking nightmare Christ

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude has to be an alcoholic.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is the bellybutton censored

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Otherwise you'd want to frick it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      MEDOOSA HEADDU

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This honestly provokes a gagging reaction. Bodily mutilation horror is real.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t this the guy with a weird fetish who got fired for it?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would assume a man has somehow become pregnant. Honestly I'm not sure what he's expecting people to say about it (or when he's expecting)

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how could you let yourself go like that? Jesus Christ

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this what the lefties meant by “men can get pregnant”?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's exactly how the men in my family gain weight; 100% belly fat. Growing up I watched them all drink beer and soda while pounding candy and bakery goods all day. They could be news anchors hiding their gut behind a desk, but once you look at them sideways they're 8 months pregnant.
    If I hadn't spent my 20's and early 30's working on a college campus walking a shitton every day, I might have ballooned up like that. Changed my diet just in time to take a desk job.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's gotta be from alcohol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. stop seeing alcoholics as human for peace of mind gainz

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    beer drinking alcoholic
    it has a specific and obvious body type
    the gyno, the huge gut, the twiggy legs, this guy definitely drinks a 6 pack a day

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a 6 pack a day
      That is more like 2 6-packs. 12 brewskis everyday for 1.5 years with crisps and salted peanuts.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry to all the guys that are saying similar to you

      I’ve drunk a 6 pack a day for 2 decades and I look like my picture, that’s not alcohol, it’s genetically determined fat distribution and a frick ton of calories

      Pic related, my 6 pack a day beer gut at age 37

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh frick off
        this is literally personal anecdote territory
        "my grandma smoked a pack a day and lived to 100, therefore smoking is ok!"

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but if you wanna say beer always causes the same body type, it’s not true

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            exeptions dont break general trends/rules though so your (very nice :3) posting body proves nothing

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does he have hell tier insertions or will my quads look like that if I keep training then seriously long term

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              only if your calves are shitty/untrained will you look like that.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s me, and I can’t do shit about my insertions but most people on here like my quads

              I don’t even squat that much, weight or frequency… and I’m 6’4 and 205lbs../9 maybe it’s just by limb length you don’t like the look of

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                1) nice bulge :3
                2) I beg you, train your calves

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, no

                height, weight, routine, years of training, stack?

                6’4 .. 205, age 37, training forever in different ways, currently just spinning the wheels on ‘531 boring but big’ for a while, only ever done compound lifts because home gym master race. All jokes aside.. I’ve had a ‘good’ physique for 20 years now, since I was about 17 or 18 year old, so I don’t worry too much about programming or stats etc, I just bulk a bit over the winters and cut a bit towards the summers. The heaviest I ever got (while lean) was about 225lbs but I just can’t eat and train that much all the time …

                Best squat ever was 180kg… 4 plate, high bar atg

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick wouldnt you train your calves?
                The muscles thhat connect you to the ground ffs.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m just not gonna do it. I don’t give a frick .

                I’m not a bodybuilder. I already have kids and I just don’t care

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would take minutes ffs, they are functional muscles and training them will help you prevent achillies injuries as you age

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I appreciate the concern for the injuries etc, but I work a blue collar job and I’m on my feet all day and outside of work I wear vivo barefoot shoes and do a lot of cycling (on a bike). My calves get plenty of action, they’re just not big

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                at a bare minimum you should do some loaded deep stretches of them, standing, heels off a ledge, stuff you wont get during regular use

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will consider it, but my original post in this thread was to state that I drink 6 beers a night, every night… which is surely more of a health concern than not training calves. I wish I wanted to stop drinking badly enough to actually do something about it, but cold lager is just too fricking delicious

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which is surely more of a health concern than not training calves
                with your body? seemingly not
                but yeah, try and cut down on the booze
                stay strong daddy 😉 godspeed

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I could drink every night and look that good I would too anon.
                n-no homo

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I already have kids
                >age 37
                Actual daddy OwO

                This guy got dubs:

                It would take minutes ffs, they are functional muscles and training them will help you prevent achillies injuries as you age

                listen to him

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >age 37
                daddy UwU

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >daddy UwU
                DID YOU JUST DADDY UWU???

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mirin hair

                > t. 38 y/o getting norwooded

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >> t. 38 y/o getting norwooded
                frick when did you start norwooding

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Started very unnoticed at 35
                37 was the beginning of the end

                Nice bod btw, don't listen to the IST DYEL hivemind

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                this fucling twink can anglefraud to this

                https://i.imgur.com/9RuRyFp.jpg

                Yeah but if you wanna say beer always causes the same body type, it’s not true

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Counting at least four different kinds of wood.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              His insertions are fine, he's just a lanklet

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        height, weight, routine, years of training, stack?

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got one (1) gf.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put on 125 pounds
    >I'm pretty self conscious

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      not with those booty shorts

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has got to be a gay thing. Definitely has a gainer vibe. Even on reddit he’s just fishing for compliments from gay men

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the "confident guy at a party" first photo so you know his face is good etc. it's likely a gay thing

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously fatty liver disease, he's either consuming too much alcohol or obscene amounts of fat

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What doing keto/carnivore does to a man.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hard to dress my figure
    Nah he's got a good thing going with the Hawaian shirts.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol jesus, imagine permanently botching your body like this

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is legitimately impressive. 150 lbs in one year. That’s consistently just over 3 lbs a week. Doubt I could even if I tried.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's about 10 beers extra every day.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how bad is it?
    surely he knows, right?

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what would your impression be
    "I'm getting whatever I want out of this meeting"

  25. 6 months ago
    From the slums of bhingari hello sirs

    homie must ohp 3 plates

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea three plates of fried food straight down his gullet

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gain weight like this and so do all the men in my family. what's worse is a lot of is visceral fat.

    I am literally a skinny gay and refuse to pig out (also don't drink) because this is the worse look possible.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone on planet earth
    that guy drinks at least 10 beers a day
    >academic studies / experts say
    "pretty much no correlation between drinking alcoholic beer and increased stomach obesity relative to the rest of the body"

    For real everyone on the planet with alcoholic relatives knows this body type

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because those studies never count the swollen organs themselves. The actual fat on your belly might not increase that disproportionately, but the giant swollen liver and other organs still make it look like it.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the fat goes to my belly If I get fat my arms and legs are still thin like a stick its terrible,Im fit now,runs in my family

    • 6 months ago
      From the slums of bhingari hello sirs

      Thats brown genetics

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      mestizo detected

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    still smaller than most people I see at the grocery store lmao. Holy frick the majority of humans are disgusting

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beer causes this

    Never seem anyone like that that wasn't addicted to beer

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do beer drinkers have huge bellies?
    It should be because of calories, no? But then why people that drink other kinds of alcohol don't have this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      its because alcohol causes unique fat-processing issues due to the stress it places upon the liver

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting
        So do fat gets stored in the liver?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          no they just dont get properly processed as the liver is so busy dealing with the alcohol and you end up with systemic high lipids which in combination with all the stress/inflammation end up storing as visceral fat

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I see. Your body can't properly metabolise all the calories

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not quite, the same metabolites needed to deoxify the ethanol are also involved in fat processing.
              So detoxifying the alcohol causes a defecit of ability to handle the fats.
              The caloreis thing is weird because what alcohol detoxifies into directly enters the krebs cycle iirc and so provides loads of energy without any nutrition!
              All that unstorable chemical energy also means that any other fats/carbs are vastly more likley to be stored as fat.
              Alcohol is horrendous in any manmade concentration and we can only detoxify it as its found when stuff rots in nature

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for the answer anon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no problem anon

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          no they just dont get properly processed as the liver is so busy dealing with the alcohol and you end up with systemic high lipids which in combination with all the stress/inflammation end up storing as visceral fat

          I should clarify, fat absolutley gets stuck in the liver in alcohol users, it just shouldnt be there lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Portal hypertension

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Straight men who do this have a humiliation fetish. It gets them off to have people make fun of them.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have some good examples/stories about the female version of this?
    t.architect

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beer, fastfood, being sedentary, unlucky fat distribution genetics.
    My dad has a beer gut, although nothing as drastic as that, he works a physical job and eats somewhat okay, but it's just all the beers.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obesogens

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This must be some sort of inflammation or bloat caused by bad nutrition. No way it's just regular fait gain

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he stopped drinking how quickly could one expect to lose weight?

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's his ab routine

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mac got really really fat

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    not gonna lie, if I looked like top second to right with the red flannel, I would be griping my boobs and caressing my pregnant looking belly all the time.

    The rest of it went too bar in the bowling ball direction.

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men are not supposed to be fat.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seed oils

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    looking majestic as frick

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard a distended belly could mean heart disease

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gain 7 lbs/ month for a year and a half (best case scenario assuming he isn't lying)
    >grow massive gut
    >grow man boobs, gyno visible

    Beer
    Excessive amounts of beer, like a twelve pack a day

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a preggo ftm troony

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a bait post
    hes a fetishist and did this in purpose at the behest of pretty much everyone around him and he gets off and people looking at it or feeling grossed out by it.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure laziness

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rippletoe claims another victim

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    alcoholic, no physical activity

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's SIBO and liver disease.

    He isn't digesting any of his food so it feeds an overgrowth of bacteria in the small intestines. The bacteria then ferment the foods and create massive amounts of gas.

    He'll be dead soon if he doesn't fix this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      125 pounds of gas?

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The organs are screaming.

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    he had two scoops of ice cream

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a 'bad back' and a union job, paid to not work on 'disability' + beer + no hydration + no exercise (shoulder injury, use to play ball, and bench 405, back in high school)

    I'm glad insulin is overpriced.

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