How the fuck do you get rid of stretch marks?

How the frick do you get rid of stretch marks? I don't care if you think your "battle marks" look cool i want to get rid of them. what works? microneedling? coconut butter???

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a tan

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makeup

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You literally can't.
    Shouldn't have turbobulked

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very womanly trait to worry about stretch marks. You are never gonna make it

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They fade in like 2-3 years. Only applies to the muscle ones, leftover shit from being obese stays for life without cosmetic surgery

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They fade in like 2-3 years
      they don't, it's scar tissue
      it becomes less visible, but that shit is never returning to normal skin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They fade = become less visible

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stretch marks are cool as long as they aren't on your stomach

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't, they're here to stay. That's the price for getting big

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't. I've had stretch marks on my lower back and thighs for 4 years. can't remember. Started getting less noticeable after 2 1/2 years.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not be a roid troony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this tbh
      you wanted fast results, you get fast results. durr

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have some stretch marks and I’m not on steroids, if you guys never got stretch marks you just don’t work hard enough in gym or have shit genetics

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if you don't get stretch marks you have shit genetics

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, I just lifted with decent intensity and volume and my front delt and lats especially have some tiger stripes.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot. Bro's got them tiger stipes.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mix two tablespoons coffee with one tablespoon olive oil, rub it into the stretch marks, wait 20 minutes, then wash it off
    It turned all my stretch marks white

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To me the angry red stretch marks are way more aesthetic than the silvery white old ones.
    Guess I just have to keep growing no matter what.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve heard megadosing gotu kola can clear them up, not tried it myself though

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Microneedling+ bio oil + time helped reduce mine, they're still there but significantly less noticeable than they were, especially when I've got a tan they're pretty much invisible unless you're looking closely

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    scars fade with time, if you wan't to speed up the proces talk to a dermatologist and water fast 3 days every month or something.

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