How the fuck is this 2000 calories?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ketchup with pizza

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called being cultured

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys non white subhuman

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pizzas are made with ketchup.

        WHAT? is this an american thing?
        pizzas are made with tomatosauce, not ketchup. these are two different things.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s a chance it’s an *african*-american thing, but people in the USA don’t eat ketchup with their fucking pizza. Some people with very childish/trashy taste do like dipping their pizza in ranch dressing, but that’s only for bad pizza.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're all fucking african-american, as your genes are muddled and mixed. KYS amerimutt.

            [...]
            WHAT? is this an american thing?
            pizzas are made with tomatosauce, not ketchup. these are two different things.

            It is an amerimutt thing. America MUST be destroyed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those things are exactly the same. Ketchup is tomato sauce.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's quite a bit more to ketchup than just tomato sauce, it has vinegar and other seasoning in it typically along with sugar.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. lard

            Ketchup is sugar sauce.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              t. Fatties

              Sorry I dont revolve my life around food and don't know the difference between the various red tomatoe liquids.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Projecting. If you don’t know the nutritional profile of the food you eat, there’s no way you are in shape. Post body. And if your tastebuds can’t distinguish ketchup from pizza sauce, you should realize you have a defect.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 6'3" 215lbs.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you have the knowledge of a retarded five year old.
                I wonder how you go through life.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s jacked tho. He told us so.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't make retarded statements over topics you don't know shit of then gay

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              only in muttland

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. Fatties

            Sorry I dont revolve my life around food and don't know the difference between the various red tomatoe liquids.

            pizzasauce is only cooked tomatoes. nothing else.
            ketchup is one smashed tomato thrown in a bag of sugar and a handful of herbs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ketchup is tomato paste, sugar, salt, and vinegar. Read the label of a ketchup bottle some time. I used to use that on everything, and didn't realize just how much salt and sugar I was adding to my food. The serving size on the label is very small compared to how much I would use.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I watch my housemates put ~1 tsp of store bought ranch per bite of pizza , 2-3 slices 2 tbsp per slice. 4 tbsp of ranch for 2 pieces of pizza

              This is what people think food is.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          For a very low-class pizza, yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pizzas are made with ketchup.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    italians are literally worse than garden gnomes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they interlope with garden gnomes quite often

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best cuisine in the entire world
      >longest life expectations
      >most wanted by girls
      Keep coping gay
      Also, an average pizza in Italy has 900-1000 calories, it's just the American garbage that goes over 2k because everyone there is obese and needs 3k calories a meal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >best cuisine in the entire world
        >longest life expectations

        That’s Japan, anon. You’re talking about Japan.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Conclusion: Axis powers are best countries.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          japanese food has a lot of unhealthy shit too - like super salty ramen or fried tempura.
          difference is if you ask for more than one serving of food people will start fat shaming you. if you ignore the fat shaming they will ostracize you.
          when you look chubby then first thing they say will be "oh you're very healthy" and micro aggression teh fuck outta you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only that you're wrong and it's actually
          #1 Greek cuisine
          #2 Japanese

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol mald

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IMAGINE BEING SO STUPID YOU THINK THIS IS AN ITALIAN PIZZA

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come I'm on the cusp of vomiting after 3 slices of pizza, but I don't feel "full"

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dense bread and cheese. Adds up quickly.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    -Dense bread
    -Slathered and sometimes literally soaked in oil
    -Sugar added to bread
    -Sugar added to sauce
    -High fat cheese

    The only thing halfway worth eating on that shit is the pepperoni. If you make your own you can control all of these variables. The pizza tastes infinitely better. 2-3 slices will fill you up. Like seriously homemade is some gourmet world class shit if you make it right

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I struggle to eat enough to gain weight, so this shit is ideal for me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't. You could consume far better quality calories than this nasty shit. Is this the attitude of someone who thinks bulking is bulking , no matter what the source of calories? Quality of materials you put into your body matters, not simply quantity of calories.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          For health and wellbeing, the nutritional quality of your food matters. For body composition, calories and protein are all that really matter

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Health should be at the forefront of people's goals. Appearance should come second.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You should stop making large sweeping generalizations for the entire populace

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That looks like absolute shit. Also that white chicken is probably grown with heavy hormones and antibiotics. Real chicken is yellow-orange.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rice and ground turkey you fucking moron.

            If appearance matters over taste, you're just a gay.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vomit - the dish
          lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fag detected
            Lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that looks like shit if shit was white colored

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good thing my body doesn't care what you think or what color my meal is, it just knows high quality nutrition and exceptional taste- can't day the same for you or your subpar cooking.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't take it so personally man lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spoken like a true 155lb twink. Also season your fucking food.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don’t eat the crust

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do you bloat a pizza to 2000 calories (other than making it really big)? A regular pizza should be at 800-1200.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy to underestimate calories if you're a fatty.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not it's 1k max

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they fill the dough with sugar and also pepperoni has tons of calories in it

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pizza
    >ketchup
    polska detect

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its not.
    Well idk about Americans who add sugar and onions oil to everything but in normal countries its more like 1k

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the diameter? That's as many calories as an entire Domino's medium.

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