how to achieve the physique of a 2000bc alpha male

how to achieve the physique of a 2000bc alpha male

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a 2000bc alpha male?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the speed of evolution, more or less, yeah

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    contract smallpox

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >physique better than 90% of roidtrannies
    >immortalized in stone thousands of years before their HRT abuse was even medically possible

    most brutal mog of all time

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrestling naked with your pals

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2000 bc alpha male
    >morons once again not realizing these statues are of literal gods, shaped to present perfection, a physique (in their minds) far above what any mere mortal is capable of

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was the physique of the average well born greek
      just kidding
      they did look jacked af though not all of them this big but there probably were men walking around that looked like that
      after all greeks had to wear crazy heavy battle armor

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re a moron with a fried brain, they were all 5’5 dyels. Of course there were outliers but this was no average physique you stupid motherfricker

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you’re saying this based on?

        but why do they all have such small wieners?

        big pp = being uncivilized /barbaric
        was the belief at the time

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having sex with men only, women are inferior creatures and dont deserve the dick

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but why do they all have such small wieners?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's actually quite oversized for the average european male

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a small wiener?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Symbolic choice. Big wieners were a symbol of uncontrolled emotions, lust and desires. Hencewhy Satyrs were often depicted with big dicks. Small wieners were a symbol of stoic control over carnal desires, a triumph over animalistic tendencies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In greek times (and in roman as they adopted the traditions) the ideal male body had a small penis. Something about small penises being more virile as more of the semen left the phallus (?). Either way, picrel is a quote from Aristophanes describing a good male.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vast majority of white men can’t actually achieve this because it requires large pelvic bones. Large pelvic bones are found in populations whose ancestors had to go through constant famines, so they have wide hips to store extra fat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have wide pelvic bones, and I'm a bit of an endomorph. Is this what my final grand body would be?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, this physique may be achievable naturally but it will take great effort and commitment. Don’t expect to look like that going in. But as someone with wider hips you should emphasise obliques.

        >made up nonsense

        No it isn’t. This always comes up in forums when the Farnese Hercules statue is posted.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >made up nonsense

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