How to do yoga as a male in a class full of females without looking like a creep? Genuinely in it for the health benefits
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How to do yoga as a male in a class full of females without looking like a creep? Genuinely in it for the health benefits
be autistic and dont care
you feel uncomfy? who cares lol
they feel uncomfy? not your problem lol
just don't stare, it's really that easy
No you aren't. There are endless resources online that could let you learn how to do yoga in the privacy and comfort of your own home for free, you just want to stare at women in yoga pants. Not that that's a bad thing.
>privacy and comfort of your own home
My own home is less private and comfortable than a fricking fitness studio/gym. Frick outa here with this fricking office IT bullshit wfh covid era speech
Don't do yoga. It's for dyels. Go straight to the barbells and do some deadlifts instead.
homosexual
Just go and focus on your body and your breath, I hope it works out for you op.
powershitter
>you just want to stare at women in yoga pants.
that is you not op
front row
My step sister dragged me to her yoga class and I ended up jizzing myself. She wanted me on the mat behind her since to copy her form. Her ass was just so fricking hot and right in my face idk. Maybe I was edging too much but I busted during cow pose while staring at her ass.
I tried to hide it but it leaked out my basketball shorts all over my mat. I wiped it off with my shirt during cobra pose but idk if she knew or not. My semen was stained all over my shirt and pants and it was smeared all over my leg and she asked me if I spilled bleach on myself during the drive back to our apartment
Fake and gay considering how strongly semen smells, especially in an enclosed space like a car or your bedroom.
Fun fact, when you exit your neckbeard nest after fapping for most of the day, the people you leech off of rent-free can most definitely smell it on you.
Just do it at home instead.
>bleach
Yeah...she definitely knew
You should frick her ass
>I busted during cow pose while staring at her ass.
should have busted during cow pose with your dick in her ass
Just don't be creepy
literally in the same situation as you, just be yourself and enjoy the class homosexual
Sit at the front so you can't be accused of being there to stare. Alternatively just stare. If they didn't want the attention they shouldn't dress like prostitutes.
the equally-based horseshoe theory
Slightly act like a homosexual. Like bob your hips side to side front to back and do hip circles all the time. Things like that. Tell them you are there because your hips are fricked up and you are really working on them.
Just be attractive and they wont think you're a creep.
Be gay. Should be easy for you.
>Do yoga
>find true love
>plap ass for the rest of your life
I was thinking of just trying it at home first. I noticed Tubi has about a million videos if you search yoga. For me, it's more that the classes are all daytime and I'm working. The collaborative fitness stuff here is all on retiree time.
I went to a yoga class once. My grandmother dragged me along when I was 14 years old.
The instructor was really nice and the other ladies in the class kept asking me questions about my school. But there were a couple of women in their 20s who were salty a teenage boy was there.
OP here, did your grandma have a nice ass?
I go to yoga and there are guys there almost every class, it's not a big deal. Just don't think about it. One anon suggested front row, go with that if you feel uncomfortable