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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That place made the shittest burgers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >advertises ass burgers
      >surprised they taste like shit
      You're not too bright, are you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats the joke he was making you absolute autismo

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat her out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute photo

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with hot teenage girls again....
    getting old sucks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the sweet side of growing up a loser virgin
      life only gets better as i get older, i never got anhedonically adjusted to living the high life, so i wont spend age 27-80 in decline like most people

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you're just used to being miserable already?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          for 10/10 model millionaire your life is trash rope tier
          Its all about perspective

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope so anon, I really do.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope too but yeah, room for improvement is incredible when you started low kek

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >life only gets better as i get older
        While that's true, the simply fact that remains is that teenage pussy is getting more and more completely out of reach, which was the original point.

        The bitter truth is, no matter how many twentysomething roasties you smash, the thought that you never tasted prime teen pussy will still haunt you and keep you up at night.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >haunt you and keep you up at night.
          you mgiht think this now, but eventually you will reach an age where "teens" become children and lose their appeal as you assume they are gross and sticky like children.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me guess, Amerigolem?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was sexually active as a teen and had an attractive virgin partner LTR. It’s not as good as you think, you’re just putting it on a pedestal. Sex is sex. A body is a body. I guarantee you unless you’re fricked up in some way the sex you have with a 30 yo lover that you trust and are attracted to is going to be just as good if not better. This might be hard if you’re emotionally stuck in the past and don’t feel equal with older women, but otherwise it’s great and you don’t have to put up with an annoying teenager’s bullshit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >will still haunt you
          real spooky bro. what else haunts you?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is utterly no difference in pussy between an 18 year old and a 24 year old that isnt just down to the person themselves. You can have better or worse but its not on age alone. Ive never smashed a girl older than 24 though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of my mates is mid 30s and still pulls early 20s/late teen girls. but he's aged incredibly. he always was handsome but kept his hair too. the rest of us are thinning and wrinkled. it's such a lottery

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 30, look 20 but find girls in their early 20s too immature.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Curious about this. Does he tell them his age but cause he looks young they don’t mind cause they’re attracted to him?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          attraction is inherently superficial. all the moralizing falls flat when someone handsome or beautiful enters the picture. women can say what the want, whatever they deem toxic this month, but attraction is attraction

          I mean, way back, there have been tinder chadfish experiments where the guy claims to be a legit rapist pedophile in his bio and women were still chatting him up en masse

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          im 34 and frick 19-23yo. age rarely comes up. when I tell them it's usually past the point of no return and they just chuckle and say holy shit really? good face, good body and be funny.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm assuming you don't use apps or lie on them?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              no apps yet. tho I'm running low on bar/club friends so I may have to soon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one except the severely autistic and terminally online actually cares about that shit man. Age will basically never come up in real life romantic interactions. Or maybe it does in the US? lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turn 18
      >have to pretend you suddenly aren't attracted to teenagers anymore

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can think whatever you want but if you act on it you’re liable to be murdered by her father. Sign of a healthy society and the way it’s always been.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta, but good thing I can fight so daddy don't scare me

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Teenagers are hot but that doesn’t make it okay to ruin the populations mothers by fricking them while they’re still developing.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hardly a drop in the ocean in today's society.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That ~~*not my problem*~~ attitude is why society is rotting

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What I mean is that you'll have a very hard time finding a virgin 18yo in today's society, especially one who'd go for a significantly older dude.
                Going with an older dude is hardly going to ruin a girl who's lost her virginity several years and several guys ago.

                A "good girl", sure, but then again, it depends on what you want to do with her. Play with her just for sex and dump her? Yeah obviously don't do that.
                Get into a serious long-term relationship? That's not going to ruin her at all if you're good to her just because you're older, and I'd argue that it's infinitely better than most of the other possible things she could be doing relationship-wise.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick wants to marry a virgin..?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The real question is
                >Who the frick wants to marry?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                true. in these times, under these conditions, it's moronic for a man to marry

                waiting for your perfect christian tradfu unicorn is cope too. quite a few have a coloured past and are reformed bawds and many bawd it up later down the line regardless of their beliefs. you simply cannot bet your wealth and wellbeing on the loyality of a modern women

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nailed it. Marriage is for women.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rich people. Staying atomized and trying to do it all alone is for you gullible poors. It makes you easier marks. Keep it up.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a woman?

                Also not what I said.
                A girl who's had serious long term relationships in the past can still be a good girl even if she's not a virgin, depending on the circumstances.
                Also, why would a virgin be bad? Because she doesn't have years of dick to give her experience in bed? Why not be patient and let her build that experience with you? Why would you want the experience she gained with other guys (who also left her with all sorts of emotional baggage and bullshit, not to mention how the number of past sexual partners inversely correlates very strongly with happiness in a relationship, for obvious reasons, so a virgin is much more likely to give you a long and happy relationship)?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                why is this a israeli thing? israelites have historically protected their own, maintained solid family structures, and even held many socialist sympathies going into the 20th century. Israel was one of the more socially democratic countries before the latter quarter of the 20th century.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why is this a israeli thing?
                Because it's what they inflict on other societies through cultural subversion and propaganda.
                >Jews have historically protected their own, maintained solid family structures
                Correct, they protect THEIR OWN and tell OTHERS not to do the same. israelites rabidly support open borders for every country but Israel, for instance.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So israelites are actually based and winning the game then?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately, they are. They're winning so thoroughly that if you try to point out that they're winning at everyone else's expense you're branded antisemitic and cut off from society.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                White people are weird like that

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Historically you would just marry the girl with her father's blessing. The problem is the dissolution of patriarchy.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marry, yes. Not pumping and dumping like IST pedos advocate for. The shotgun wedding was invented for a reason.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah don't get me wrong, I hate womanisers; they're just as bad as prostitutes as far as I'm concerned, maybe even worse. My issue is these stringent age-of-consent laws allow the government to stick its nose into situations that would have previously been left up to the family's (especially the father's) discretion. It's overreach into very intimate and private familial affairs. The government has no business intervening in a consensual, committal relationship between, say, a 15-year-old and a 19-year-old if both families are comfortable with it.
          That would all be bad enough, but while these arbitrary restrictions are in place young people are encouraged to engage in transient sexual trysts with their contemporaries, likening the urge to have sex to a bowel movement, while downplaying the mental ramifications casual hookups can have on you. It's straight-up malevolent.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh piss off you boring puritan. life is about maximising pleasure. and having passionate sex with a women who's genuinely attracted to you is about the best you can wish for in this miserable existence

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >life is about maximizing pleasure
              You have a rather myopic understanding of life

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                God wants us to enjoy life. Go be israeli somewhere else

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't bring God into your sexually deranged world view.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go maximising your neck on a rope, black anon

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Low frequency individual

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t know how you can prevent teenagers from fricking each other without government intervention, frankly.
            Honestly I’m fully in favor of that pastime. Old men fricking teenagers I do take issue with however. But that’s probably because I had a lot of sex in high school and always saw the old guys hanging out in the parking lot trying to chase underage tail as losers.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you cant. working class poor people are fricking each other when they're like 14/15, maybe even younger. this happened back in the good old days too btw, just more hush-hush

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          look at the hatemail

          Pedos seethe alright

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one is upset.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah dude, it really is a strange thing we do. Age of consent is based on the supposed mental ability to consent.

        And yet plenty of women are morons. Like, do you need to give a girl an IQ test before you frick? This one QT I see at the gym is tatted, so obviously past 18. But she's sub 5'. Probably 4'10'' 120lbs.

        There's probably 13 year olds bigger than her. Can i legally frick her if she's the size of the average american 13 year old?

        Much of it is arbitrary. And I think most guys who get caught up in the sex offender registry are just horny dudes who dont' want to spent money on a hooker.

        In my advanced age, I can generally tell if a girl is in her teens and obviously its a no go, but the line really is blurred. Especially w all the shit in the food today.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weak bit, get new material

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not a bit.

            Why the frick is age gap relationships a problem for people online (40M w/ 19F for example) but the same people are in favor of the concept of Trans kids?

            Because 30 something girls are all entitled and have their standards set way too fricking high and they get upset when they see men going for younger, more pretty girls.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        /x/phile here
        it's a form to push for neoteny
        once you realize that aliens are just us from the future timetraveling back into today then you understand what we are all doing as society

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're still a teenager at 18, you homosexual.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick is age gap relationships a problem for people online (40M w/ 19F for example) but the same people are in favor of the concept of Trans kids?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why do different people think different things about different topics
        who the hell knows

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        because age is the final taboo

        you can be trans, gay, pan or asexual. but you can't be old

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The seemingly contradictory and hypocritical nature of progressive ideology makes a lot more sense when you consider that it's supposed to be as destructive to society as possible. A young woman marrying an older man and reproducing is healthy, so demonise it. A child being made into a eunuch before they even hit puberty is harmful, so encourage it.

        oh piss off you boring puritan. life is about maximising pleasure. and having passionate sex with a women who's genuinely attracted to you is about the best you can wish for in this miserable existence

        >"NOOOO YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM GETTING MY CUMMIES WITH YOUR SISTER AAAAAHHHHHH- ACK!"
        *breaks your kneecaps with a baseball bat*

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a young woman marrying an older man and reproducing is healthy, so demonise it

          it's not healthy. it's a relic from patriarchal times when women had to marry for stability. when having the freedom of choice to act on their genuine sexual/romantic attraction, women overwhelmingly pick men of their own age group

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not the case according to tinder, and I'm a young lad not a coping 40yo

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              post the data, because that doesn't line up at all with what I've read and seen irl

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://bigthink.com/culture-religion/study-women-peak-at-18-on-dating-apps-men-peak-at-50/
                I do agree on the fact that most people I see tend to date people within their age range. Weird.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's moreso that the balance of power shifts in the favour of men as the grow old, but within their own age group. so these 50 y/o men are in their 'prime' SMV ( because female privilge has been obiliterated by father time) compared to women in their age group. that doesn't mean their pulling prime young girls

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That study says 50 year olds get the most messages and matches, likely because the herd has thinned at that age. Not that young girls are hitting up said old men.
                Which makes sense as I’ve never seen a zoomette with an older man before.

                Yeah you guys are probably right. Now that I remember a friend's friend married a 70yo fart to get out of her impoverished situation and I hear she's miserable. People who do this don't do it because of mere attraction.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That study says 50 year olds get the most messages and matches, likely because the herd has thinned at that age. Not that young girls are hitting up said old men.
                Which makes sense as I’ve never seen a zoomette with an older man before.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >likely because the herd has thinned at that age
                No its because men (apparently, I don't do this myself) swipe right on everyone. Obviously hags will take what they can get. And obviously a guy who puts their limit that high doesn't gaf who he plows

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >men peak at 50
                Holy fricking cope

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when having the freedom of choice to act on their genuine sexual/romantic attraction, women overwhelmingly pick men of their own age group
            You're leaving out the crucial detail that wide age gaps (especially if the man is older) have been effectively pathologised into something icky, sometimes even likened to pedophilia. Couple that with women generally being far more risk-averse than men (they don't want to be potentially cut-off from their community due to negative perceptions of their "unorthodox" relationship) and you'll get women avoiding older men.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wide age gaps (especially if the man is older) have been effectively pathologised into something icky, sometimes even likened to pedophilia.
              To be fair that has been in the culture for like fifty years now

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually this. My grandfather was 38 when he married my grandma and she was 18yo right outta school.
                They stood together for a bit more than 50 years.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You asked but you knew it was because women are insecure.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick do you care? I dated an 19 year old a few months ago. She was moronic but gorgeous.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's agreeing with you

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Insecure ugly hags and their jealous beta orbiters

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Satanic inversion.
        Destroy the family unit and young fertile couples. Promote sodomy.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >40x19
          >young and fertile

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            19 year old women are extremely fertile.
            Men don't really lose fertility as they age.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The same reason why people think having sex with a 17 year old and having sex with a 9 year old are the same thing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In my experience: unless you just want a hole to follow you to your things that you frick there really isn't going to be that much of a mental connection. Even in the sense of just getting your dick wet. I couldn't imagine trying to break the ice with Gen Z girls and a million different social media requirements. Again, fun for pump and dump but that has gotten old to me unless there's some serious strange involved.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women aren’t supposed to have this amazing personality for conversation, when you realize that rational thinking through decisions and engaging in thoughtful discussions are out you can just make sure she’s capable of following specific instruction and submitting, much more important abilities. Pretending like there are all these women that are actually interesting and not us just projecting on to them while they have our attention is a mistake.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because foids are eternally seething how older guys still can get girls when the girls are the ones that open their legs up for the older men. Like legally speaking nothing is wrong there but everyone on the chinese spyware app was seething at DiCaprio scoring some 18-19 year old girl even though he's pushing 50

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they just think whatever ((they)) tell them to think, they dont have thoughts of their own, the npcs are real

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why the frick is anal sex is still taboo for people online but the same people are in favor of buying the Tesla truck?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're mentally ill if you're seriously equating age gaps and troony kids to anal sex and electric cars.
          Not even joking. Check yourself into a mental institute.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's not equating that though. He's satirising the other guy's moronic post.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're autistic or learned reading comprehension in a public school.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            All of those are left-liberal things.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seems sarcasm hasn’t been part of the curriculum in your life

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Older women who are unhappy at the fact that younger, more nubile women get the attention (and vice versa) of good looking older men. Some people wanted to eat their cake and have it, and when they hit their mid 30s with no stable boyfriend or husband, and start looking for suitable men without luck, the bitterness kicks in and they seethe at hot younger women getting attention. Of course, they can't criticise the young women because they'll look bitter so they make the men out to be creeps instead.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because feminism.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Older men are more likely to have autistic kids

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. A lot of the recent studies around that are dishonest ideological drivel that doesn't even control for the fact that older men also have older wives.

          I remember having a few threads before discussing this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >again
      haha yea..

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just lie about your age

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if women werent moronic they could comfortably remain hot well into their 50s

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just go chase them
      age doesn't matter as much as you think IRL
      don't use dating apps if you're over 35

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pedophile...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ehrm, aktually, "teenage" still encompasses 18, and 19 which are universally agreed upon "legal ages of consent".

        And did you know that in more than half of the states the age of consent is 16? More than half of the states.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just get hookers? i guess?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just use facial cream and makeup, looksmaxx, and never mention your age. this way you dont even need to lie. if they ask, lie though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just lie women are to stupid to figure it out. I'm fricking 4 girls right now and they all think my name is 'James Sunderland.' (I always thought the name was cool after playing sh2). I've also never aged past 26, it's like a good midway age to not being 'too,' young that you're lying and not old to them.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Assburgers

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine rimming her

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the good ole days men would go to war so they could rape girls like these. well and plunder/loot and murder too

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know we’re supposed to hate prostitutes and whatnot, but any bawd down to do some dumb shit like that is based in my book.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      same
      i want a woman that does goofy shit like this

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this pic so hot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      congrats, anon, you're attracted to fit good looking naked females.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      were you gay until recently? im mean what kind of question is that? is hot because thats what a hot girl looks like

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You seek an adventurous woman who is willing to do risky things to get her kicks and have a laugh about it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/XvQBacb.jpg

        why is this pic so hot

        Because this b***h is an easy lay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >local anon finds out he's not gay
      >more on that story at 8

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >at 8
        wtf? who stays up that late?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pepe is irresistably hot that's why

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Help me out here: I just turned 18 and this girl at church that I’m talking to is 15.5. Is it ethical to continue to pursue a relationship with her? I don’t know anymore.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you plan to marry her, sure. But you obviously can’t frick her until then.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously. Because of my beliefs, I wouldn’t dream of that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you have the financial stability to marry her and marry her now? sure, you can formicate too as long as you will actually marry her and she trusts you.
      if not? die.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no interest in fornication. I have the stability to marry, but isn’t 16 a little young?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfectly fine, you're barely 2 years apart, don't listen to the other larping autists replying to you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, you are so beta it hurts.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what, you’re right. I am going man up and go for it without inhibitions. Thanks for the prodding.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    deadlift 4pl8 conventional

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that has to be one of the nicest asses on earth

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of workout do you think she does?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk up and take a big whiff

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've seen age gaps of 8/10 years, so 18-23year old girls with late 20s/early 30s before, but even that's the exception and the man in question tends to be very handsome. zoomettes pick on looks not money

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is the best ass I've ever seen and an all around perfect body.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you just know shes the rightful property of a black king

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If i had to guess biking and hiking (with a pack) their physiques tend to be a bit more glute dominant than runners or walkers. With a full natural looking ass.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a very nice culo.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cum

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Isn't she NO.1 Roll of the Kazas Milkers Classroom Shoot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone post that Roll-Pic

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