How to get my mom to stop putting so much fucking seasoning the food?

Every time she cooks for me (which I never ask her to, she just assumes), the food is always drowned in sugar, oil, salt, or butter. Its fricking inedible. She knows I'm cutting but choosing to keep cooking the way she wants to.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that your mum anon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no but the amount of food the woman is holding is equivalent to how much my mom makes every time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok then nvm about the number
        protip: just eat less ?!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon gimma your mums number I need to talk to her about diet

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sugar, oil, salt, or butter
    Who the frick considers sugar seasoning?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't argue with boomers, move out and start your adult life, goofy

      >adding sweetness to food is not a thing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never said "this needs more seasoning" and dumped sugar on my food like a fricking fatty, no.
        Is this an amerifat thing? I'm not from flyover country.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you aren't in the first world (second world doesn't count) you are in flyover country, don't kid yourself

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sweetness to food is not a thing
        morbidly obese people are truly a gift that keeps on giving

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy thinks oil and butter are seasoning lmao.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a weird word for it but sugar is definitely in the condiments category.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOOOHHHH I WANT TO FRICK YOUR MOM YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

    GIVE ME THAT POOSSY FRIEND, GIVE IT TO ME

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you’re speaking my language

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most subtle Italian flirt

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you considered sitting down with her and asking her seriously? make sure to thank her for cooking for you before doing it, you ungrateful dickhead

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you help your mom with some cooking and propose to make the meals yourself instead of being a pain in the ass because of your gay diet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't like me helping her because she says I make the food bland

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then put more seasoning you ass

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, seasoning is disgusting.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    as someone who still lives with my parents I can tell you that there are only 2 options. you tell her to either season it differently or you dont eat it or you straight up do your own food. no one is forcing you to eat her food if you dont like it.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own food.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sugar
    who the frick uses white sugar as "seasoning"?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cook your own food you fricking manchild

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How to get my mom to stop putting so much fricking seasoning the food?
    checked, eat the food.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sugar, oil, salt, or butter
    What do you think seasoning is OP

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drowned in sugar, oil, salt, or butter.
    American.
    Tell her to stop making the food "fat b***h" style.

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