So I started doing calisthenics a couple months ago and I'm starting to notice tone/gains.
I don't want anyone to know though, I've always functioned better under secrecy and honestly, I like the idea of people thinking I'm just naturally IST.
My gf definitely won't fall for this though seeing as we've been together for years now.
Whats a good excuse/reason I could give her for the gains... Or should I just come clean and risk my motivation being stunted?
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Wear big shirts. Change clothes in the bathroom
B-but anon, what about when they f-f-fornicate?
>sorry babe, the shirt and pants stay on during sex
Wait till late, turn light off. But honestly she probably wont say anything if he just keeps his shirt on. Probably should do a mix of both
>I don't want anyone to know though, I've always functioned better under secrecy and honestly, I like the idea of people thinking I'm just naturally IST.
autism
Tell her that you have sex with other girls.
doggy only she can't see you that way
Hmmmmm. Not bad
Wear a burka
gouge her eyes out with a spoon
>gains
>calisthenics
It's really tone more than anything
but it's still noticeable
):<
What is tone, you lost body fat you mean?
Using the word tone and the dumbest shit you've ever read in your life go hand in hand like yin and yang
Tone means that instead of flabby, flaccid skinnyfat arms etc he has some visible muscle definition and maybe slightly less bodyfat so that he looks more "firm" than "soft" despite not gaining a huge amount of muscle mass. which is obvious to the non-autistic and is very real, idk why IST struggles with this so much.
Toning doesnt exist moron. There are 3 main ways of getting your body to look better:
>Looking better immediatelly after a workout is called a pump.
>Looking better by losing fat and making your muscles more visible (cutting)
>Looking better by gaining more muscle mass. (bulk) This is prolly the one you want.
Also frick calisthenics and hit the gym you will get there much faster. Frick crabs who want you to stay in the bucket.
Ahhh okay, thank you for the clarification.
Also, sure, the gym accelerates everything but I find more advantages to calisthenics (most importantly, privacy)
Also, I don't care to... bulk, I just wanna be... Cut
height, weight, age, any guess as to bodyfat?
How many push-ups? How many pull-ups? How many dips?
You need to give actual info if you want real advice.
Just tell her you picked up some bullshit hobby like tinkering with cars or whatever. it's not like a woman would know what the workload is like.
What for? Op said he just wants to hide the gains. Unless he's roiding out, it doesn't really make a difference
>Powershitter tier optics
>t. delusion
posting in a dyel thread
She wont notice it, too busy with my dick in her mouth
if she notices just gaslight her and tell her that it must be caused by improved sleep and higher testosterone levels or some other bullshit
or when she says something about it, just tell her that it's so cute she is still attracted to you after the years
if she never sees you exercise, you can basically tell her anything