how to increase breast size

hey femanon here,
how do i get bigger boobs?
currently thinking of supplementing local bee pollen, collagen, and i already drink 1/2 gallon of raw milk per week. i've heard fenugreek helps too, but not sure how to ingest it and in what quantity. please give me serious ideas, don't troll

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a childxf

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey femanon here,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally this. Reminds me for some reason of the old guy putting suction cups on his man boobs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im not trans my boyfriend literally told me this is a good site to get health advice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your boyfriend is trolling you

        also training chest will make ur breasts pop out more

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're perky, like they're the perfect size but just not big enough

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > they're the perfect size but not big eough
            huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boyfriend
        homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my boyfriend literally told me this is a good site to get health advice
        He sounds really funny. This site has been 70%+ shitposting since 2016 except for around new years and in the QTDDTOT (questions that don't deserve their own thread) threads

        https://i.imgur.com/ZQXIHwu.jpg

        hey femanon here,
        how do i get bigger boobs?
        currently thinking of supplementing local bee pollen, collagen, and i already drink 1/2 gallon of raw milk per week. i've heard fenugreek helps too, but not sure how to ingest it and in what quantity. please give me serious ideas, don't troll

        Beer and onions consumption over time has been found to increase breast size. You can also do breast massage to increase blood and lymph flow to your breasts and it'll cause a little bit of an increase in fullness and size. Mammary tissue is sensitive to things like that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not onions. I meant to write söy. Damn filter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ywnbaw

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Farting a kid out of your snatch will net you like two cup sizes. Just keep breastfeeding the ankle biter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lady you're talking to, the correct word is 'queef.'

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >supplementing local bee pollen, collagen, and i already drink 1/2 gallon of raw milk per week

    lmao that you actually do all of that. Stop believing everything you read on the internet, if there was an easy to improve breast size without surgery, it would be VERY well known. Same with men and increasing dick size.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i saved this image a few years ago in case i ever get a gf, you can have it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"drink milk and massage breasts"
      Ultimate troll post lmao

      Get pregnant, breast feed x Failure

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breast size is a meme.
    It is like the cherry on the pie. If your body is already perfect having a nice pair adds to it, if your body is not good having big breasts is not going to help.
    Sasha grey, Riley reid, remy lacroix... all super famous porn stars without any breasts. Unless you believe millions of men are wanking to them ironically

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what woman think men like
      Don't listen to this shit big hits generally will make an ugly woman frickable, get big ass from squats and your good to go

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        low % body fat is a waaaaay bigger factor in determining the attractiveness of a woman, if you disagree you are fat or shackled to someone who is, simple as

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah just stick to coffee shops yoga sex in the city and all that other gay shit. Men like thick women

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            on occasion, would never marry one though, thick women are bigger prostitutes than the skinny ones ones with tattoos
            but that's a conversation I don't think this board is ready to have yet

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but that's a conversation I don't think this board is ready to have yet
              Yeah because you've just made it up, moron homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see what I mean?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >big breasts generally will make an ugly woman frickable
        Lol no, keep dreaming fattie

        >breast size is a meme
        >if you’re already thin it makes you hotter
        thus it isn’t a meme, dumbass

        I said hot, not thin, it is different. Without a nice body breasts dont mean shit. Like a cherry on top of a pile of crap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >breast size is a meme
      >if you’re already thin it makes you hotter
      thus it isn’t a meme, dumbass

      • 3 weeks ago
        sage

        /thread

        • 3 weeks ago
          kys op worthless faggot

          meant for

          https://i.imgur.com/CLD2CUe.png

          >hey femanon here,

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fenugreek hasn't don't anything for my breasts but my sweat smells like maple syrup so that's nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can I buy your sweaty syrup socks and panties?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ge pregnant

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you drink a lot of milk your body will be prompted to produce less of it, decreasing your breast size.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    AnavarGuy

    Honestly just bulk OP. Put on ten kg and you'll get bigger. Also estrogen that's how trannies do it.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >currently thinking of supplementing local bee pollen, collagen, and i already drink 1/2 gallon of raw milk per week. i've heard fenugreek helps too
    None of this even remotely works. The only things that can help you are genetics, pregnancy/weight gain, or luck (certain medication can trigger growth in extremely rare cases, but it's not worth trying out for this purpose).

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you cant, next

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also pregnancy doesnt work, you will look like shit and your breasts will return back to normal

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    German busenschlagen protocol.
    Inject estrogen/progesterone supervised by a gynecologist/endocrinologist to promote breast milk secretion.
    Can work with formerly men up to certain extent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bro just take birth control
      Black person you're just talking about birth control.
      the frick do you think is in birth control.
      it's progesterone and estrogen.

      that's why every girl is getting fricking fat fricking breasts now days.
      offset is it permanently alters your ability to become pregnant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know, in the right protocol promotes breast milk generation.

        And we're not discussing weight gain in general, just breast size increase.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’d better post breasts, only then can you be taken seriously. Your boyfriend will oblige if he’s worth his salt.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    become an alcoholic. aromatizes into fatty tissue around chest

    gave me nice gyno as a guy I think it will work for u

    also push-up thread will do quads the roll

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Weight gain
    2. Masturbation/sex.
    Orgasm increases prolactin(the pro(moting) lactation hormone) which is known to cause breast development in men. Many men with gyneconastia got it from childhood masturbation. Onions isn’t anywhere near as effective. Milk may even have an opposite effect due to the calcium.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife got from a C to a D after her pregnancy.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i heard some people will get a baby then abort it at late stage pregnancy to increase breast size
    not sure if true or not

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get pregnant.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give birth to one child, literally all it takes.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brewers yeast
    An occasional dark beer
    Get fat

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