hey femanon here,
how do i get bigger boobs?
currently thinking of supplementing local bee pollen, collagen, and i already drink 1/2 gallon of raw milk per week. i've heard fenugreek helps too, but not sure how to ingest it and in what quantity. please give me serious ideas, don't troll
have a childxf
>hey femanon here,
Literally this. Reminds me for some reason of the old guy putting suction cups on his man boobs
im not trans my boyfriend literally told me this is a good site to get health advice
your boyfriend is trolling you
also training chest will make ur breasts pop out more
they're perky, like they're the perfect size but just not big enough
> they're the perfect size but not big eough
huh?
>boyfriend
homosexual
>my boyfriend literally told me this is a good site to get health advice
He sounds really funny. This site has been 70%+ shitposting since 2016 except for around new years and in the QTDDTOT (questions that don't deserve their own thread) threads
Beer and onions consumption over time has been found to increase breast size. You can also do breast massage to increase blood and lymph flow to your breasts and it'll cause a little bit of an increase in fullness and size. Mammary tissue is sensitive to things like that
Not onions. I meant to write söy. Damn filter
Ywnbaw
Farting a kid out of your snatch will net you like two cup sizes. Just keep breastfeeding the ankle biter.
That's a lady you're talking to, the correct word is 'queef.'
>supplementing local bee pollen, collagen, and i already drink 1/2 gallon of raw milk per week
lmao that you actually do all of that. Stop believing everything you read on the internet, if there was an easy to improve breast size without surgery, it would be VERY well known. Same with men and increasing dick size.
i saved this image a few years ago in case i ever get a gf, you can have it
>"drink milk and massage breasts"
Ultimate troll post lmao
Get pregnant, breast feed x Failure
Breast size is a meme.
It is like the cherry on the pie. If your body is already perfect having a nice pair adds to it, if your body is not good having big breasts is not going to help.
Sasha grey, Riley reid, remy lacroix... all super famous porn stars without any breasts. Unless you believe millions of men are wanking to them ironically
>what woman think men like
Don't listen to this shit big hits generally will make an ugly woman frickable, get big ass from squats and your good to go
low % body fat is a waaaaay bigger factor in determining the attractiveness of a woman, if you disagree you are fat or shackled to someone who is, simple as
Yeah just stick to coffee shops yoga sex in the city and all that other gay shit. Men like thick women
on occasion, would never marry one though, thick women are bigger prostitutes than the skinny ones ones with tattoos
but that's a conversation I don't think this board is ready to have yet
>but that's a conversation I don't think this board is ready to have yet
Yeah because you've just made it up, moron homosexual
see what I mean?
>big breasts generally will make an ugly woman frickable
Lol no, keep dreaming fattie
I said hot, not thin, it is different. Without a nice body breasts dont mean shit. Like a cherry on top of a pile of crap
>breast size is a meme
>if you’re already thin it makes you hotter
thus it isn’t a meme, dumbass
/thread
meant for
Fenugreek hasn't don't anything for my breasts but my sweat smells like maple syrup so that's nice
can I buy your sweaty syrup socks and panties?
Ge pregnant
If you drink a lot of milk your body will be prompted to produce less of it, decreasing your breast size.
Honestly just bulk OP. Put on ten kg and you'll get bigger. Also estrogen that's how trannies do it.
>currently thinking of supplementing local bee pollen, collagen, and i already drink 1/2 gallon of raw milk per week. i've heard fenugreek helps too
None of this even remotely works. The only things that can help you are genetics, pregnancy/weight gain, or luck (certain medication can trigger growth in extremely rare cases, but it's not worth trying out for this purpose).
you cant, next
also pregnancy doesnt work, you will look like shit and your breasts will return back to normal
German busenschlagen protocol.
Inject estrogen/progesterone supervised by a gynecologist/endocrinologist to promote breast milk secretion.
Can work with formerly men up to certain extent.
>bro just take birth control
Black person you're just talking about birth control.
the frick do you think is in birth control.
it's progesterone and estrogen.
that's why every girl is getting fricking fat fricking breasts now days.
offset is it permanently alters your ability to become pregnant.
I know, in the right protocol promotes breast milk generation.
And we're not discussing weight gain in general, just breast size increase.
You’d better post breasts, only then can you be taken seriously. Your boyfriend will oblige if he’s worth his salt.
become an alcoholic. aromatizes into fatty tissue around chest
gave me nice gyno as a guy I think it will work for u
also push-up thread will do quads the roll
1. Weight gain
2. Masturbation/sex.
Orgasm increases prolactin(the pro(moting) lactation hormone) which is known to cause breast development in men. Many men with gyneconastia got it from childhood masturbation. Onions isn’t anywhere near as effective. Milk may even have an opposite effect due to the calcium.
My wife got from a C to a D after her pregnancy.
i heard some people will get a baby then abort it at late stage pregnancy to increase breast size
not sure if true or not
Get pregnant.
Give birth to one child, literally all it takes.
Brewers yeast
An occasional dark beer
Get fat