how to mimic post-workout "high" on rest days

What is the best way of getting that feeling of contentment and just general goodness and well-being that you get after an intense cardio or weight training session on rest days? I feel a bit anxious or just a bit blue on rest days even if I only take one a week. I typically do 3 days of lifting, 2 days of cardio and then 1 day of rock climbing. Any tips?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oxy Xanax and finasteride

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First I'd pick 5, because then I would know which of the other 2 pills I should take. Probably 9 is one of them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Probably 9 is one of them
      Sounds like you should definitely take 5 first if you think you need 9 after taking 5.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sounds like you should definitely take 5 first if you think you need 9 after taking 5.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't have the time nor crayons to explain why this isn't reddit response

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > durr everyone smart is rich
            The state of the common American midwit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >durr smart and super intelligent are the same thing
              The state of the

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even with super intelligence it would take a lot of effort to gain very much money and to get billions it would also require a lot of luck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >change 3 things from past

      Even with super intelligence it would take a lot of effort to gain very much money and to get billions it would also require a lot of luck.

      if super intelligence doesn't give you virtually unlimited money already then healing others' illnesses definitely will.
      rich old geezers would do ANYTHING to live just a couple more years (for example shut down the world economy because of a flu).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets kidnapped by the CIA and tortured for his healing secrets
        If you took the 5 pill you'd realize how retarded your plans are.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a girlfriend/wife to kiss, hug and sex.
    That's why I pick pills 1, 5 and 6.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct answer. perfect health and feeling good at the time is incredibly important. Super intelligence can lead to healing others illnesses, getting super strength, lots of money, and a great body. 6 is something that no other pill can replace and just really completes your life on an emotional level.

      the fact that 7 exists means I already now have confirmation the afterlife exists, and thus that's all I care about. 8 could have unforeseen consequences.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 will make 6 fail because you'll always see them as an idiot.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people already do anon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can see someone as an idiot and still enjoy their company. Conversation does feel a bit lacking at times though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >picks gf
      >picks super intelligence
      ngmi

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 6 9
    Any other answer is objectively wrong and can tongue my anus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck with you gonna do with super strength, literally useless in the real world, especially if you have unlimited money

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you need unlimited money when you can just pick 4 and heal a bunch of old ass billionaires of their disease for a shitton of money?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Healing others illnesses like that is going to get you kidnapped and tortured by glowies for use as government asset.

        Unlimited money can be used to escape any situation. It can also be hidden much easier than the Jesus healer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 4 5 sounds op as fuck

          thats why you pick super strength so you can wreck anyone who tries to kidnap you. also super int to make discoveries like longevity, space travel, ai.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6
      imagine being this cucked

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THREE SIX NINE
      DAMN SHE'S FINE

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pills 1 and 5 gets you the benefits of pills 2 4 and 6 as well as humanly super strength which is still good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      9 is obviously the first choice, the other two are really just up to you, but I feel like having unlimited money negates a lot of the other choices, but I’d probably pick perfect health to make sure I don’t get cancer or anything like that, and as for the third pill I’d probably pick intelligence, even though you don’t necessarily need intelligence if you have unlimited money, so maybe I’d pick 4 to make sure my family doesn’t get sick

      Why do you need unlimited money when you can just pick 4 and heal a bunch of old ass billionaires of their disease for a shitton of money?

      1 6 9 is the best combo for maximizing happiness.

      3 6 9
      Any other answer is objectively wrong and can tongue my anus

      Why do you people think unlimited money will automatically result in love and happiness? I'd say it would actually make finding love more difficult, since EVERYBODY who hangs out with you has the same ulterior motive

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 is obviously the first choice, the other two are really just up to you, but I feel like having unlimited money negates a lot of the other choices, but I’d probably pick perfect health to make sure I don’t get cancer or anything like that, and as for the third pill I’d probably pick intelligence, even though you don’t necessarily need intelligence if you have unlimited money, so maybe I’d pick 4 to make sure my family doesn’t get sick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you don’t necessarily need intelligence if you have unlimited money
      Isn't it the opposite, anon ?

      https://i.imgur.com/UgykJxU.png

      What is the best way of getting that feeling of contentment and just general goodness and well-being that you get after an intense cardio or weight training session on rest days? I feel a bit anxious or just a bit blue on rest days even if I only take one a week. I typically do 3 days of lifting, 2 days of cardio and then 1 day of rock climbing. Any tips?

      1 5 6, it's crazy to imagine that you would get to pick three of those.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't 1,5 and 9 make you a literal demigod? You have perfect health, super intelligence and unlimited money...you could full on create a new Earth on the moon.
    >start making a habitat on the moon
    >mind fuck thots in your dms to the point they full on love you unconditionally
    >have thots pilot and create the moon habitat
    Would be hilarious

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3,4,5
    A great superhero

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m on board with you

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 6 9, but 9 could probably be replaced with 4

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3
    5
    9

    moron im unstoppableMAXXING!!!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 7 9 for sure

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1,3,9

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you pick 8 you can go back and change your other 2 pills

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4, 8, 9
    I'd change that one time I autistically ignored a girl that liked me and I ignored in 3rd grade. That'd be it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      was she a baddie?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she taught me how to pronounce crayon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy fuck anon in 5th grade I also autistically ignored a girl who liked me. and since then I've never had a gf

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of super strength are we talking? Like, "lift a car over your head" strength, Superman level strength, or somewhere in between? Does my body also become tougher to accommodate my new strength so I don't end up ripping apart my own body?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1,5,8 objectively correct answer
    4,7 useless don't care
    6,9 I can use intelligence to achieve that
    3 cool but not all that necessary

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 is probably the best one on there lmao
      Even if you're an edgy autist you can use it for selfish reasons and become a worshipped god

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, boggles the mind that nobody is choosing 4. You don't even need the infinite money, people will literally give you money to heal their loved ones. You'll be literally Jesus tier famous. You don't even need 6 because you WILL find a wholesome virgin that'll love you forever just for that. 1 is a must. The last one is up to you. Personally I'll go with 2 to make my hips smaller.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once people find out you have that ability you will be thrown in the deepest slave cave in America and never allowed out of your shackles.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This argument is always made when powers are discussed and its always retarded. There are millions of "healers" with decent followings. By the time the government or whatever finds out you actually have powers you'll have too much influence, if you're smart about it (see pill 5)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm still 1,3,5 and I'll be the meanest super villain ever.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You won't though. Being perfect makes a better person. If anything choosing to heal others will lead to villainy via mega celebrity tier narcissism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No amount of intelligence could give you literally unlimited money. Even someone with godlike levels of genius would still have to work really hard to make even billions

      if you take the 9pill you instantly mog even the bogdanoffs and (them) and you can just fix the entire world within a couple months

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need both money and intelligence otherwise you will just get bagged and tagged when you start disrupting.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, honestly 5 and 9 seem to be the most useful. I would be able to usher in a golden age of humanity. A new halcyon era. And, ideally, I'd be able to figure out which 3rd pill would be the most useful and also figure out a system to continue my benevolent reign after I die.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1
    5
    9
    Easy

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 5 and
    4 if I can heal anyone forever
    8 otherwise

    All other answers are wrong btw

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 4 for sure
    1 keeps me healthy and good forever
    4 can effectively give you the effects of 3 5 6 and 9, or at least render them a pointless choice, plus you can do good in the world and help others. who needs to be super strong or smart when you can heal people and get massively wealthy off of it? and i'm sure the money and notoriety, the women will be lining up, so you don't need a pill to find love.
    this leaves 2, 7, and 8. with the money gained from 4, you could buy the best equipment, hire the best trainers, buy the best food. you can shape your own perfect physique eventually, so it's not that good of a choice. unless you were crippled in an accident or something, i can't think of why you'd want to go back to the past when the future is so bright (and even then, pill 1 might fix that) so that's out. so the last one is 7, which has a lot of merits of its own.
    1 4 7, that is the perfect trifecta.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based and agreed upon

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 8 9

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 (become little oppai e-boi girl with rocking tits)
    1 (stay little girl with rocking tits forever)
    ???? (???????) 6 maybe? to kiss little girls?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 - My bodytype will be my foot shoved up your asshole

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool, are you a little girl?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he wants to put his foot inside a litte girl's asshole
        what the fuck. see someone.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1
    3
    5

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2, 3, and 9

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 6 8
    Are you all retarded? Don't need to choose body type when youre guaranteed true love. Don't need unlimited money when you can use a single time travel to make yourself buy Bitcoin or apple ipo or whatever early, and then you still have 2 more. I mean shit 8 by itself is worth 3 pills and no is even picking it.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5
    9
    3
    With super intelligence and unlimited money I could get the rest of the other pills and with super strength I'd have the "strength" to get off my ass and actually do it
    also 7 is a worthless pill, let the dead rest

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 4, 6

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) Never get sick, always be in shape, live a long time. 5) You'll be able to invent anything, make genius level business moves, know how to woo any girl i want. and 8) because I am a fucking retard and missed out on so many opportunities for jobs, pussy, love and good times, didn't like my high-school experience and kind of wanted my 20s, so I'd do everything different.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we fix the issue of threads where the image is tailored to generate more conversation than the actual OP text?

    There are actually ZERO replies in this thread referring to the question OP asked. Not a single one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I picked something random as my picture. probably a bad choice lol

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 5 9

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me bros it's 1, 5, 6

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dangerously based, and checked

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 3 5

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you only need 5

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM SURPRISED NO ONE HAS GIVEN YOU AN ANSWER YET

    its KRATOM

    its exactly what you are asking for, its a mild opiod high (like endorphins) kinda like taking 10mg hydrocodone or something. its EXACTLY what you're looking for. careful though, sometimes you take it and you may lose your motivation to work out since you already get the workout high for free that way. i've done it for 3 months straight for back pain, didnt wanna workout that much but thankfully i could get off easily. its uncomfortable for like a week but not that big of a deal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ty emiru bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah bro. its a great alcohol replacement too, some people say they get extremely addicted but i was fine to get off. use with caution but you should be good! so cheap too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this right here is the kind of pure qt you whack off to with hardcore porn audio playing from another tab

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn you are a man of culture no joke

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      emirubro what strain do you usually take

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why tf did dyrus cheat on this chick?
        What could possibly convince him to?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cos she's ugly as fuck

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrong

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus christ anon, I'm trying to fucking eat here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i simply bought an entire KG of random standard green for like $45 lol. works on my machine. i dont think they matter that much besides red being more sedating and requiring more. correct me if im wrong

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 6 9 is the best combo for maximizing happiness.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4, start a healing business and cure everyone of their aliments that aren't aging

    I'd start by ridding women of their mental illness

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4, 8, 9

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1,5,9

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 5 9
    Past has already happened
    Super intelligence and unlimited money is enough to change anything
    Perfect health so I don't have a fucking stroke before I can finish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the pill was changed so you could go to the past and alter it as many times as you want then it'd be a good one. you start off by going to the near past. Like I'll go to yesterday and order the food I realized I should have. Start small.

      But then I'd go back a few months and then use that to win the lottery and make some money on stocks and stuff.

      And then I'd go back years to stop steve jobs from inventing the iphone, for example, then start coming back to the present year by year to see if it worked out well. If things didn't I simply make more alterations

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1,2,5

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2. 4. 7. choose to look exactly like jesus, become the anti christ

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 5, and either 3 if that also includes the usually tacked on "super durability". If not, it's more of a personal opinion thing, but to me it boils down to
    >2- Great all-around choice, especially if it lets you effectively become a shapeshifter-lite
    >4- You already have perfect health, being able to share it with others would be great for financial, personal, and potentially political reasons. (Not even gonna try to go into ethics for this shit).
    >6- Obviously a good choice if you also plan to live forever, but I'd like to think I wouldn't need a pill for this.
    >7- Too ambiguous to say how impactful it'd be, not to mention how subjective it is. Can I gain new "Loved Ones" as my life goes on, and if they die still talk to them?
    >8- obviously the potential for this thing is THROUGH THE ROOF. But, I'd rather have a permeant buff than a 3-time consumable one unless that one allows you to take the pill and save some of the uses for later.
    >9- If you have access to basically any of those pills you should have no need for this one ever unless you're a fucking retard. (And hey, you have 5 for that.)

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick 2,5,9
    Easiest choice ever

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 5 6
    I could figure everything else out ez

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 4, 5

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 6 9
    Anything else is sheer gayry

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 4 5

    claim the divine right of kings
    demonstrate my royal touch
    rule as a just and benevolent ruler for 1000 years before disappearing

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    l-tyrosine

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 4 7

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3, 7, 8.

    If I can change my past, I can become reasonably intelligent and strong. And I'd rather be a 130 IQ retard on my own merit than a 500 IQ genius from some pill. Same for strength.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 4 9
    Maybe use your time in a "meaningful" way on rest days. Just look around your home; what needs cleaned or arranged? Need to clean your car? Laundry? Fill your time better so you don't feel like you're wasting it or need to do something.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 5 9

    Blue helmets will fucking pay

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect health, super intelligence, and unlimited money. Time to fix this sick world.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, anyone not picking 1 is fucking retarded.
    5, gives me 9 functionally.
    8, puts 100 more potential pills in your pocket. the possibilities are too broad not to have it.

    2,3 7 are retarded. 7 would be cool, it it extended to anyone who is deceased.
    6, implies FOREVER--> immortality. is this til death? meh, Forever, might be different. but 1, also could imply immortality and eternal youth. as aging is an imperfection of the body and health.
    4. attracts to much attention. R8 ghey bois.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5 gives 9
      Having even trillions of dollars is no where near unlimited money

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        while true, nothing is anywhere near infinite. functionally, there is a cap to what is useful. at the expense of 1,5 or 8 i simply can't justify 9. especially 1 and 8.. even if you could die of predation, 8 gives you the opportunity to rewind as you're bleeding to death.. and the implications of 5 are similarly incomprehensible. like being the lord of general AI... while again ultimately having 8 in your back pocket incase you fuck yourself with the unintended consequences of your own super intelligence. until you can develop time travel as a less powerful alternative to 8.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trillions of dollars is no where near unlimited money
        Functionally it's the same though, it's not like you could buy every country or whatever, ~~*they*~~ will just exclude you some other way. A few trillion should be enough to ensure a white future

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's plenty of other things to spend it on.
          Anything space related will cost hundreds of billions in research alone.
          Starting your own telecom company will see similair costs.
          When it comes to money, literally no one has enough.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly using 8 to reroll a pill later on is a good idea.
      But, for me,
      >1, 5, 8
      >Use 1 and 5 to conceive a plot to get ALL the pills, (1 since this plan may take a long time to make), and maybe even get different ones
      >Use 8 to change whatever you determine needs changed to swipe more pills, or even manufacture them yourself

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you've already got a solid fitness routine, consider drugs.

    Addiction is more of a risk for people who already live a fairly passive lifestyle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with drugs is it makes it easier to just forget about going to the gym. When I used to smoke I'd often miss workouts not because I didn't want to go or anything, but because I'd simply go
      >Oh shit it's already 2 am? God damn it I need to be up for work early.
      If you have the willpower to ONLY smoke or whatever drug of choice on days off that's less of a threat, but usually people I see can't stick to that kind of commitment since
      >Oh I had a bad day
      >Oh I can't sleep
      >(For me this was common) Oh I still need to eat a lot more calories today and don't feel like it
      >Having normie friends who like to smoke
      Etc, then deciding "fuck it DUDE WEED LMAO" on a workout day.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP here, this is why I quit weed recently. Especially with carts its too easy to just make it an everyday thing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I honestly forgot the biggest reason I'd smoke.
          >Well I got all my errands done and got home from work, now I'm FUCKING BORED. Guess I'll smoke while I play Vidya before gym time.
          >Get fucking cooked
          >Lose track of time, miss workout

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 gives you access to the same benefits as every other pill. It really depends on how it works, what with chaos theory and all, but the lack of restrictions works for us; even if we can only understand the past as its own present, and are wholly ignorant of the casuality until we personally witness a changed present, then we can just trial and error our way to perfection.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I pick 8 and 2 pills, restore Hitler and then change my pick to pick 3 new pills?

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet someone has already said it but with 5 & 9 you could do most the others stuff except maybe Talk with deceased loved ones

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 2 would make me biologically immortal. I would also choose 4 so that my life would have meaning

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 2 5
    >life doesn't lose purpose and i could be able to achieve all my goals

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 2 9
    Change my race and body. Live the white privilege life

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 4 6
    I'd need to find a way to make money of 4 without becoming hunted down and I'd have everything set to buy a nice house and settle down.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    two 5s and one 1s

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do 4 and 5 entice?
    Because if you can magically heal people and have god tier intelligence you can basically have perfect health + unlimited money.
    I would pick super strength in bonus as a meme.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The ascendant choice, enjoy your next incarnation bro.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 5 9 is the objective best combo as it can potentially unlock the rest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 3 9, you mean
      Youd think super intelligence is something that could be cool, but being smarter than every other human would be such a fucking boring existence.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >choosing to be dumb
        Literally subhuman

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its more like I know what its like to be the smartest person in the room. But i can see why someone who doesnt would pick it. All power to you brother, have a wonderful day

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Its more like I know what its like to be the smartest person in the room.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >smartest person in the room

              >Its more like I know what its like to be the smartest person in the room.
              Literally the dumbest people say this shit.

              >got all the iqlets seething
              There's a reason you felt the need to pick 5

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >smartest person in the room

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Its more like I know what its like to be the smartest person in the room.
            Literally the dumbest people say this shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        .. somehow this supersedes living for others, or toward an overarching goal, or solving humanity's problems, or hell even becoming humanities problem for the sole pleasure of shitposting sadism. broaden your scope.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i uh, don't feel ya.. there's so much yet to do..

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    most retarded image!

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    money health intelligence

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3x 9. I would use my infinite wealth to crash the economy harder than the 3 twin towers on 9/11.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3x 9
      >3x infinity
      pretty sure, there's a rule if your this retarded the 3 pills insta-kill you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm using exaggeration to emphasise the stupidity of unlimited money. Nevertheless I will make money obsolete, with this infinite lance I will slay the leviathans.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i mean... i suppose you'd be right? dumping an unlimited supply on the market would make X money worthless. That said, people would just use something else as a medium of exchange.. suppose they just barter for goods with the fruits of their labor... "money" as such is just the intermediary.. you can't "get rid of it" per se.. humans no longer are required to exchange things of which they have for things of which they are in need...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And I would have unlimited amount of any trade medium they end up using thanks to pill #9. Maybe change it "top 1% income of your country" or something more sensible than just unlimited.

  68. 2 months ago
    CarbEnjoyer

    1 because "perfect health" implies permanent perfect health, which would mean immortality.
    5 would enable me to acquire the effects of 2, 4, 6, 9 and depending on the true nature of the universe, 7.
    8 since I would know via the effects of 5 the perfect 3 things to change.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dying is natural and healthy for your psychology. Pill 1. Will kill you instantly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dying is natural and healthy
        uh, no sinesense is a flaw. while you're likely correct about it's psychological impact, though it wouldn't instantly kill you because that's asinine, it's implicit in "perfectly healthy" that it solves for this issue.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 3 5

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake and reversed footage. Post the real crab factory

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 to make Jesus proud
    6 because I am a hopeless romantic
    9 because money is overpowered in this world

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >T. women

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 4 6

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 5 8

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect health, Super In, Unlimited Money
    I can get strong myself. I can use money to help others in many cases. And for the deceased, let them rest.

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 - It's nice, and something even money can't buy. Imagine having all the rest and getting cancer or something
    2 - nice, but vain and weak comoared to the others. Just work out bro
    3 - not useful in any way. Just boasting
    4 - the best for society for immediate impact, you become a living prophet
    5 - very good, but it won't lead to much unless it's like 500iq or something absurd and even then, you'd feel like you're living among animals and be real sad
    6 - tempting, but i'd prefer not to know
    7 - also tempting, but easy to let go with the other options
    8 - it's hard to know what effects any change you make will have in the present
    9 - Also really stong, you can do whatever you want now. Good, bad, doesn't matter

    So I guess 1/4/9
    Become a god among men, have money to change the world whichever way you want, and have the health to enjoy your reign for a long time

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    take pill 5 and then decide on the last two

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      5, 6, 8 in that order, use 8 to cancel taking the pills.

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people picking 5 thinking they will use the intelligence to become rich instead of being a dislocated outcast genius who knows too much
    Even Isaac Newton lost money in a stock market frenzy

    5 is a curse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah bruh
      >I totally watch rick and morty
      >How could you tell?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super intelligent people irl become scientists which is pretty unfulfulling

        Irl billionaires aren't super intelligent, just above average

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          r u dum?
          Does super strength give you the strength of a roider or does it make you heracles tier demigod?
          Why would SUPER (S U P E R) intelligence only make you a braindead researcher?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            intelligent people aren't the happiest ones so being super intelligent probably sucks.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >intelligent people aren't the happiest ones
              Says fucking who? Some edgelord writing poetry or your faggy cartoons?
              And your average person is happy with their life?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Average person is ignorant and in a blissful placated state.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Suicide is literally higher in lower IQ

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It really depends on what super is
            But on it's own, it doesn't mean you will become rich. And besides, you'll still have to do a lot and take a long time to achieve wealth with your intelligence

            Look at the list of billionaires. Most founded large corporations in some industry, but to start out they had finance connections, they had to have good executing abilities which intelligence doesn't give out on it's own so you'd have to work on that first and all that to have only a couple hundred billion AT BEST.

            Meanwhile with infinite money, you will have the financial power of an actual government. The US operates in the scope of Trillions. Imagine what you could do with the budget of a country. You could kickstart human space expansion, using technology we are already capable of - which we only need funding for

            Money > Intelligence every time

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I never argued against taking 9 and picked it myself.
              The point I'm making is "smart people are all miserable and depressed" is a retarded meme now made 10x worse by any gay that watches rick and morty.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"smart people are all miserable and depressed" is a retarded meme now made 10x worse by any gay that watches rick and morty.
                picklerick bro -you gotta have an iq over 120 to understand this meme

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean if you become like super super smart you will become like a man living among animals, pretty hard to be happy like that

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh no
                >I'm superior to everyone
                >How awful

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like this every day :^)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please look in this mirror, Sir.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s true. I come here every day and experience this exact feel.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This
                I automatically assume the poster I'm arguing with is a literal subhuman sub-saharan inbred dog that should feel enlightened from our brief interaction.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's SUPER intelligence. Not just "pretty smart guy". I'm assuming you'd be able to whip up a stock trading algo in a week that could beat the market with enough efficiency to be set for life.

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already super intelligent, super strong and have found love forever so I'll pick 1, 9 and let's say... 4. That sounds fun.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 4 and 6

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably 1, 3 and 5
    9 and 2 are achievable with these,
    4 is retarded, since all governments over the world would be on your tail
    7 is not a good idea, your deceased loved ones deserve rest
    6 You are super clever and chad-looking, you'll find someone eventually

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2,3,8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck that. i choose super intelligence over super strength. ill take 2,5,8

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 9 4

    Any other answer is objectively wrong

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 4 are a must. The rest are pretty heavy, but probably 2 to change some minor things I don't like about my body.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4, 5, and 6.

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect health
    Super intelligence
    Heal others illnesses

    4th would be find love forever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on the nature of 6, you might be able to get all 4 effects. Choose 5,6,8, change something important in the past and spend the other 2 on switching 6 and 8 into 1 and 4.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3, 5, 1 are the only correct answers

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you turbo retards understand #4 only implies multiplicity and not universality. You will be able to cure others' at minimum some illnesses, but not necessary any illness. You are readily opening and presenting your asshole to the monkey's paw.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're dumb as fuck
      It means heal their shit full stop

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ez
    perfect health, super strenght, unlimited money

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9, 2, 4.

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    129
    2 would let me choose the body of a young strong man in perfect health and 1 would preserve it, effectively making me immortal. Then I would use 9 to take public office and work my way into becoming the immortal god emperor of the US

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I change my girlfriends body type with pill nr.2?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, 5 is the architect pill.

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1,4,9

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's obviously 1, 3 and 9 and anyone who disagrees is the flaming homosex.

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 3, 4 easily
    >perfect health means i never get sick and am in top condition
    >super strength would make it easy for me to join UFC, Boxing, any high paying sport and get rich making 9 useless while getting to be super fucking strong
    >heal others so my loved ones never get sick

    2 is for bitches
    5 is basically suicide and you'll end up a different person
    6 is for bitches
    7 is for bitches
    8 is for bitches
    9 is just a brainlet move

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick 5
    >use 5
    >pick next 2

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone not saying 4 is literally retarded, and by extension anyone saying 9 is ultra retarded

    if you can cure cancer that's basically infinite money right there

    after that 1 - perfect health is pretty obvious since it all goes to shit if you die

    then it's debatable between 2, 5, 6, 7 and 8 - super strength is fun but just not that useful in comparison, and taking perfect health in theory means you can roid your tits off and be fine, which is basically super strength compared to other humans

    to answer the OP question, good thread starter/bait image, i really recommend intense yoga - great at preventing injuries but generally not strenuous enough to stop you recovering from workouts, though watch out for side plank stress on delts etc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbest take in this thread
      You should really look at getting 5, would make you a sentient human being at the least.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOW great rebuttal you gpt-3 bot

        calling the take dumb without explaining why

        someone's butthurt about thinking 9 is a smart choice

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The spaces in your posts are representative of the empty space in your head.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            which is better organised, the brain with empty space between thoughts or the one which is cramped and overflowing?

            checkmate brainlet

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're 4 hours l8 m8, I'm off to bed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can cure cancer you'll be found dead from suicide. Horrible case with 12 shots in your back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would still take decades to become a billionaire

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5. Super intelligence and 8. Change things from past sound already like godmode. At this point, you basically have the ability to generate as much money as you'll ever need, and probably the capacity to live as healthy as possible and become the best doctor in the world

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lift harder. I hit each muscle once a week and I can feel it repairing to come back stronger for the rest of the week.

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2,1,5 what type of genius are we talking? Like Rick level genius (Would be awesome) or just Genius on basis of human possibilities

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect Health
    Heal Others
    Super Strength

    First 2 are indisputable, 3rd is whatever you want. If you have issues with family or are really poor or whatever.

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people not picking 4 will be dying of guilt when someone they love gets incurably sick

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 4 7 shaman mode

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pick 5 8 3 and do my best to stop this gay society from coming about

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    6, 8, 9
    I’m so lonely bros

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    op is god damn retard

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 3 and 9.

    Already got 6

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'dd choose 5, 9, 2. I wish I could choose 8, but there are a lot more than 3 things I need to fix from my past. I'd choose it if I could redo my life. Also as a 5'7 manlet, I'd love to have an actual body

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 8, 9
    peak health, fix a few spaghettis and neet4lyfe

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 is always core, not choosing one makes you retarded
    2 nah
    3 useless, its only good in tv shows where you need to beat people up
    4 absolutely god tier, 9 has the issue with inflation: once you get unlimited money, it has no value. You can heal people in exchange for food, housing, whatever stuff people trade for services and goods
    5 curse
    6 nah
    7 nah
    8 heavily depends: what If I make it so Hitler wins and since Hitler wins my grandparents dont meet and my parents dont meet and I instantly vanish?
    9 shit tier

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have absolutely no clue about how inflation works, do you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you telling me that gaining unlimited amount of money will not destroy the economy or what?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't really matter to you personally - General inflation can be higher but you will still have a larger percentage of the economy

          Say you issue 100 billion every year into the world economy - it will hardly make a dent in the supply of money but it will still make you very wealthy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The issue is the money will be useless. You want to buy a nicer car? Good luck explaining why you can pay with cash only. You want to use card? Cool, the cops are on their way already. You want to use something like bitcoin? Cool, once someone finds out theres a guy with unlimited bitcoins, the value goes to 0 and your unlimited money becomes 0. Theres just no way to make "unlimited money" work. You cant get unlimited cash, because you wont be able to store it. You cant get unlimited virtual money at the bank, because the bank will know. You cant get unlimited crypto because it will lose all of its value instantly. You cant get "if I wish for a certain amount of money I will get it" superpower, because garden gnomes will kill you asap.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hurr pill 9 isn't practially possible because of the IRS
              Take your reddit cowardice elsewhere

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              My man it is INFINITE
              You pay the IRS off
              Hire an army or something

              There is nothing infinite money can't do

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you stupid and you release as much money as you can? literally throwing millions to every single person? then yes, you would kill the economy but you would be still the richest man on the planet.

          if you spend it smart, invest into food, energy, shelter instead of giving money away then you cant ruind the economy but you still help the people in need.
          You could also funnel money into whatever research project comes into your mind. 9 is op as fuck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >9 has the issue with inflation: once you get unlimited money, it has no value
      It really depends on the mechanichs of it, but it won't lead to inflation unless you flood the market

      In theory there is already infinite money for the government, but just the possibility of infinite spending alone doesn't cause inflation - only actually issuing it into circulation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 is always core, not choosing one makes you retarded
      on first glance it seems like the best pick but 4 might grant you the ability to heal yourself? or super intelligent makes it possible?
      >2 nah
      its crap
      >3 useless, its only good in tv shows where you need to beat people up
      its making you a demigod
      >4 absolutely god tier, 9 has the issue with inflation: once you get unlimited money, it has no value. You can heal people in exchange for food, housing, whatever stuff people trade for services and goods
      One of the strongest pills. Pick 3 and 4 together and people will treat you like a god.
      >5 curse
      bullshit. we are talking about super super intelligence probably. you could invent stuff that solves aging, energy crisis, space travel
      >6 nah
      imagine picking this
      >7 nah
      interesting. it would be nice to speak with historic figures -if we could understand each other at all- it would debunk so many misconceptions and bs about history. or deceased family members. other pills are way better tho
      >8 heavily depends: what If I make it so Hitler wins and since Hitler wins my grandparents dont meet and my parents dont meet and I instantly vanish?
      8 seems only good if you have serious agendas. why mess with the past when you can impact the future with other pills
      >9 shit tier
      hell no! 9 is among the best pills. banks already have unlimited money. you could ruin the global economy but why would you? invest billions into longevity and life extension reseatch, ai, green energy, space travel. You alone could make humanity reach type 1 civilization status, especially if you combine it with super int.

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1
    5
    9

    Perfect health would mean my lifespan would be significantly increased, giving me time.

    Super intelligence would help me to achieve my goals and learn what i need to know

    Unlimited money would give me the means to achieve anything starting right now

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose the black pill.

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 4 5

    Past : kill Muhammed pedo b4 he spreads Islam cancer
    Russia establishes new world colonies
    Give byzantium modern tech

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take pill 5 three times, then I''ll be smart enough to synthesize my own pills

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5, 7, 8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahah you went through all that effort and no one gives a fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're not far from creating AI using the diaries of dead people that will talk and act like them. So 7 isn't out of reach. Plus I don't want my actual ancestors commenting on my life.

      8. Just rewrite your memories. We're not far from that either.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 2 9

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talk to deceased loved ones
    does this include hitler?

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1
    6
    9
    1 is a no brainer, 6 because I'm an Incel and would always be scared of divorcerape and 9 is a no brainer as well

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9, just 9, and go around hyperinflating economies until everyone has to resort to barter.

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT people fantasizing about winning the lottery

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not picking 1 - 3 - 5

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its
    >super strength
    >super intelligence
    >unlimited money
    BY FAR
    Do you even begin comprehend what you could achieve?

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3,4,5.
    For some reason, the last 4 girls i have fell for have chronic diseases ,like real physical diseases that are birth conditions that hinder their quality of life, no meme mental illnesses well they do have those too but are actually physically sick too.
    I've come to the conclusion that the only way i can find love me is if they have an incurable disease and a heal them.

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pill 8, go back and change your lottery numbers.
    >Have a shit ton of money and still have two more things you can change

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lottery rich is NOTHING
      NOTHING

      I CHOOSE:
      >1, 2, 9
      this will allow me to live out my schizoid dream of having biological immortality, eternal youth, unlimited resources, and no permanent identity

      >3 pointless
      >4 pointless (they will still die eventually)
      >5 this is a curse and will only alienate me further from the rest of humanity, who i will need to be able to tolerate in order to make use of my money
      also for all the retards saying this = 9, super intelligence doesn't mean super correctness or super work ethic, it only means super pattern recognition, i.e. full blown schizo mode
      >6 this is also a curse, i am unfit for love and cannot tolerate the thought of living for something outside of myself
      >7 and 8 these are 100% curses, having to re-confront the past all the time is a fate straight out of hell

      >2
      just lift lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not about just being jacked it's about being able to change my whole appearance at will so i can PHSICALLY ghost people or get away with crime while not even moving out of town

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can get $200,000,000 on a lottery. More than enough for a comfortable live for you and your family/friends

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          200,000,000 is buying compared to unlimited money. Unlimited money is like buy a country rich.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or have unlimited money and become emperor of the world with a droid army.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My man I have a confortable life already, plus all the other pills can net you some millions on their own

          Unlimited money is an empire building amount

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3
    6
    9

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1
    5
    8
    easy

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the moral implications of not taking pill 4
    if you took pill 4 then every minute your not healing the terminally ill is someone that you are letting suffer and die knowing full well that you could have saved them
    but if you dont take the pill, you're choosing ahead of time to make yourself unable to help those people

    what do you guys think

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every minute you'r'e not helping someone, you are letting people suffer
      Already the case for everyone.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        people can send $2 per month "to save an African family from starvation" yet they don't do it.

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 4 6
    8 is reallly tempting, but i don't even want to think about it. it's better just to move forward.

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have super strength
    >no super constitution
    >lift a truck
    >break all bones and tear all ligaments

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retard.

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck it I'm going to roll for mine. Last 3 digits determine which ones guys (unless there are dubs or 0s, then its the next one from right to left)

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 5 9 easy
    Basically the formula to do any of the other things.

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CHOOSE:
    >1, 2, 9
    this will allow me to live out my schizoid dream of having biological immortality, eternal youth, unlimited resources, and no permanent identity

    >3 pointless
    >4 pointless (they will still die eventually)
    >5 this is a curse and will only alienate me further from the rest of humanity, who i will need to be able to tolerate in order to make use of my money
    also for all the retards saying this = 9, super intelligence doesn't mean super correctness or super work ethic, it only means super pattern recognition, i.e. full blown schizo mode
    >6 this is also a curse, i am unfit for love and cannot tolerate the thought of living for something outside of myself
    >7 and 8 these are 100% curses, having to re-confront the past all the time is a fate straight out of hell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i am unfit for love
      i love you 🙂

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i love me too, tell me something i don't know

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything addressing happiness directly is missing. Clever.
    I'd say 1 and 6 are a lock. 5 is tempting but intelligence and happiness are often inversely proportional. Super strength or healing others would both pay well and are better than unlimited money.

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not about just being jacked it's about being able to change my whole appearance at will so i can PHSICALLY ghost people or get away with crime while not even moving out of town

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already have 3,5,&6…. So I’ll take 1,7,&9.

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 3, 5 easy no brainer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would have been wicked to watch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        One went in Brazil recently and it’s on camera: https://youtu.be/NK6EDKOys5E

        Dams are so dangerous

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking hell, worse that it's mud and dirt coming out.

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    67287703 ok

  136. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The clear solution is to stop hating rest days.

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1
    5
    6

    What if this captcha system is projected from another website and we are typing captchas for some bot?

  138. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 3 and 9

    I already have love and I just want to treat my kids to all the good stuff and best education out there.

  139. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4,5,6

  140. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 2 and 9, easy.

  141. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 4 9

  142. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 5, 3

  143. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 5, 9. All other choices are the pipedreams of the naive and peasantly.

  144. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Choose 3 magic pills
    Easy : 3, 5 and 9. Super strength, super intelligence and unlimited money.
    The rest I either don't care or already have.
    Also being super rich, super intelligent and super strong will literally put you in the 1% if the most desirable men on the planet.

    I can also chose to be a super-hero or super-villain with those powers. I would be literally unstopable, depending on how each power works.
    Easiest choice in my life.

  145. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Extremely tempting since I never have worry about cancer or mental illness.
    2. As a manlet this is a necessity. 6'2" and strong hair genetics, never look back
    3. Construction is handled by machines. Working out is enough for what I need in my daily life.
    4. I don't know any people to heal so it is useless
    5. As tempting as 1, but I'd never be able to use my intelligence to convince an influential politician to do something good for society as smarts can't penetrate the ignorance of others.
    6. 2D > 3D, plus the benefits of 1 mean I can avoid the negative effects of excessive masturbation
    7. Lol what loved ones?
    8. I can not reject that girl that liked me in 5th grade and fix myself before I degraded. I guess I'll use the rest to somehow ensure England/British Empire is destroyed before WWI. Their lit is so shit.
    9. Free NEETbux
    2, 8, 9

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say you are a halfwit but then
      >I'll use the rest to somehow ensure England/British Empire is destroyed before WWI
      Based saviour of europe. 2 is a waste. Pick super int instead and you can manipulate any hoe on your dick with your intellect and money.
      For example you want an orgy with all 5 of your fav actresses? You send them free tickets they "won" for a "yacht tour" around the carribbeans and then you stage a catastrophic event, the ship sinks, all of you ends up stranded on a deserted island and then you keep them alive and safe because you were prepared for this scenario.
      In a week they will bounce on your dickinson.

      With super intellegence you could probably make a medical process available that opens up your closed growth plates and then stimulate and grow your bones with gh.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Intelligence is used to manipulate others, with enough intelligence you can convince someone your idea is their own.

  146. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    589
    6 is so very enticing, but the wording concerns me.

  147. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 - 70 votes
    2 - 42 votes
    3 - 30 votes
    4 - 33 votes
    5 - 60 votes
    6 - 29 votes
    7 - 7 votes
    8 - 24 votes
    9 - 50 votes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop the count!!!

  148. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    obviously 4, you can become a god basicly. The world would bopw to you

  149. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1,4,5 - here's why
    1 is a no-brainer
    4 and 5 are at least abstractly related but I doubt we will ever have enough intelligence to achieve perfect health.
    4 is somewhat emotionally charged because I love mankind but I believe in a natural balance. I would love to heal illnesses with two caveats:
    If it was natural, like not pesticide, poison or chemical induced illness, I would heal but you to where you wouldn't live your last days in a hospital bed but would still pass when nature determined you would.
    If it were man-made illness, I would heal you completely.
    5. I'd use it to fuck exclusively with elites and governments, deny them technology, give tech to their enemies then have it break, give each other their secrets, etc. Kill their electricity to their houses, cars, boats, planes, buildings, etc. I would only let up on a few conditions.

  150. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming the rest of your lifestyle is healthy i.e. you eat healthy and don't drink or take drugs - if your diet is fucked or you drink or take drugs then that will mess with your hormones and can make you feel anxious and depressed. If it's none of those things, try looking at the rest of your lifestyle - are you happy with your social life, relationships, non-fitness hobbies, work etc? If not, try finding some new people or new interests. If it's not that either, take a holiday, visit another country and relax for a while. If after all that you still feel bad, speak to a doctor.

    I'd pick 1, 9, and 8. With 1 and 9 I can basically live however I please, and 8 is for emergencies - if I make a terrible decision or there's a massive disaster that turns the world upside down I can change it, or I can change the pills I chose if it doesn't work out.

  151. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4, 7 and 8 are the best option. Richfags would pay you millions just to cure their uncurable cancer so money would never be an issue so you don't have to waste it on 9. 7 is probably the best one there and 8 is good if really think about it, all of human history and you can change any 3 things and those things can have an absolutely massive difference to current modern society.

  152. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 3 5 are objectively correct dont @ me

  153. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 5 3
    Everything else is achievable natty

  154. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 4 5 and i'll congure the world

  155. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1,2,9
    I choose 2 because I'm a mentally I'll chud and also keeping my body (ageless) + perfect health + enough money to buy an army for myself =immortality

  156. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't think I'd need 6 if I had 2 or 9.

    2 because confidence, looking good makes you feel good.
    9 because freedom and doing anything, go party, visit different places year round, expensive restaurants every day.
    6 just in case

    wouldn't pick 4 because I don't want to be Jesus
    5 could be cool, outsmarting people and being witty would be sick.

  157. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Perfect health
    >Super intelligence
    >Unlimited money
    Fuck talking with dead relatives or healing morons. As for true love if you have unlimited money you'll get plenty of true loving

  158. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing about pill #8 is you wouldn't know which things to change. How far back do you go? And then once you change something, maybe events happen such that something you stopped happens a couple years later anyway.

    And honestly having pill #9 gives you almost everything else anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      8 would be better if you could relive your past with your current memories and make changes that way. Otherwise changing historical events is just a bait and the results are random and likely bad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >relive your past with your current memories and make changes that way.
        that would be awesome on a personal level, for sure. But me living a perfect life isn't worth it when I could gain powers that could fix like 99% of the problems on the planet myself

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >change the past so Hitler wins WW2
          >he gets assassinated a year later and the results end up the same

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No that's what I'm saying, the changing the past pill is actually kind of a weak pill, when I could just have unlimited money and BE the international banker except do good things instead of bad.

            You change the past and it's unpredictable

  159. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Picks the super-intelligence pill

    Congrats now you're miserable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you dont already feel miserable you are probably a stupid fuck or born wealthy.

      Super intelligence is OP. You could be the first to fully explore our solar system.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you i am already miserable, with that pill at least i would understand why.

  160. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    268 no question

  161. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1., 4. 9.
    If I didn't already have 6. I'd swap 1 with 6.

    2 and 3 are completly useless, since with 1 and 9, you can completly change your body into whatever you want and all health affecting side-effects are negated.

    3 is worthless. You'll be the equal of a man with an excavator.
    5 is worthless without the social skills to employ it. You can't do anything alone and with 9 you can simply pay people to do your thinking for you.

    7 is worthless, 8 would be used to substitute for 6, 1 or 9.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      9 without 5 means people control you. You're just a retard with money to get exploited. Congratulations you're the average sportsball player surrounded by sycophants.

  162. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 9 (selfish but allow me to live my life without worrying about my body failing me or being worried about my ability to live comfortably)
    6 probably? I'd love to find and marry a woman I truly love

  163. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 6 & 8
    For 8 definitely stopping the Library of Alexandria from getting burned down is one of them

  164. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck man I wish I could answer this. Today was my rest day (still managed 20k steps) and I won't have time tomorrow and I'm already getting the anxiety that I started lifting to get rid of in the first place.

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