How to sleepMAXX

Recently bought a sleep mask off Amazon and it's done wonders for me, completely fixing my sleep schedule (I now sleep from 12-8am consistantly)

while this is good, I feel like my sleep could be much, MUCH better, how can I truly max out my sleep so my test levels sky-rocket?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleeping with the head end of your bed raised at least 6 inches creating a flat sloped sleeping platform in order to boost circulation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So sleep with my head raised six inches up?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now flat or sloped? Learn to talk coherently you fricking furry Black person. Wtf is this good for? Sounds like fatcope

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become CPAP pilled

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I pull that off, will you die?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be very tiring

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get blackout curtains and electrical tape. Put up the blackout curtains. Put electrical tape over any chargers, monitors, etc giving off low levels of ambient light thru their bullshit cute light thingies like power buttons

    Frick white noise machines, get a loud box fan

    All this together costs about $40-50 and will completely change the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is a box fan better than white noise? Just preference?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tape your mouth and breathe through your nose like a human being.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How to sleepMAXX
    *Go to sleep at the same time as often as you can.
    *Don't use an alarm, allow your body to wake up whenever it naturally feels well rested
    *Sleep cold

    secondary:
    *low blue light activity 30min+ before bed
    *weighted pillow
    *chilipad to help get a colder bed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*weighted pillow
      weighted blanket*
      do not suffocate yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*low blue light activity 30min+ before bed
      I swear this Black person of a site is blue for a reason. How to change it fricking. Black person trannies trying to sabotage us

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        good morning sir

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How to change it
        bottom right change the style to: tomorrow or another less gaudy format.
        Also, if on phone change to eye comfort shield or whatever blue blocker you can get.

        On desktop I use f.lux (https://justgetflux.com/); eventually I'll buy some piss yellow shades like pic related and purchase LED light bulbs to auto-change my house into a red/sunset color in the evenings.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How bright is your environment if a sleep mask does wonders?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a ton of electronics in my room. I could read a book with all the lights out at 1 in the morning it’s so bright. On any given night there are swarms of moths flying around my room and bumping into the window because they’re drawn to the light. It’s a lot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Turn that shit off, get an analog wind up clock and put it on a surface out of reach from your bed (the ticking will drive you insane)
        >use black out curtains or a mask, you want it pitch black
        >put your phone on a charger (OUTSIDE OF YOUR ROOM),
        >take off all of your clothes except underwear
        >keep the room/bed cool (position your bed so that the AC vent is under the bed)
        >don't sleep in view of the door some of that fung Shue voodoo shit is real
        >dont look at a screen an hour before bed
        >set your schedule to sleep at least 8 hours and give yourself an hour before you have to leave or start work/exercise
        >don't eat or drink anything except water before bed
        >if you consistently wake up get a sleep study to see if you need a cpap (if you have some way of monitoring your oxygen at night you can figure it out)
        >record your dreams in a journal when you wake up (this will improve REM sleep and your memory in general)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>take off all of your clothes including your underwear
          Fixed it for you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don't sleep in view of the door
          HOW?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Must've meant pointing your feet to your door.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He mean's having the bed facing the door e.g. if you open the door and the bed is in direct view, move it.
            I have mine situated like on the left. You could also do orange.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can't do that room is not built to accommodate that the closet is on the side where the door is

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are fricked. Spirits will get you in your sleep through the doorway.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have my pickaxe ready to fight them off

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sell your bed and use a futon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            something soemthing room feng shui

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          your dreams in a journal when you wake up (this will improve REM sleep
          >this will improve REM sleep

          why will it improve REM sleep?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You'll remember more and more of your dreams and they'll get longer and more vivid. Correlates with increased REM activity which correlates with better memory and rest.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashwaganda seems to do more than 0 for me for sleep

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear a sleep mask then put in nasal dilators to increase airflow. I'm a side sleeper, so I got a contoured knee pillow to place between my legs. This keeps my hips better in alignment. I also hug a body pillow to keep one arm elevated. My girlfriend is jealous of the pillow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nasal dilators

      wtf is a nasal dilator?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        anal dilator* sorry I'm dyslexic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I too breathe from my ass

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bumping for interest are there any supps I should be taking?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soouuuppppssss
      don't get b&'d into that, moron
      if you must fall, zinc/magnesium and ashwaganda are reported to have positive impact on sleep
      melatonin helps you fall asleep, but for me it fricked during the night waking me up constantly

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had kiwi fruit and bone broth last night followed by a warm shower and that had me feeling pretty mellow for bed. My sleep has been spotty recently as I’m coming off Mirtazapine and am a caffeine addict.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bone broth is godly, if there's anything anons should do is drinking it everyday before bed and before eating.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anxiety and stress is waking me up constantly after 3/4 hours of sleep and killing my gains.
    How to fix this ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, just don't worry about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      smoke weed before bed, or if smoke bothers you you can dab or vape it
      edibles are the goat but dosing them is tricky if you dont male your own

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can not use marijuana because it causes latent psychosis and schizophrenia in people who are genetically predisposed to it who may never have had it manifest otherwise of which I am a member

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          same
          >smoke w/ frens
          >go home
          >the voices start
          thankfully a nap fixed it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You were lucky, for some people that are permanently mentally ill after one marijuana session

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Google bed tent.
    Incredible.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah try to keep the noise levels down as well. Personally I tried earplugs but they don't mask as much of the noise for the discomfort they cause. White noise (play from your stereo) works but ever since I got a gf I can't use it since she can't sleep with it on, so I keep it off when she's over.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meditate before you sleep.
    I find that my body ends up more relax after I do a session of meditation before bed.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had sleep issues most of my life and these have made a huge difference
    >eating enough
    >training hard- I never sleep well on lazy days
    >massage gun
    >sleep mask
    >cold room, slightly noisy fan
    >pillow between knees (side sleeper)
    >not drinking a ton of water before bed
    >reading before bed for 30min-1hr
    >bed time routine: brush teeth, wash face, etc.

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