How to stay young looking as long as possible?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude reverse Jonah Hill'd himself kek

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got mega divorce raped and fell into depression and substance abuse as a result.

      Basically, his alimony was set based on his career peak with mummy or mummy 2. After his acting jobs dried up he was still directed to make the same payments

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That implies Jonah Hill became good looking and tall after losing weight. He didn't.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tretonin, bone broth, red light therapy, collagen supplementation

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this except real vitamin A instead of "tretonin" (presumably tretinoin)

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its 99% genetics, the 1 percent is sunscreen

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    By not being white

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he would look ten times better if he wasn't fat

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Collagen and biotin
    Don't get fat
    Keep a full head of hair

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genetics can't be helped, but the following can

    >don't be fat
    >don't smoke
    >hair, skin, teeth and clothes clean and taken care of
    >keep a clean shave
    >keep a good diet and don't drink much
    >sleep well and at least 7-8 hours every night

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically, don't get married and stay the hell away from women

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is an underrated tip but may lead to loneliness.. there was a production manager at an old job i had that i believed was 50, mind you this was not a guy in shape or that took care of himself, he was literally fat as frick, trump hater and ate burger king everyday, dude was 70 years old. pardon my moron typing im a lil drunk

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        forgot to mention, when i found out he never married it all made sense

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you stay away from women until you are 40 and you meet a 24 year old midwestern qt who wants a family

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah dude, chicks love older guys so don't worry about a thi-ACK

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chicken or the egg type thing. IST has so many baldos because this website naturally draws the genetically inferior.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women still single past 21 are purely for hookups anon

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no drinking, no goyslop, no undue stress, no meme shit you bought off the internet, regular resistance training
    next thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      good looking face at least

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built for BBC

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't get married
    don't get divorced
    don't get diddled by a israelite director and lose everything just because you said someone tryed to diddle you even though you didn't mentioned his name
    don't lose millions of dollars
    don't gain weight past 30 unless it's lean mass and takes a long time

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >collagen
    Enjoy heavy metal toxicity and glyphosate poisoning lmao.
    The real deal is 8g of taurine and glycine

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess Muttmerica?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel why are europoors so obsessed over america? is it cause they're all skinny dyels?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If collagen is toxic then so is whey, they are extracted from the same source. Except skincare products generally have better quality so whey is more likely to be toxic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If collagen is toxic then so is whey, they are extracted from the same source
        Collagen is extracted from pig skin, whey is extracted from cow's milk

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most Collagen powders come from cow or fish

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obesity and stress accelerates aging.

    Watch this gem of a video

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i drank wine last night that i made from grapes that grow in my yard, will i make it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it makes you just sound poor

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah those grapes are probably sour anyway
        only poor people own land

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >growing produce in your own garden is gay, successful people buy organic goyslop at Whole Foods
        How to tell if the poster is an American 101

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sunscreen
    finasteride (if needed)
    browse /fph/ every day for thinspiration

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's more about staying healthy looking and having vitality than young looking. Age is associated with a lot of bad things happening but it doesn't have to be.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I get 18 year old pussy forever, the thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think because of this longevity revolution in 100 years most men will look younger than women

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why men and not women?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because women dont have the self discipline to go through something like Bryan Johnson Blueprint protocol

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s possibly true, long term.
            I think they just have life too easy

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you guys seriously underestimate how easily this can happen to anyone. Stress and bad diet will absolutely destroy your body in no time

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How to stay young looking as long as possible?
    incorporate as much raw food in your diet as you can.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avoid stress. Stress absolutely fricks you harder than any other factor.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    By not worrying about looking young

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