How to train neck at the gym without looking like a fricking retard?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You really can’t buy a $20 harness and tie something that weighs a few pounds to the other end at your house? You need an entire dedicated facility where you go to tie 20lbs to your head and fricking nod up and down? If you’re that poor, so bridges, or just suck wiener for money behind the dumpster you live i , I heard that activates the neck muscles

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just out of curiosity why do you have to do it at the gym?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This will snap your neck. Do not use these.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't

      https://i.imgur.com/XWMiHIF.jpg

      Harnesses will snap your shit. Get the mats out, wipe down a spot and do bridges, facedown and faceup. Do neckups straight and to each ear. Do this 3 days a week forever.

      t. thicc necked wrestler, done this shit 25 years, don't (You) me unless it's to say thanks

      >You'll snap your shit up if you do these
      >You'll snap your legs if you squat
      >You'll snap your arms if you curl
      >You'll snap your back if you deadlift
      >You'll snap your feet if you calf raise

      You're moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Philosophical question. How am I moronic if my existence is the only proof I have of anyone else's existence? Give me one fricking reason to care about people again.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just accept it

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harnesses will snap your shit. Get the mats out, wipe down a spot and do bridges, facedown and faceup. Do neckups straight and to each ear. Do this 3 days a week forever.

    t. thicc necked wrestler, done this shit 25 years, don't (You) me unless it's to say thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neck bridges

      >duhh do neck bridges
      morons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      either dont give a frick and just do it (correct), or pay whatever premium to do it at home

      kino pic
      i trust this poster

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do bodyweight head lifts and static holds for maximum gains
      >Trust me bro, I got a thick neck after 25 years of doing this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        29

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want a bigger neck or do you not want to look moronic?

    Protip u already do

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just do it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        real?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't.
    Do it at home.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do what the zoomergays do. Get on your knees and deepthroat wiener to failure.

    They are really out of control. The zoomercrew all come in together; straight to the restroom and flex with their shirts off; then huddle en masse around the squat rack or bench press and circle jerk as their boy presses. After their sets; straight back to the restroom to flex with no shirt. Complete homosexuals

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    use resistance bands at home

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    neck bridges

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop being a gay

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Caring what you look like when doing what's good for your body
    Weak homosexual

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deadlifts, shrugs.

    Dragon flags also seem to work the neck pretty well.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep the peace because that's how I lived my life before. It came naturally to me.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy neck harness
    >buy cheapass weights like those shitty dumbbell kits with the plastic covered concrete ones or whatever
    You don't need a lot of weight to build your neck anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it moron.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to grab a dumbbell, take a bench, and do my neck curls and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >without looking like a fricking moron
    go back

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