Im a skinny gay, going into my 30s but people still think im 18… might sound great but as a result I always get treated like a student at work. Saw a guy pic related getting tons of thirst from chicks on insta just cuz he looks like a dad while being younger than me…
Anyone escaped the eternal youth curse?
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>going into my 30s but people still think im 18
no they don't bro
Bro i still get asked for ID if I buy alcohol and the cashier always feels bad once she reads my age
because you look like you should have some adult watching over you
because every business has a “card under 30” policy, moron. congrats, you look 29
that dude is good looking bro he could be wearing a fuggen tutu and chicks would be like wow I love a man in a tutu
He has before pics and he was an ugly happa before
Dye your hair white
Start smoking
Sunmaxxing
Don't shave
Listen to dad rock, pink Floyd, etc
I’m I a dadbod?
2 more years of proper lifting and eating whatever
you mean i should cut down? also did you just call me a dyel lol
>A Twink driving a gti.
why you hating on my gti bro
>A Twink driving a gti.
well colour me surprised.
You must be stunted if you’re aura doesn’t match your age. Do you collect action figures and let your mother wash your penis too? Fricking manchild lol
How would something I do in private, like collecting effect my looks lmao
Because it gives off "little boy" energy.
If you were serious about life and wanted to build a beautiful garden to attract the right girl, you would kill your inner child to achieve it. I don't care about my childhood interests anymore; I care about building a house and getting married. It's tough love, but it's time to grow up, Anon, especially if you're in your 30s.
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I don’t understand why your implying you cannot get married and have hobbies from childhood. So what am I supposed to do sit on my porch all fricking day look at the sky waiting to die. Sounds miserable af. I do agree priorities need to change if you want to grow up but this kill your inner child shit is something boomer did and they are all miserable with daddy issuies in their 60s
This is really sad. Sorry your life turned out this way. Truly.
I already built a house, got married, competed in mma, and I even zogged it up in a combat MOS during gwot, still have a baby face.
Seethe grandpa faced loser
skincare or just genes?
my family has babyface genetics and I do have a babyface too.
I am so scared of losing it I am in my early 20s and want to look like this forever.
Genes. I’m almost 40 and look mid 20s still, you’ll be ok.
Being dad bod basically means being natty big and 13% bf, people are so messed up now because the internet they think only roiding is fit. We live in a strange time.
Stop getting your body standards off IST
Depends on where you move..., at work go sober, smooth. On the streets I would apply the same concept but not that rigorously, more like easy-going but not cheesy.
It is ridiculous lurking online 30yo/40yo street fashion and you only see models using suits, jackets, leather shoes, hats and carrying a bag waking down the street. For God's sake you're just fricking around the city, it's not a fashion catwalk.
For real man, I got vans and slim fit pants and blend perfectly with zoomers and feels a bit cringe tbh.. street fashion is legit just “fit” guys wearing whatever to push the algo 99% of the time they wear normal jeans and a shirt lol
Remember if you're fit almost everything will pull out.
It could work, but being a skinny gay is probably what is going to ruin it.
The overall impression needs to be congruent.
Based, i guess its a mix of having some mass to have a good fit in more relaxed fits and acting a certain way. Looking at old movies it strange those guys had some aura about them that u dont see anymore
There are some modern guys I would put in the same category in terms of style.
Ryan Gosling for example dresses really well. Casual, modern, comfortable and well-fitting. Easy to copy without spending a fortune on brands.
Goose is an easy going version of those guys for sure
Same except I’m a minimum wage gay and have to hide my age from the teenagers I work with or they freak out, but I look young because I am a chinlet that still gets acne. I think youthful looks are pretty much just being ugly without being old because teenagers with good chins look much older than me.
I just got jacked af and now I look perpetually 25 and get hit on by zoomie college girls. Baby faces make the losers on here seethe insanely hard out of baldy jealousy. Just get big bro
t. baby face and almost 40
Damn bro, how big were you when perception started to change?
I was putting up 3 plates on bench, basically 2/3/4/5 at 190 lbs 6’. I did it natty by just eating a frick ton of meat, peanut butter, ice cream, etc, just really calorie dense food and working out a lot with a good pre workout (jack3d) that was legitimately, no exaggeration, amphetamine. It took me like two years of 5-6 hour days with alot of cardio in any down time to burn off the meth energy. Like I was running 17 min 3 miles and sub 1:30 half marathons. You can still order DMAA online in bulk and mix it yourself, but you have to be careful with that shit.
Good thing about natty gains is I’m still repping 1/2/3/4 for 3x8 -10 even though I quit lifting for like a decade and just really started again like 3 months ago. I was doing an ass ton of bjj, boxing, calisthenics, and cardio for that 10 years though.
I fondly remember jack3d. We would put it in shots of sailor jerrys if we wanted to have reeall stupid time
>tfw also Babyface
>but balding
Talk about a poisoned apple.
You’ll just look more like a literal baby bro
>dressing like an 80s navy man
isn’t this just stolen valor/larp? Also I can’t think of a gayer style to mimic.
homie is probably gay. Hes going for tom of finland mode
Just dress like an adult
Literally wearing his dads suit
Its over.
The first, most important step in fashion is to work hard enough to look like you lift while being sub 18% bf. No amount of money or trend research will make clothes look good on a fat dyel.
Give fashion tips
anyone got any similar jackets to this? I hate the detroit one that Blacks have adopted. asking cus this is the dadIST thread and IST sucks donkey dick
The style/ cut is called a type 3 trucker jacket. They come in damn near any fabric and combination now so go nuts
cheers, lad.
In case you want something a little less loud and more versatile you can look into a "crew jacket" or "mechanic jacket" tbf they're very similar but a little more streamlined.
If you're really buff and wear it unzipped they look incredible. https://www.dickies.com/coats-jackets/insulated-eisenhower-jacket/TJ15.html
eastern euripoor here and idk what you americans call it but i really like the 90s midwest fashion in Hollywood movies.
The jackets and boots and shirts just seem so cozy.
why did you guys stop dressing like that?
America turned into mutts
I unironically still wear a duroy jack, wranglers, and square toes boots with a dirty trucker hat
you need to bulk NOW
No hairstyle or clothes or other bullshit will make up for this. The bodily mass that grown men have is a tangible form of male experience that people instictively recognize.