OP here
yeah I know I sound like a homosexual
https://vocaroo.com/1GZcLCg5DyM0
9 months ago
Anonymous
oops didn't mean to reply to
You sound incredibly gay
9 months ago
Anonymous
take estrogen and cut ur dick off
ITS OVER for you as a man
begin a new start as a woman
9 months ago
Anonymous
cope. he sounds like Elliot Rodger the pussy slayer
9 months ago
Anonymous
You sound incredibly hot. Very masculine
9 months ago
Anonymous
You have a nice voice (for a israelite)
Just need to work on putting some force behind it. Try singing exercises (like making a chewing motion with your mouth closes, then hum a note and try to make it louder by just flexing your abs)
And don't talk like you're shily asking me to go out with you. Talk like you're calling someone a gay, who's really being a gay
This really didn't warrant a thread, though, should've gone to QTDDTOT
9 months ago
Anonymous
nobody reads QTDDTOT
9 months ago
Anonymous
why is this an issue? do you look weird and have to compensate with your voice or something?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not bad. Just speak more from your chest and less from your throat and nose. Learn to project.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Try to keep your throat relaxed when you speak, don't raise it or yell if you can avoid it. Speak from your chest instead of your throat and use your diaphragm to force air instead of your chest.
Sounds lame, but sing in the car. Belt it out, learn your range; sing along to some Johnny Cash and see how low you can go while sounding natural if that's your goal. You'll learn better air control and hopefully get a better understanding of where your vocal range sits at its best.
You sound distinguished and have a pleasant voice, anon. Focus on pronunciation and projection so you don't mumble or stutter; your voice doesn't need to be any deeper to be "better". What you say and how you say it is also a hugely powerful tool, don't pause for effect every other sentence but don't be affraid to linger on certian words or take a moment to think before you respond.
Good luck, friend.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It’s not bad it’s just not masculine or powerful and you sound very wimpy
My voice is way worse I have a gay lisp
Went down the rabbit hole of this recently. There's so much that goes into it, such as how your breathing is distributed between your nose and mouth while you talk.
They recommended doing the following
1. Find a recording of hitler, or someone else you idolize talking.
2) Record yourself repeating their words at the beginning
3. Practice talking, doing their exercises, etc
4. Every week re-record yourself with the same clip.
Are there instructions or videos you've found helpful?
Try to keep your throat relaxed when you speak, don't raise it or yell if you can avoid it. Speak from your chest instead of your throat and use your diaphragm to force air instead of your chest.
Sounds lame, but sing in the car. Belt it out, learn your range; sing along to some Johnny Cash and see how low you can go while sounding natural if that's your goal. You'll learn better air control and hopefully get a better understanding of where your vocal range sits at its best.
You sound distinguished and have a pleasant voice, anon. Focus on pronunciation and projection so you don't mumble or stutter; your voice doesn't need to be any deeper to be "better". What you say and how you say it is also a hugely powerful tool, don't pause for effect every other sentence but don't be affraid to linger on certian words or take a moment to think before you respond.
Good luck, friend.
>sing in the car. Belt it out
I've thought about doing this. I'm usually very quiet. I can easily go days without saying anything to anyone. I'm sure I'm not the only one so atomized these days. Maybe we suffer from an atrophy of the diaphragm and vocal chords? We hardly use them, so they become weak and nasally. If we practice throwing our voices, and enunciation, in the car, maybe we can still make it.
>I've thought about doing this. I'm usually very quiet. I can easily go days without saying anything to anyone. I'm sure I'm not the only one so atomized these days. Maybe we suffer from an atrophy of the diaphragm and vocal chords? We hardly use them, so they become weak and nasally. If we practice throwing our voices, and enunciation, in the car, maybe we can still make it
Again, you sound fine. I'm pretty proud of my voice; I've been told I have a good voice for those morose old country songs and my parents encouraged me to try to pursue a career in radio because I'm "easy to listen to" but I had no idea where to start; I aspire to be a voice actor one day and when I can afford it I would like to try it as a hobby. For now I'm happy singing in the car and reading books to my neices.
why is this an issue? do you look weird and have to compensate with your voice or something?
the way someone sounds has a pretty decent effect on how they are perceived
You have a nice voice (for a israelite)
Just need to work on putting some force behind it. Try singing exercises (like making a chewing motion with your mouth closes, then hum a note and try to make it louder by just flexing your abs)
And don't talk like you're shily asking me to go out with you. Talk like you're calling someone a gay, who's really being a gay
This really didn't warrant a thread, though, should've gone to QTDDTOT
>You have a nice voice (for a israelite)
kek
take estrogen and cut ur dick off
ITS OVER for you as a man
begin a new start as a woman
Read out loud, enunciate every syllable. When you start to slip into your normal lazy rhythm of pronunciation stop. Repeat every day. Just practicing proper diction repeatedly and not allowing yourself to slip in lazy nasally speech will make almost any voice sound better. It also sounds a lot more natrual that just putting on a deep 'just breathe from the diaphragm' voice.
Morgan Freeman states this is part of it for him. And you can actually hear it. He also mentions others regarded for their voice like James Earl Jones that fall in line with what he did.
in Europe you can tune out german french Italian english etc accents but americans stick out like sore thumbs
9 months ago
Anonymous
I've never heard a german speak english without sounding moronic
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's the world default anon. You're designed to ignore the gobble gobble of other languages. Much like being in a loud crowded room, if someone calls you by name, you're going to hear it.
ignore everyone telling you to get surgery or some shit. you sound very timid which is something that can be fixed by lifestyle choices rather than some frickery. Make some fitness goals and work on them. If not then do literally anything else that will give you a sense of accomplishment.
Read poetry out loud. Try to follow the meter. I started doing it cause I just like poetry and wanted to fix a few speech impediments (r and l sounds) and I got some diction mires ever since
Smoke cigarettes.
Drink whiskey.
end your sentences on a lower pitch
practise speaking from the diaphragm
Practice. Buy a dictionary and start saying every word the way you want it to sound. Say every word 49 times.
I'd add to record yourself, so you don't sound like that one zoomer going anime mode on his teacher or even worse, a batman impersonator
https://voca.ro/1drqBoYgLM4p
Is that a lisp or too much saliva?
Anyway, sounds like your tummy has 0 tension when you talk
You sound incredibly fat
You sound incredibly gay
OP here
yeah I know I sound like a homosexual
https://vocaroo.com/1GZcLCg5DyM0
oops didn't mean to reply to
take estrogen and cut ur dick off
ITS OVER for you as a man
begin a new start as a woman
cope. he sounds like Elliot Rodger the pussy slayer
You sound incredibly hot. Very masculine
You have a nice voice (for a israelite)
Just need to work on putting some force behind it. Try singing exercises (like making a chewing motion with your mouth closes, then hum a note and try to make it louder by just flexing your abs)
And don't talk like you're shily asking me to go out with you. Talk like you're calling someone a gay, who's really being a gay
This really didn't warrant a thread, though, should've gone to QTDDTOT
nobody reads QTDDTOT
why is this an issue? do you look weird and have to compensate with your voice or something?
Not bad. Just speak more from your chest and less from your throat and nose. Learn to project.
Try to keep your throat relaxed when you speak, don't raise it or yell if you can avoid it. Speak from your chest instead of your throat and use your diaphragm to force air instead of your chest.
Sounds lame, but sing in the car. Belt it out, learn your range; sing along to some Johnny Cash and see how low you can go while sounding natural if that's your goal. You'll learn better air control and hopefully get a better understanding of where your vocal range sits at its best.
You sound distinguished and have a pleasant voice, anon. Focus on pronunciation and projection so you don't mumble or stutter; your voice doesn't need to be any deeper to be "better". What you say and how you say it is also a hugely powerful tool, don't pause for effect every other sentence but don't be affraid to linger on certian words or take a moment to think before you respond.
Good luck, friend.
It’s not bad it’s just not masculine or powerful and you sound very wimpy
My voice is way worse I have a gay lisp
Jesse Ventura posts on IST?
you are morbidly obese
>that one zoomer going anime mode on his teacher
link
>Say every word 49 times.
You have weird ocd
ngmi
Damage your vocal cords, cigars, alcohol, screaming a lot etc should help
His most based role was in his shittiest movie
speak from your chest not your throat
Read finnish mythology
Went down the rabbit hole of this recently. There's so much that goes into it, such as how your breathing is distributed between your nose and mouth while you talk.
They recommended doing the following
1. Find a recording of hitler, or someone else you idolize talking.
2) Record yourself repeating their words at the beginning
3. Practice talking, doing their exercises, etc
4. Every week re-record yourself with the same clip.
Are there instructions or videos you've found helpful?
>sing in the car. Belt it out
I've thought about doing this. I'm usually very quiet. I can easily go days without saying anything to anyone. I'm sure I'm not the only one so atomized these days. Maybe we suffer from an atrophy of the diaphragm and vocal chords? We hardly use them, so they become weak and nasally. If we practice throwing our voices, and enunciation, in the car, maybe we can still make it.
Not necessarily THIS video, but this guy seemed the most knowledgeable to me.
%3D
>I've thought about doing this. I'm usually very quiet. I can easily go days without saying anything to anyone. I'm sure I'm not the only one so atomized these days. Maybe we suffer from an atrophy of the diaphragm and vocal chords? We hardly use them, so they become weak and nasally. If we practice throwing our voices, and enunciation, in the car, maybe we can still make it
Again, you sound fine. I'm pretty proud of my voice; I've been told I have a good voice for those morose old country songs and my parents encouraged me to try to pursue a career in radio because I'm "easy to listen to" but I had no idea where to start; I aspire to be a voice actor one day and when I can afford it I would like to try it as a hobby. For now I'm happy singing in the car and reading books to my neices.
reading some ER lines just for shits and giggles
https://vocaroo.com/190LwjpfKQJn
https://voca.ro/19x8pUC6vQeI
thanks mate, also you have a nice voice
the way someone sounds has a pretty decent effect on how they are perceived
>You have a nice voice (for a israelite)
kek
no way gay
Thanks, bud. I forgot to type ''r8''. Pulled digits tho, so I don't complain
you sound so fricking cute
You unironically remind me of Kim from Disco Elysium for some reason
Read out loud, enunciate every syllable. When you start to slip into your normal lazy rhythm of pronunciation stop. Repeat every day. Just practicing proper diction repeatedly and not allowing yourself to slip in lazy nasally speech will make almost any voice sound better. It also sounds a lot more natrual that just putting on a deep 'just breathe from the diaphragm' voice.
Morgan Freeman states this is part of it for him. And you can actually hear it. He also mentions others regarded for their voice like James Earl Jones that fall in line with what he did.
Get a nosejob. My voice was nasally as hell until I got a better nose and now my voice changed to being normal too
a nosejob or just a septoplasty?
peeeeeeeeeettaaaaaaah
https://voca.ro/16rmOhMZZwN1
the ancient greeks used to scream to the sea so maybe screaming in your pillow for 5 minutes a day could have a positive effect
I've been doing this for years. Didin't know it was good for your voice.
https://voca.ro/1hW7mpnTxXnq
How would you guys help me.
Stop saying "umm, uhhh, like uhh"
More confidence needed. You seem very unsure of yourself.
Smoke a black and mild cigar every day. You’ll sound like rusty nail soon.
Why does my voice always sound super deep and cool after I wake up and right after I coom?
Charles dance voicemogs him
Steroids
My voice went quite deep when I started taking a lot of steroids
https://voca.ro/1KTkVCC84ARu
Do I sound manly? I'm Ben Shapiro btw
https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd
Sing baritone arias
>tfw deep voice but terrible speech
https://voca.ro/1WyrA0TK1ZtA
You don't talk like a moron at all your voice is awesome. Just get rid of your accent
What accent? I'm white and never left the usa
>american presumes his accent is the default
Midwestern american accent is the default accent of the world tbh.
in Europe you can tune out german french Italian english etc accents but americans stick out like sore thumbs
I've never heard a german speak english without sounding moronic
It's the world default anon. You're designed to ignore the gobble gobble of other languages. Much like being in a loud crowded room, if someone calls you by name, you're going to hear it.
Puke
ice your balls
eat raw eggs
primal screaming and voice training
herbs like desert ginseng and indonesian longjack
https://voca.ro/1bNRAItO84mf
ignore everyone telling you to get surgery or some shit. you sound very timid which is something that can be fixed by lifestyle choices rather than some frickery. Make some fitness goals and work on them. If not then do literally anything else that will give you a sense of accomplishment.
https://voca.ro/1kqXE26WkEay
used to hate the sound of my voice. now i like it. eliminate vice, cultivate virtue. 5'10 201
Blast tren and HGH with 1g test for two decade until you become a bass.
No ai, you want massive estrogen levels for maximum tissue thickening.
Read poetry out loud. Try to follow the meter. I started doing it cause I just like poetry and wanted to fix a few speech impediments (r and l sounds) and I got some diction mires ever since
Holy frick, is everybody on this board an ESL?
Its 8am in the land of mutts, they're currently commuting to their wagie cagies to ensure Mr.Shekelstein hits his profit margins
speak clearly and loudly with enthusiasm. lots of people will mistake that for charisma