I'm legally obligated to tell you that I have a knife aimed at your gut. Now I suggest we do 1 of 2 things. We fight and I slice you open like a pig or you go back to your friends and I'll continue my date. Kapeesh?
lol all i can think about is why this kid whos supposed to be in highschool what the frick his hairline is doing climbing up to the top of his head lmao short ~~*guys*~~ plague hollywood
i bet he's the height of the women in the frame lmao
If you are going to say some shit to someone be looking at them so they can't sucker punch you or walk up behind you like that. And Louie asked way to aggressively then cowered.
I was bowling and the teenage kids in the lane next to me were being really loud then throwing multiple balls in a row so one passes and the next one hits the machine that resets the pins. I told them to chill out before they break some shit. They said something like "what are you gonna do?" And I said "you wanna find out" and just stared at them till they picked their stuff up and left.
I am just a burly blue collar manlet but I was fuming and I was ready to beat up a few Black person teens. I bowled like shit the rest of the night.
I'm a manlet without combat training, but this situation in specific seems to be easy enough.
The kid doesn't seem really in the spirit of starting a fight, just fricking around. So I wouldn't be nervous and would use that in my advantage to play jokes at him in a relaxed manner, calling out his own stupidity for trying some cheap ego boost in a bar that could leave him fricked up if I was someone that carried a weapon or something.
The unexpected sperginess of my demeanor would be enough to throw him off and make it awkward, maybe even get some laughs from him.
grab him by the fricking shoulders and say >hey man that wasnt very nice. also there are a lot of Black folk at this event that might not react as rationally as me so you should probably be careful and cut that out man.
>How much do you bench kid?
Then just pivot into more lifting autism. Most guys who lift like comparing PRs and current routines in my experience and we'd shoot the shit that way.
Kosh/sap/blackjacks are hood certified fight enders anon. there is a reason cops are not allowed to carry them, and in most states (including my own but yolo) they are illegal.
Lmao. Stop. 5'8 Asian, 150lbs at best. You'd get snapped in half with one punch. Asians are hilarious. Youre lucky kung-fu is such a meme. There are no asians that know how to street fight.
Posturing on the internet is a very fake and gay behavior for both of you but I just wanna pray on your downfall because you pulled the weightclass card. https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/14awgxz/bjj_guy_submits_in_street_fight/
>6’2” >210 lbs
So you’re a twig? Lmao I would knock your lanklet ass down so quick. Better yet, I’d let the gust of wind we get around these parts do it for me.
OK I'll bite, since this is my biggest fear. What are you supposed to do in this situation? How do you get out without fighting and keeping your pride as a man/ not looking like a b***h in front of your date?
I'm not a fighter, so I'd like to hear non violent options please.
Liberal men like Louis CK in picrel think they can be as smarmy in person as they are online without issue because they were raised in comfortable living conditions far removed from dangerous people. The lesson is if you’re a man any escalation can potentially lead to violence, and if you’re willing to escalate a confrontation then you need to also be willing to handle that violence
In this scenario Louis is a fat balding middle aged loser trying to assert dominance over not just one athlete but multiple. His first mistake was being a fatass making himself an easy target, his second mistake was engaging and escalating this confrontation. To fix it is to be strong as possible so you can handle yourself in these situations.
That said, there’s always a bigger fish. if 4 dudes come in being obnoxious and they are stronger than you then you can either leave , with a simple “hey let’s get out of here”, or if that’s too beta you can actually still engage with them but in a different way. The dudes are wearing lettermen jackets. Saying something like “hey you all play football at X school? What positions? No way, you look like a linebacker. You all start? You better eat some more pizza if you’re going to bulk to be able to do varsity. Bro you’re big you thinking of playing in college? How’s your season going? When I was your age…” aka just boomer shooting the shit talk. You can still in that situation be the charismatic person leading the conversation and if done correctly can even poke fun at them , but all in good fun
I think you'd have to grab him and pull him down and headbutt him at the same time
Liberal men like Louis CK in picrel think they can be as smarmy in person as they are online without issue because they were raised in comfortable living conditions far removed from dangerous people. The lesson is if you’re a man any escalation can potentially lead to violence, and if you’re willing to escalate a confrontation then you need to also be willing to handle that violence
In this scenario Louis is a fat balding middle aged loser trying to assert dominance over not just one athlete but multiple. His first mistake was being a fatass making himself an easy target, his second mistake was engaging and escalating this confrontation. To fix it is to be strong as possible so you can handle yourself in these situations.
That said, there’s always a bigger fish. if 4 dudes come in being obnoxious and they are stronger than you then you can either leave , with a simple “hey let’s get out of here”, or if that’s too beta you can actually still engage with them but in a different way. The dudes are wearing lettermen jackets. Saying something like “hey you all play football at X school? What positions? No way, you look like a linebacker. You all start? You better eat some more pizza if you’re going to bulk to be able to do varsity. Bro you’re big you thinking of playing in college? How’s your season going? When I was your age…” aka just boomer shooting the shit talk. You can still in that situation be the charismatic person leading the conversation and if done correctly can even poke fun at them , but all in good fun
Instead of telling them to quiet down A simple “oh you kids play football, man that takes me back. Believe it or not I was pretty strong back in the day. Let me guess, you’re a big guy your a linebacker” then point to other dude in that group “you got to be the punter”
All of a sudden everyone is laughing together , they are roasting their own friend, your girl is impressed by your social skills, and despite being initially in a position of vulnerability you come out on top
Liberal men like Louis CK in picrel think they can be as smarmy in person as they are online without issue because they were raised in comfortable living conditions far removed from dangerous people. The lesson is if you’re a man any escalation can potentially lead to violence, and if you’re willing to escalate a confrontation then you need to also be willing to handle that violence
In this scenario Louis is a fat balding middle aged loser trying to assert dominance over not just one athlete but multiple. His first mistake was being a fatass making himself an easy target, his second mistake was engaging and escalating this confrontation. To fix it is to be strong as possible so you can handle yourself in these situations.
That said, there’s always a bigger fish. if 4 dudes come in being obnoxious and they are stronger than you then you can either leave , with a simple “hey let’s get out of here”, or if that’s too beta you can actually still engage with them but in a different way. The dudes are wearing lettermen jackets. Saying something like “hey you all play football at X school? What positions? No way, you look like a linebacker. You all start? You better eat some more pizza if you’re going to bulk to be able to do varsity. Bro you’re big you thinking of playing in college? How’s your season going? When I was your age…” aka just boomer shooting the shit talk. You can still in that situation be the charismatic person leading the conversation and if done correctly can even poke fun at them , but all in good fun
You have never been around pathological loud group of men. Trying to appeal to them through humor is more likely to end in them telling you to shut the frick up and continuing their shtick. Life is not a movie
Lois yelling at them to be quiet is way over the top thing to do to any grown man, and I suspect most men know this and wouldn’t be stupid enough. Even a “Hey you guys are being kind of loud, would you mind being a bit quieter?” Would’ve been fine. It’s very tough for the other man to escalate as hard in the scene if you do this. Worst case you get a frick yourself old man.
Fight. Most people who can actually fight don’t bother talking shit. A well placed headbutt on will KO 90% of people. Disclaimer: I am an absolute violent moron and have no problem risking my life or freedom for stupid shit like fighting
Be the first to say something when he approaches the table and stand up to shake his hand. Tell him the last time I got my arse kicked was when three guys held me down and a fourth took a fence post to my head. Ask him if he has a fence post with him. As I’m a Norfman as soon as I start talking it works as an attitude softener as we have a reputation of being mad men. If violence is going to happen, use use extreme violence. Once people realise you are OK with taking their eye out they reevaluate quickly.
> be me > be son of a wealthy dad > go to rich college and frick rich hot chicks > decide to go harass some ugly and poor people like every Friday night > this fat old loser riles me up so I approach him > he moves his shaky hand forward and I punch him in his mouth > > "th-time.. The last thtime.. You kn-know" > go back to my b***hes to frick them in my Porsche
yeah when the kid showed him the bloody knuckles I just laughed, no one with half a brain who knows how to fight fricked up their knuckles like that, not even when punching teeth
Since I live in a free state but near Black folk (metro Atlanta) I'm always carrying when I go out. So I'd tell em "I'm sure you could hurt me up real easily, matter of fact if you attacked me, I'd probably fear for my life thinking you'd kill me, which would force me to use any means possible to defend myself"
Let them read between the lines, if not and he attacks, shoot him
I sure hope it never happens. But if I ended up in such a situation, I'd let them know they're gonna get shot without directly saying so. >quit pretending hurr durr
I actually got into a verbal altercation that nearly turned physical with a bunch of 15 - 16 year olds earlier this summer. It was dumb. They were being dumb. I called them on it. The one kid wanted to fight. The situation went on for ten minutes. And then in the end we all just walked away. What I had to realize after was that I put myself in a situation where I couldn't possibly win. If it had turned physical and I had hurt them, I would be the butthole. But if they wound up getting the better of me, then I would *really* be the butthole. So, it was dumb of me to even step into their dumb little world.
In the end, my advice is to simply avoid other human beings at all times.
I'm 5'4, 202lbs. I regularly carry a small army knife for such events. I've only had to draw it once. Was in a bar and some dickhesd cut in front of me with his girl. She looked scared but I could secretly tell she was impressed.
Case in point, don't be afraid of anything in life. Carry and only draw when you need to present dominance.
The truth is that Louis fricked up in the first place. Not surprising for a sperg that asks women to watch him jerk off, but he could have handled it in a much more civilized manner as befitting an actual adult
t. 34
>pull out bear mace I keep on me for harassing homeless people >"what does this look like?" >blast him >start yelling about how Tifa was clearly superior to Aerith mostly because of the boobs >blast his friends on the way out >"keep the change ya filthy animal!" >run off without paying my bill
Cut a rancid gasser and start waving the smell towards him and say "You smell that, buddy? That's broccoli, brussel sprouts and A LOT of protein bars. SMELL THAT AIR! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE!" Then when he starts vomiting I'd turn to the girl with my arms raised in the air and go "Yeah! Who won the lottery? I did!"
What is the lad with dirty knuckles implying?
I'm legally obligated to tell you that I have a knife aimed at your gut. Now I suggest we do 1 of 2 things. We fight and I slice you open like a pig or you go back to your friends and I'll continue my date. Kapeesh?
OH NONONONO HE ACTUALLY SAID PLEASE
Pick him up and throw him because I take Judo and Judo is superior to whatever homosexual knuckle busting that kid does.
lol all i can think about is why this kid whos supposed to be in highschool what the frick his hairline is doing climbing up to the top of his head lmao short ~~*guys*~~ plague hollywood
i bet he's the height of the women in the frame lmao
If you are going to say some shit to someone be looking at them so they can't sucker punch you or walk up behind you like that. And Louie asked way to aggressively then cowered.
I was bowling and the teenage kids in the lane next to me were being really loud then throwing multiple balls in a row so one passes and the next one hits the machine that resets the pins. I told them to chill out before they break some shit. They said something like "what are you gonna do?" And I said "you wanna find out" and just stared at them till they picked their stuff up and left.
I am just a burly blue collar manlet but I was fuming and I was ready to beat up a few Black person teens. I bowled like shit the rest of the night.
he was rude to the teenagers, he deserved to get beat
Teenager detected
I'm a manlet without combat training, but this situation in specific seems to be easy enough.
The kid doesn't seem really in the spirit of starting a fight, just fricking around. So I wouldn't be nervous and would use that in my advantage to play jokes at him in a relaxed manner, calling out his own stupidity for trying some cheap ego boost in a bar that could leave him fricked up if I was someone that carried a weapon or something.
The unexpected sperginess of my demeanor would be enough to throw him off and make it awkward, maybe even get some laughs from him.
He wants a kiss on his booboos
Better yet, how would IST handle this situation?
fall over
piss myself cry and shit a log
sue for everything i can
just slap him fairly softly
Better still, how would IST handle this situation?
>how would
I would rape him.
I'm sorry... did you just say you're gonna rape him?
grab him by the fricking shoulders and say
>hey man that wasnt very nice. also there are a lot of Black folk at this event that might not react as rationally as me so you should probably be careful and cut that out man.
This clip has convinced me to get my concealed carry license.
IST should stop bumping into people and start doing leg day
How do I aquire Ippo Black mode?
>How much do you bench kid?
Then just pivot into more lifting autism. Most guys who lift like comparing PRs and current routines in my experience and we'd shoot the shit that way.
Violence
I'm 6'2 210lbs and black. I also have conduct disorder and carry a 340pd and Texas 2 ply sap
Nobody has ever step too me in my adult life and I'm loud af
This is exclusive a small,timid white boy problem lmao
you walk around with a cosh? this homie gay as hell
Kosh/sap/blackjacks are hood certified fight enders anon. there is a reason cops are not allowed to carry them, and in most states (including my own but yolo) they are illegal.
stay gay I guess
you're soft, im 5'8 asian and wouldl woop your uppity black ass back to the cotton fields
Lmao. Stop. 5'8 Asian, 150lbs at best. You'd get snapped in half with one punch. Asians are hilarious. Youre lucky kung-fu is such a meme. There are no asians that know how to street fight.
Posturing on the internet is a very fake and gay behavior for both of you but I just wanna pray on your downfall because you pulled the weightclass card. https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/14awgxz/bjj_guy_submits_in_street_fight/
naw but it's fun to think about (laffs)
>Cotton Slave Vs Railroad Slave
Who wins?
superalloy dark shine!? is it really you
brown asian
samegay
your both caucasian
>your
While those two may very well be white, (You) are certainly not.
>6’2”
>210 lbs
So you’re a twig? Lmao I would knock your lanklet ass down so quick. Better yet, I’d let the gust of wind we get around these parts do it for me.
i would unsheath my katana, and cut him down in the street like a dog
Hmmm let me think... gosh it's been decades.
I sucker punch him in the face and steal his ed sheeran looking jacket
OK I'll bite, since this is my biggest fear. What are you supposed to do in this situation? How do you get out without fighting and keeping your pride as a man/ not looking like a b***h in front of your date?
I'm not a fighter, so I'd like to hear non violent options please.
>I'd like to hear non violent options please.
then you gotta say please to him, not to us
Liberal men like Louis CK in picrel think they can be as smarmy in person as they are online without issue because they were raised in comfortable living conditions far removed from dangerous people. The lesson is if you’re a man any escalation can potentially lead to violence, and if you’re willing to escalate a confrontation then you need to also be willing to handle that violence
In this scenario Louis is a fat balding middle aged loser trying to assert dominance over not just one athlete but multiple. His first mistake was being a fatass making himself an easy target, his second mistake was engaging and escalating this confrontation. To fix it is to be strong as possible so you can handle yourself in these situations.
That said, there’s always a bigger fish. if 4 dudes come in being obnoxious and they are stronger than you then you can either leave , with a simple “hey let’s get out of here”, or if that’s too beta you can actually still engage with them but in a different way. The dudes are wearing lettermen jackets. Saying something like “hey you all play football at X school? What positions? No way, you look like a linebacker. You all start? You better eat some more pizza if you’re going to bulk to be able to do varsity. Bro you’re big you thinking of playing in college? How’s your season going? When I was your age…” aka just boomer shooting the shit talk. You can still in that situation be the charismatic person leading the conversation and if done correctly can even poke fun at them , but all in good fun
>“hey let’s get out of here”
How do you do that when he has you blocked in and standing up is basically an agreement to fight/get pushed back down
I think you'd have to grab him and pull him down and headbutt him at the same time
>IST discovers social skills
Instead of telling them to quiet down A simple “oh you kids play football, man that takes me back. Believe it or not I was pretty strong back in the day. Let me guess, you’re a big guy your a linebacker” then point to other dude in that group “you got to be the punter”
All of a sudden everyone is laughing together , they are roasting their own friend, your girl is impressed by your social skills, and despite being initially in a position of vulnerability you come out on top
then everyone will think you're gay including the dried out hag you were trying to impress
>jestermaxxing
pass
Not jestermaxxing. It’s called banter, and is a sign of social acumen as well as being top in a social setting
Jestermaxxing would be more self depreciating
You have never been around pathological loud group of men. Trying to appeal to them through humor is more likely to end in them telling you to shut the frick up and continuing their shtick. Life is not a movie
Lois yelling at them to be quiet is way over the top thing to do to any grown man, and I suspect most men know this and wouldn’t be stupid enough. Even a “Hey you guys are being kind of loud, would you mind being a bit quieter?” Would’ve been fine. It’s very tough for the other man to escalate as hard in the scene if you do this. Worst case you get a frick yourself old man.
Fight. Most people who can actually fight don’t bother talking shit. A well placed headbutt on will KO 90% of people. Disclaimer: I am an absolute violent moron and have no problem risking my life or freedom for stupid shit like fighting
i'm a show pony not a war horse
i'm too pretty to fight.
Absolute Chad meathead
Shoot him
I just shrug and say "if you want to fight fine, I don't care, I'm not scared", 90% of guys back off after that
Be the first to say something when he approaches the table and stand up to shake his hand. Tell him the last time I got my arse kicked was when three guys held me down and a fourth took a fence post to my head. Ask him if he has a fence post with him. As I’m a Norfman as soon as I start talking it works as an attitude softener as we have a reputation of being mad men. If violence is going to happen, use use extreme violence. Once people realise you are OK with taking their eye out they reevaluate quickly.
> be me
> be son of a wealthy dad
> go to rich college and frick rich hot chicks
> decide to go harass some ugly and poor people like every Friday night
> this fat old loser riles me up so I approach him
> he moves his shaky hand forward and I punch him in his mouth
>
> "th-time.. The last thtime.. You kn-know"
> go back to my b***hes to frick them in my Porsche
You punch me in the mouth I’ll bite your fingers off. Won’t be the first time.
>didn't watch the movie
> What's toast???
Excuse me sir, I'm here on the date with the lady, could you please l-l-leave us alone? >_<
Yes, those white preppy wrestlers are always picking on people
are bloody knuckles supposed to be intimidating ?
They only get bloody if you miss your punches lmao
yeah when the kid showed him the bloody knuckles I just laughed, no one with half a brain who knows how to fight fricked up their knuckles like that, not even when punching teeth
>mfw bloody knuckles
i-im learning s-senpai
Id look at my date and say "imagine him getting BLACKED" then to the kid id say "leave me in peace or ur mother will die in her sleep tonight"
order a hot black coffee and see if he is still around by the time it gets here
Yeah? Wat are u going to do when the coffee arrives, are u going to look at him and say "is coffee good for you"
How would IST handle this situation?
Seen this at a gay bar. Guys pissing with their ass out. Other guys would spank them as they went to the stalls
why were you in the toilet of a gay bar anon?
why indeed
Since I live in a free state but near Black folk (metro Atlanta) I'm always carrying when I go out. So I'd tell em "I'm sure you could hurt me up real easily, matter of fact if you attacked me, I'd probably fear for my life thinking you'd kill me, which would force me to use any means possible to defend myself"
Let them read between the lines, if not and he attacks, shoot him
Why don't you try getting a personality that isn't cringe shit imaginings that never happen?
I sure hope it never happens. But if I ended up in such a situation, I'd let them know they're gonna get shot without directly saying so.
>quit pretending hurr durr
>t. Atlantalet
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_Kroger
By the time I'm done with him I'll be leaving the restaurant with 2 gfs
I actually got into a verbal altercation that nearly turned physical with a bunch of 15 - 16 year olds earlier this summer. It was dumb. They were being dumb. I called them on it. The one kid wanted to fight. The situation went on for ten minutes. And then in the end we all just walked away. What I had to realize after was that I put myself in a situation where I couldn't possibly win. If it had turned physical and I had hurt them, I would be the butthole. But if they wound up getting the better of me, then I would *really* be the butthole. So, it was dumb of me to even step into their dumb little world.
In the end, my advice is to simply avoid other human beings at all times.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HPu47lXZzR8&pp=ygUQQm9vbmRvY2tzIG1vbWVudA%3D%3D
I'm 5'4, 202lbs. I regularly carry a small army knife for such events. I've only had to draw it once. Was in a bar and some dickhesd cut in front of me with his girl. She looked scared but I could secretly tell she was impressed.
Case in point, don't be afraid of anything in life. Carry and only draw when you need to present dominance.
I'd smack that knife clean out of your little mittens and proceed to put you into a toddler sized headlock. Manlet
>She looked scared but I could secretly tell she was impressed
No. No she wasn't impressed.
>pulls out a knife cus someone cut him in line
u are one stupid homie
>Brandishing a weapon because your feelings got hurt
You know you can get jail time for that
From your vantage point below her how could you tell she was impressed?
>I'm 5'4, 202lbs.
>Do it or don't. But stop talking about it. Nobody is impressed, kiddo.
I would pull out my .357 magnum and make sure he never attends his senior prom
The truth is that Louis fricked up in the first place. Not surprising for a sperg that asks women to watch him jerk off, but he could have handled it in a much more civilized manner as befitting an actual adult
t. 34
>pull out bear mace I keep on me for harassing homeless people
>"what does this look like?"
>blast him
>start yelling about how Tifa was clearly superior to Aerith mostly because of the boobs
>blast his friends on the way out
>"keep the change ya filthy animal!"
>run off without paying my bill
Cut a rancid gasser and start waving the smell towards him and say "You smell that, buddy? That's broccoli, brussel sprouts and A LOT of protein bars. SMELL THAT AIR! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE!" Then when he starts vomiting I'd turn to the girl with my arms raised in the air and go "Yeah! Who won the lottery? I did!"