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I have the animal friend perk I would just give him pats
My man, it's literally 20kg of soft flesh and bones. Kick it in the head or something.
I can understand getting mauled by a bear, but you are almost 4 times heavier than some stupid pitbull.
>how can something intentionally bred for fighting bulls kill a man?
You're stupid
it COULD kill you but you'd really have to be a pussy and or clumsy
I truly want to set a dog on you to see how you do. They're not letting go and are genetically designed that way.
I've been attacked by a pitbull before and as i said, it was incredibly easy to manhandle.
Easy if you're 110kg maybe
I would bet on a 40kg guy over a 40kg pitbull any time
dogs are weaker then human pound for pound
their bite isn't even that strong
pussy ass creatures over all
But that anon is right, a pit bull is really not a mortal danger for an adult man. It can give you some nasty injuries on your hands, arms and legs if you're not careful, but you have to be extremely weak or stupid to actually get killed by one. The average guy weighs at least 3 times as much as a pit bull and can just suffocate it with his bodyweight if push comes to shove.
My grandpa once beat one of those frickers up when it attacked my younger brother as a toddler and he was well in his 60s by that time. Just kicked it a few times and it let go and fled.
> bred for fighting bulls
It's called a "bull" because it is part bulldog anon
A bulldog is a dog that fights bulls
LMAO, a bull would find a dog nothing but a nuisance at most
Look up bull baiting.
Is a gun dog a dog that fights guns?
No, those shoot bullets.
You're thinking of a dog gun. Gun dogs come out of guns. Dog guns shoot dogs out in place of bullets.
gun dogs can also be a dog that shoots bullets
Yeah but it's not as if they could kill the bull
>Noooo rocko!!!
>t. wannabe tough guys
I guarantee each and every one of you would shit yourselves if attacked by one IRL
Touch grass Black person.
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it's literally happened to me before it was not a big deal
the worst part was having to go back to the hospital 6 times for the rabies shot
pitbulls are weak and you are a coward
>calling the UPS guy a coward
This is why I leave your shit at the access point
>t. fended off hundreds of angry dogs
>My man, it's literally 20kg of soft flesh and bones
>kick IN IT'S HARDEST PART or something
You were so close...
>My man, it's literally 20kg of soft flesh and bones. Kick it in the head or something.
>I can understand getting mauled by a bear, but you are almost 4 times heavier than some stupid pitbull.
I don't think people understand this, regular adult's kicks are around 500lb, well trained front kicks can go up to 1500 pound of force, it's sounds like gunshots, 1500lb of weight dropped on any part of the human body most people not gonna stand up again, that kick touches the dog's it's bone snaps breaks send it flying.
elbow, choks, all deadly, human are highly competitive going against dogs in empty hand battle. But, knowing all that, I grew up chased by dogs so I'm scared of even a chihuahua, don't like rabies.
The problem is most adults are functionally disabled and can't even perform basic tasks like a pullup or pushup. A regular human in it's natural environemt wouldn't get killed by a pitbull obviously
You're not going to be able to get a good kick in when he's latched onto your other leg. MAYBE you get the first one before he latches, if you don't hesitate and react quickly, but no way you'll have time to reset for another solid kick before the second one is on you.
Aww Daisy don bite. She a good gal !
It wouldnt, youre fricked
pitbulls are pussies
my dog got attacked by one when I was a tubby 16yo gamerslime and I manhadled that that b***h with ease
it's only 40kg you can just pick that fricker up and chuck it
I have no idea why they have this mythical killer machine status on the internet but you guys gotta find your balls goddam
It's generally women and children getting mauled. You'd be surprised how resigned to their fate women can be when something physical happens.
I know that but they guys on here don't have the excuse of being physically inferior, they're just b***h-made.
People never take on the aggressor status.
So the animal just latches on to a limb and pulls until it degloves the skin then moves on to a new limb or the face.
Taking one on if you've got the balls is not hard.
Two or more and it starts to get complicated.
I guess it's like with police dogs, they are fairly effective cause most people just panic and flop around on the ground, but when the guy actually decides to fight back there js like a 90% fatality rate for the dog.
It's true. That's why they're pack hunters.
How do you fight back without sacrificing your arms? Is kicking them effective? They seem so unhinged when they attack that I doubt a kick would deter them
when it attacked my dog it would not let go so I reached into its mouth and squeezed its upper jaw as hard as I could I could feel its teeth snapping off into my hand and it yelped and let go then immidiately bit my wrist but I just yanked it out of its mouth
when it tried going for my do again I just picked it up
if a dog was charging you a well timed *hard* soccer kick to the neck/head would be enough to stun it and greatly swing the momentum of engagement into your favor, possibly even deterring it completely
>police dogs
Yeah people don’t fight because the cops will literally shoot you instantly if you so much as pet it. Of course the leading cause of police dog death is also police officers so…
>grab it
>pin down with your body weight
>strangle or snap it while looking in the eyes of it's "owner"
*you may have sacrifice a limb or two
They have almost no necks and while you are trying that, the 2nd one is devouring your neck or balls. You pick.
There's only one pitbull in that photo you tard
>grab it
>swing around to hit the others and the ground/walls
But seriously, if there's more than one, it becomes quite tricky. Probably decent kicking power is the key, and staying on legs.
Also rocks/sticks. And ability to climb onto something fast.
>Probably decent kicking power is the key
That's why you shouldn't skip leg day
I don't.
It makes me happy and keeps me busy, that's all I care about
I am a barbell lifter, so of course I have my trusty 20kg 2.2m Olympic barbell with me at all times.
I think me and my barbell will be fine.
It can't dodge so steeltoe it's face
Just choke it. Dogs are easily sent to lala-land with a RNC or similar.
And the meme about stuicking a finger up their butt actually works, there's a webm floating around somewhere. Or take a stick and knock em out.
>holding the dog overhead while shitbull snacks on your legs
It's not a baby, ffs.
Yeah it wouldn't. An absolute gangster of a grappler who's willing to bleed profusely and sacrifice an arm and stay focused through pain might be able to immobilize and even choke out one angry pitbull. Maybe. Not reliably, not consistently, but it can be done. I know because i'm 5'8 and 170 lbs shredded and I've fostered a dozen mid size dogs, two were pitties, who I could Jiujitsu the crap out of when they weren't trying to bite hard. A dude with some weight and power and toughness on me might be able to do it against a fully resisting pittie. Again, it's a maybe.
Two? Not fricking happening and there isn't a strike you can throw that'll hurt even one of them badly enough to end the fight.
If I lived in the Black persontowns where people own these murderbot Black persondogs I would never go anywhere unarmed.
They weigh like 45 lbs. You need to match its level of aggression (which is through the fricking roof).
I hate these dogs so much. All the “it’s how you raise them” blank slate theory tards are getting them in my neighbourhood, walking them on flimsy extension leads and getting all close to me. I might have to start carrying a pocket-knife on me because of them, and I hate having shit in my pockets when I go walking. If one ever goes for me I will use my autism rage to beat the shit out of its owner.
We're thankfully getting some traction on sanity that these breeds are not suitable for anything (other than illegal dog fighting) and they should go the way of the dodo.
Too many people killed.
>but they never did anything like that before!
It's like these morons expect the animal to slowly escalate it's bad behavior or write a series of letters warning of their declining mental state.
>how would lifting and/or cardio save you in this situation?
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I don't need either.
>let hin have my fist and shove it deep in his throat
>starts gagging and choking
>keep pushing till it chokes and dies
Don't know about other one, maybe would leg him munch on my leg till I frick up one. Once my arms are free would either do the same, gauge it's eyes or if I can grab front or back legs then spread them to the sides so they break.
I would need medical attention for sure, but I wouldn't die to a dog.
Incel trait: Being afraid of dogs.
>shitbull
Try dealing with shepherd dogs that are twice as big as pits and are protecting their flock...
t. IST
They're big puppies, you just have to stay the frick away from the flock.
And even then, they won't immediately attack, you'll have time to get the frick away.
Usually yes but some are more feral than others, this one was got very close to actually biting me.
I slam the thing into the ground, with my body weight and keep smashing its head until it stops breathing/cracks like an egg. It might put some holes in my arm, but it won't be able to save itself. Dog claws are blunt and, at best, would give surface level scratches that I wouldn't even notice until 15 minutes after its dead. Less than that if i'm wearing long sleeves.
If I'm wearing a sweater it probably won't even puncture it, just bruise the shit out of my arm.
A pitbull could, hypothetically, be a deadly threat to a small woman or animal, a full grown fit man could kill it barehanded in less than 3 minutes.
What about two (2) pitbulls? There are 2 (two) pitbulls in OP's pic.
he'd do the same thing while the other watched and did nothing lmao
It's the same (one) pitbull, anon. Just different frame of photo.
>Lift my CCW
>Cardio 2 rounds into this Black person dogs face
Pick it up by hits back legs and smash it's head against the ground
just grapple the dog and elbow its skull until it caves in , hopefully without taking too much bite damage yourself
You ever notice all the people dying from these are women, children or tiny men
do a backflip over them and jump on the fence and then go tom raider on them
Lie on top of it and choke it out. Cant really bite you once you have an arm wrapped around its neck. I dont know about kicking, I have seen a similar type of sog get kicked right in the face with work boots (guy was untrained but still), the guy fell over and the dog didnt lose consciousness and just kept running. As other people have said they weigh like 30kg if theyre really big, so overpowering one isnt really hard. But once there are more of them it gets really tricky, nature has given them all the tools to gang up on 500kg animals so I dont see how a single person really has an advantage at that point anymore.
I've been watching some pitbull attack videos. Nearly every time I see one, I am astounded that people seem to do nothing as the dog is mutilating them and ripping their face off. I don't understand what these imbeciles are thinking - they're doing nothing while they're being mauled to the point of crippling lifetime injuries or even death by a fricking dog. Why are they not fighting back, at all? Even grown men. They just sit there, put their hands up, and don't even try.
Just beat the shit out of it. You should be two or three times the weight and size of the animal. Throw your weight around to try and get the dog on its back. Gouge its eyes out, rip off its ear, stomp on its throat, punch it in the testicles, strangle it to death, just fricking ape out and kill that mutt. Why do these people just sit there like complete morons? Do normies have any survival instincts? Do they like animals too much or something? Do they think the dog will give up?
It's just stupid. As long as you actively try to kill it before it mutilates you, you will be fine. If you're a dog loving normie that lays on your back and lets it eat your face off then it's over.
it's crazier too because when you see the rare video of someone getting out of a fight with the little shitheads it's because they kicked the fricking thing in the head and sent it screaming.
pit bulls are the moron cowards of the dog world.
This is why I have my CCW. If a dog is coming at me and Im sensing hostility I just whip it out and send the doggie to heaven. If that bothers you blame the dog's owner for being horrible leaders.
kick in the head
Even if you can fight the lil homie it's not worth the injuries and risk of death bro.
You don't need cardio when you have one of these.
You would fight, and win.
Lift my gun and pump it full of lead,
then contemplate on all the toddlers i have saved