Machines make a "Bing Bing Wahoo" noise at the top of each rep
Floor mats all have multi-colored puzzle piece design
Free tendies and milkies after every workout
Unfinished and clearly visible backrooms with several radiators that each have bloody handcuffs attached to them. There is a timer overhead that is counting down for an event that will happen several months from now.
Entry price is free for autists, but $35 a day for their handlers.
>floors are made out of colorful puzzle piece mats like a kindergarten classroom >dumbbells and pl8s are all made out of LEGO but are perfectly weighed down to the milligram >no women allowed on property except mothers giving members rides >every exercise must be done with PERFECT form or you get kicked out >screaming is encouraged >cosplay is encouraged, there is a weekly cosplay lifting contest >motivational posters on the walls with dinosaurs, 40k characters, anime characters, Zyzz, etc >every song played on the speakers must be in Japanese >Planet Fitness style breakfasts once a month with dinosaur chicken nuggets and choccy protein shakes instead of bagels and goyslop >manlet pit is filled with fidget spinners so they can stim
Only big open floor big barbells and plates everywhere
Plates are the colored olympic ones
Compound movements + oly lifts promoted
No machines
Screaming allowed
Slamming and dropping weights allowed
Everybody should be allowed to scream like a retard.
women shouldnt be allowed to enter
No one is allowed to wear clothes
Machines make a "Bing Bing Wahoo" noise at the top of each rep
Floor mats all have multi-colored puzzle piece design
Free tendies and milkies after every workout
Unfinished and clearly visible backrooms with several radiators that each have bloody handcuffs attached to them. There is a timer overhead that is counting down for an event that will happen several months from now.
Entry price is free for autists, but $35 a day for their handlers.
home gym.
It would be isolated into pods like this so the autists dont have to interact with other people.
>floors are made out of colorful puzzle piece mats like a kindergarten classroom
>dumbbells and pl8s are all made out of LEGO but are perfectly weighed down to the milligram
>no women allowed on property except mothers giving members rides
>every exercise must be done with PERFECT form or you get kicked out
>screaming is encouraged
>cosplay is encouraged, there is a weekly cosplay lifting contest
>motivational posters on the walls with dinosaurs, 40k characters, anime characters, Zyzz, etc
>every song played on the speakers must be in Japanese
>Planet Fitness style breakfasts once a month with dinosaur chicken nuggets and choccy protein shakes instead of bagels and goyslop
>manlet pit is filled with fidget spinners so they can stim
I would go to that gym
>every song played on the speakers must be in Japanese
Hahaha why is this so accurate?
Yes. And I would set up a live stream for all of your viewing pleasure.
Only big open floor big barbells and plates everywhere
Plates are the colored olympic ones
Compound movements + oly lifts promoted
No machines
Screaming allowed
Slamming and dropping weights allowed
Eye contact lunk alarm
no mirrors
then youll be pissing off the ocd autist who has to maintain perfect symmetrical form at all times
>can't stare into own eyes between sets
>can't obsessively check form every rep
No mirrors would be a fatty gym thing
bunch of lifting pods with only a power rack, barbell, dumbbell handles , bench and a bunch of plates