How would you fix them?

Time to play lifecoach, IST.
Choose from one of these four outcasts
>Elliot Rodgers
>Chris-chan
>Boogie
>Wings
And elaborate how you would set them on the right track before their eventually implosion.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elliot
    >have him lift to kill the 3 others with his bare hands

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how would you fix them
    Bullet to the head

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would push wings down a flight of stairs i did this to fat women in middle school

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris had sex with a hooker and still became a desperate chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chris had sex with a hooker
      His mom wasn't a hooker

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All Elliot needed was just one friend that would get him out there’s breaks my heart.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't know
    >Chris-chan is already living his best life, tbh
    >Boogie gets a real job
    >Wings' life is never going to get better. Seriously Wings second chance at life might happen when he has a heart attack and almost dies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      newfag, fuck off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chris-chan is already living his best life, tbh
      But he never got his boyfriend free gf.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He just doesn't appreciate what he has
        >thousands of fans
        >never have to work
        >fucked his mom, arguably every neets dream
        >lives in fantasy world where everything is perfect

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He'll be sent to prison anyway, where none of that, besides the never having to work thing will no longer be a reality. The upside might be that absolutely nobody would want to be near him so his safety's probably guaranteed.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boogie/Wings: lose weight, get jobs and stop playing videogames forever.

    Top two spergs? Way harder. Chris think I'd just kill. Dude had real issues which needed to be corrected early I mean didnt he rape his mom wtf

    Elliot, buy him some pussy. Kid needs to focus on himself and not women and I'd take that shit of a pedastol. Also cut him off, take his car sell all his shit. He needs to know he's not supreme gentleman prince perfect charming at the centre of some cosmic conspiracy, hes a small dickd ugly unemployed autotistic manlet who relies of his rich mommy and daddy. Get him a job that he needs, make him poor, go gym, be normal. Break him down, build him up Maybe join some nerd social club for gunger games or whatever the fuk and he could be king

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      autotistic

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Elliot Rodgers
    Be his wingman, take him out to a club and get him laid.

    >Chris-chan
    Admit him to a mental ward.

    >Boogie
    Take his money away and spend it all on a home gym, turn his youtube channel into a body transformation vlog, and force him to lift and track calories (at gunpoint behind the camera)

    >Wings
    I don't know who this is. He plays videogames right? Take his xbox away, every pound of fat he loses is a few hours of game time he gets. Force him to lift and track calories like Boogie, but since he's not as rich, I guess a barbell, a bench and a squat rack will have to do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know who this is. He plays videogames right?
      Essentially. Wings is a guy who's only watched because he constantly has breakdowns on stream due to how much he hates his life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds about right, I vaguely remember Metokur talking about him at some point when I used to watch his shit.

        I just checked Boogie's channel and it's a complete joke. You can see how desperate he is to try and stay relevant.

        I watched a couple of his vids way back, before he got his teeth fixed or anything. He just milked cash out of his followers and has made no real effort to change his lifestyle, because why would you when youtube paypigs will cover what medical insurance wont?

        The dude is a piece of shit, and the worst kind. The kind that will pretend to be as nice and inspirational as can be, while shamelessly taking advantage of peoples' good will.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just checked Boogie's channel and it's a complete joke. You can see how desperate he is to try and stay relevant.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Elliot Rodgers
    leave him locked in a shed with nothing to do and only water/white bread to eat for 72 hours. Complete mental and dopamine wipe, leave him in a shack in the mountains until he's ready to be grateful for life and all of his advantages
    >Chris-chan
    No fixing this
    >Boogie
    Beat the shit out of him, throw out all of his food, feed him vitamins and carnation breakfast 3 times a day.
    >Wings
    Same thing with boogie but get him to stop being such a fucking pussy by introducing him to the gym and destroying all of his gaming shit

    Overall I would choose elliot, he probably has the best chance of making it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eliot Rodger was good looking enough that he literally could have just learned to play guitar and he would have gotten laid. But instead he just bitched and whined

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same guy but want to mention the others
      >Chris Chan
      Chris would be better off taken to a legit mental hospital, like well over a decade ago. Preferably hundreds of miles away from family and such.
      >Boogie
      Stop him from being so internet obsessed. Honestly I intentionally ignore this guy cause I just don’t care about him at all. Also strict exercise/ weight loss regimen.
      >Wings
      A lot of the same shit as boogie, but also he needs new hobbies outside of gaming. He takes it way too seriously for someone so shit, and hopefully his addictive personality would be subdued by the discipline used for exercise

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they don't want to change

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boogie:
    >lure him with a peanut butter cup into a large hole in the ground (like a well) with rock climbable walls on the edges and a trampoline with pillows at the bottom
    >each day lower him several baskets of fruit and nothing else
    >he can't leave until he is able to climb up the rocks out of the well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'll just break the climbable walls and trampoline with his weight.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you fix them?
    Bombs.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elliot
    just be the friend he needed

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