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Is it possible?
Neck hangs x F should get him lean by then
bro would break the rope
This is cheating, but immediate fat removal surgery to shed the first 100 or so pounds - recovery time about 1 months - this will let him move a lot more easily.
Then meth and all the anabolics in the world with some HGH. 4 hour workouts every day for 2 months and on the last day, a surgery to fix all the loose skin
Based methhead bros
speed helped me get into the best shape of my life, for real
started at 103 kilos, after 5 months of binging speed and eating a few times a week i was down to 80 kilos, way stronger and confident for the first time maybe ever
best thing i ever did was be a speed addict for 5 months
Molly unironically made me reach 15% bodyfat for the first time with 0 effort plus getting me high in the process. Think I'll hit it again to reach 13%. You have zero hunger, your body temperature goes up (thus burning fat) and you have 3x more energy than when you're a good day.
It's a petty that it's neurotoxic so it fries your brain.
You shouldn't be taking this stuff more than once every 3 months. There aren't very many drugs that can permanently shave 20+IQ points off, but mdma is one of them. MDMA is unironically a harder drug than either meth, heroin or pcp.
>fat removal surgery
brother this ain't a thing. Lipo has a max of about 5 lbs before it's life threating. This fat fuck ain't getting ripped
I need but 3 minutes. Rip his belly open with a hedge trimmer.
I wish I could eat like that.
I wish I let myself go and chowed down mountains of food
But I can't. I just fasted and became skinny...now I loved the deprived skinnoid life, only eating until satisfied. Never gorging like an unchained beast
Same except I dont wish I could eat like that. I enjoy the feeling of hunger. I dont run from it, I embrace it. My disdain for gluttons and fat fucks can not be adequately expressed through the English language
I'm not afraid of hunger but man it's so great to chow down like a king and conquer mountains of food, it makes you feel like a man
Shame it makes you look like a tubby bitch though.
im a fatty at heart and the feeling of scarfing down food is one of the best feels that I crave every day
Its like being an alcoholic man its fuckign aids
Yup. And it will never go away. You'll always just be craving that one last scarf
Just one more meal...
DNPbros, is 5 grams of DNP everyday going to kill him?
starve him by only giving him coffee and vegetables to sustain him while making him go through severe sleep deprivation and making him do cardio in the sun and also making him stand still for around 4 hours a day
Tell him to eat a bullet.
Lock him in a concrete room in an anti suicide smock and a NFL guardian cap. He would have a toilet and a bed, room is kept a comfy 72 degrees.
He is given a gallon container which is filled with snake juice up to 3 times a day through a comically large hamster cage like feeder.
Once a day, randomly, a buzzer goes off. The walls of the room pull up where spectators can watch him run to a giant hamster wheel, which he needs to run on to get a hour of television access (episodes of 600lb life).
At the end of the day, he gets a 15 second phone call with anyone of his choosing. Then it's lights off. Repeat for 89 more days.
A machete and ungodly amounts of DNP
not possible, too far gone would take years
Even if he ate nothing during those 3 months, his BF% would still be way too high. Hell, even if you set aside BF and only cared about building muscle, he wouldn't get very far in only 3 months. Probably would take at least a year or two for bear body.
>Microdose DMAA and caffeine everyday
>Clen and TRT
>Feed him only chicken breast and 2 kiwis worth of 1200 calories
>Supplement with all the neccesary vitamins
>Weight lifting, walking
This is the only way he can lose the maximum amount of weight but still be alive probably.
The guy is a sociopath. If he thought a fitness jouyney of weight loss and bodybuilding would get him more views and money than pandering to fat fetishists, then he'd be more ripped than IST in less than two years. It would be easy for him.
lots of drugs
i am not a pharmacist nor an american so i don't know enough about drugs to say which ones
but i believe in drugs
You've really don't have many options for weight loss drugs that actually work. Stimulants and appetite suppressors can be addictive and put a lot of stress on your body, especially if you go all out with speed or meth instead of just caffeine or adderall. Other than that the only tried and true drug is DNP, which can cook you alive from the inside with no treatment or cure if you fuck it up.
>can be addictive and put a lot of stress on your body
even smoking is a good way to lose weight i am sure meth or more obscure stimulants work very well
he deserves to die anyway it would be more fun to watch him boil alive from drugs
certainly better than watching him rot from obesity until he is immobile and has bed sores and fungal growths
It is about 300lbs overweight. That is about 1 million calories. That works out to about -11k calories deficit per day. So even if it was actually doing Tour'De France efforts, it would not achieve a 300lbs loss.
100 is a stretch goal for it.
Lock him in a room and give electrolytes and water.
I would have him do the Appalachian trail.
Lock him in a room with nothing but fresh water and an endless supply of speed. Livestream the entire encounter and tell him more people are watching than ever.
fasting + dnp + very light exercise + amphetamines + test + equipoise + cardarine
try and make a better stack than that
Don't forget heart attack within the first month, or first week if you're a vaxie.
thats why I said very light exercise
as long as he gets sleep regularely then my stack has 0 chance of killing him
Dunk in ice water 3x per day.
1 multivitamin and 2 protein shakes a day
workout the last month
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