Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fricking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fricking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the frick you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fricking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fricked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future.
Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Slavic Gay Rapist
im not slavic gay or a rapist but i have that hair cut
>Im not slavic gay
ah, I see - so you are a regular gay
buzz, two weeks later
Ep1 obi wan kenobi
Came to say this.
Mogged by Jesus Kenobi
beat me to it
hell yeah
>I havent had sex in 5 years
this
It's not a haircut is just a length.
Probably a 5.
Its called Army was a mistake
npc_male_1
The incel dyel coper
"The Reaper is coming"
Bald within 2 years
it looks like diffuse thinning.
ESL
bruh its low-key called cringe ngl bruuuh
Literally just got my wife to give me this hair cut. I'm 30 years old and I just can't be bothered to mintain some shit like any more.
that is a buzzcut grown out. That style of hair is common to Asians and Mexicans, grows out instead of down. Looks like 2 on sides maybe a 4 on top
>grows out instead of down
I hate this.
I have it too, it sucks. At least for the top you can wear a hat and it helps soften it but the sides are tough
>JUST
DELET
The guy,he is just there.
That's literally me wtf wtf wtf how do I change this??!!!!
Carry a bunch of mints around and offer them to people. Become the Mint Man.
Like the plant or the sweet? The plant smells nice too.
What about doublemint dave
It a good thing Anon. It makes you the "grey man". Add a Casio F-91W and you're there.
Is that a watch or a calculator? I have both btw.
Am currently wearing grey shirt, shoes and f91w. Can confirm
You are also currently on the toilet
I take shitposting seriously
Me too
Based toilet Anons
F-92W gang, represent.
me when I was 18 and still in my awkward phase lmao
Best pack if you want to live as a ghost
True, i am like this and my dorm roommates kinda forgot my existence.
Me but with better haircut and clothing style.
frick social anxiety
how do I acquire one of these robotic gates?
I have a robotic gate. You put the code in and it opens right up.
High and tight.
it's called not cutting your hair in 2 months after shaving your head
Unmaintained buzzzcut
Cut/fade the sides and it will look better
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fricking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fricking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the frick you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fricking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fricked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future.
Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Nae getting those digits now, rent boy
based
choose 9/11 never happened and if it did it was the israelites
construction worker
the norwood 1.
Porcupine.
scottish heroin addict