Humiliation ritual if I'm honest

Humiliation ritual if I'm honest

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a trainer at one of their clubs, can confirm. Horribly run corporate gym. My manager is cool, coworkers are cool, but 24 is a satanic cult

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I just called a 24 hour fitness to b***h about one of their members. I was fishing the lake next to them and this goofy b***h was filming me, then parked behind me when I got in my car to leave and filmed my plate and wouldn’t let me out until I honked. I went to follow her home but then thought it would be funnier to take it out on the receptionist lmao. If it happens again I’m gonna follow her home and fish whatever water is nearest her house

      I used to go to 24hr before I built my home gym. I remember I tried to get a job at one before I left and the assistant manager loved me was all on board for me to start, introduced me to the GM who was a 5’ tren monkey (easily 250lbs at that height shredded). Came back week later exactly when they told me to, the GM is trying to chat up the receptionists half his age and starts yelling at me tells me I’m in the way and to frick off and hell lmk when to come back. Got a call later that day from the assistant manager asking why I no showed, told him what happened he apologized. Rescheduled for the next day. Same shit happened.
      >dude…why are you here
      >Jake asked me t—
      >DUDE…. I JUST FRICKING TOLD YOU ILL TELL YOU WHEN I WANT TO SEE YOU HERE blah blah blah
      So I left and got a different job elsewhere same day, and a week later assistant manager calls me says my uniform is in asks me to come in says I can start that day
      >HAHAHA
      >What? What’s funny anon?
      >Bro it’s not exactly you but I’m not working at a place like this Alex is a fricking homosexual and you guys have piss poor communication with each other
      3 weeks later
      >down gallon of coffee
      >go burn out super high reps on everything until sick
      >puke all over everything floor weights walk around the floor of the trash
      >walk up to the GM, Alex
      >Hey I just puked all over your gym go clean it up b***h
      >dude can’t even get words out while I leave
      >never go back, find out from buddy that GM was fired

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TL;DR

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based if true
        I work at youfit and my manager is trash too. The guy doesn’t even lift that much he’s fat as shit and tells everyone he’s going for the dad bod aesthetic. He may occasionally hit some shoulder press throughout the day at most. He’s been my manager for like 3 years and hasn’t changed at all.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >humiliation ritual
    Can zoomers just learn what words mean and stop saying them in whatever context they want?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like cargo cult gaslighting to me, cuh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      recognizing that corporate gyms are loosh hamster wheels, expensive ones often, and lead to zero gainz ever deems an apt use of the term

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a whole lot of nonsense, a gym is a gym bro it either has the equipment you want or it doesn’t. I don’t go anymore but I used to go to a 24 and they had squat racks and deadlift platforms and benches and everything else you would need. Nothing else matters.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed?

          Why are your people hellbent on pretending otherwise?

          I'm there for sprints and chin ups.

          Too tired as always for this crap.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A humiliation ritual is something you're forced to go through to humiliate you. No one is making you join a corporate gym you gay moron. Again, learn what words mean, (You) in particular you brown.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Humiliation ritual

    In what way? Nvm, stfu 24 fitness is the best thing to happen to fitness since it opened.

    DYEL scum.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >walk in at 430 am
      >every bench occupied
      >every rack occupied
      >line for each
      Wow based

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else get away with scamming them for life?

    When they opened up a bunch of gyms in the mid-late 2000s, if you paid $300 upfront as a founding member, you would then pay $49 a year for an indefinite period of time. Their legal contract team fricked up so bad they never stipulated how long the contract term was for $49/year, so it ended up being for life, literally. They tried to increase rates, got sued, lost. $49 a year for life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk but my club is only ten dollars per month anyway. The equipment's good, but the crowd at peak time is sometimes crazy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go bathe in their blood then or whatever you people do.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it brah.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Me neither.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pretend time can only last so long right guys?

              It's impossible for this to truly get to me when I have next to no respect for you people. This isn't clever its just irritating.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. You're humiliating yourselves.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one in my neighborhood closed down during covid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fricking serious? I'm more than willing to take those idiots to court for invading my privacy.

      Sorry I didn't know they had a patent on keeping yourself in shape.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your faults for invading my PRIVACY. A lot of this was personal.

    No case. No scare. No nothing. Frickung buttholes. You created your own problems.

    Deal with it by the book or go to hell.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woops forgot my headphones.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Planet fitness is worse

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At the very least could you people quit pretending that I'm supposed to be so desperate and miserable when in reality I should have my own private islands by now? Thanks.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HIIT training is a better word for it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish normies (including normie adjacents) never learned this phrase "humiliation ritual"
    also "psyop"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normies took my le secret word noooo
      cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And “NPC” and “tren” and “POV” and literally everything.
      >Everything’s a humiliation ritual
      >everyone’s an NPC
      >Tren is an umbrella term for all steorids every steroid is tren
      >everything is a psyop
      >every video is “POV: [nothing related to a POV]
      The only thing I’m glad went mainstream is the incel lookism crap because some of these morons unironically do things like bonemash.

      A lot of it is annoying, like mewing being known. But it’s funny still. I clench my teeth and jaw a lot, idk feels good I guess also wanna have crazy jaw muscles and test bite strength soon. Been doing it for 9 years my jaw muscles have grown huge and dense even have a new tooth. Because of this though normies claim to be calling me out for mewing and all I can do is say “what is that”. Other than that it’s hysterical that these morons do this crap. Also I think it’s benefits to society that porn is starting to be seen as bad, since it is.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually think they are going out of business soon. I live in a major metropolitan area and the gyms here just cut their hours. Not only that, they cant seem to keep up maintenance on any of their equipment. Machines will be broken for monthsTalking to some folks at the front desk, they can. Same with their pools and saunas. It looks like they cant afford to keep the lights on and are desperate for some cash up front. Fricking sucks. I worked for them when I was in college, one of the best jobs I ever had.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *