Hunter gatherer eyesight fitness test

If you don't see what's in the picture then you won't survive to pass on your genes... Can you see it?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is a leopard. I drank 2L of wine 5 minutes ago too.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That leopard blends in pretty well. Of course IRL is different than a photo.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m shitting bricks right now

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is a moron inside this hole.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed the hole and thought there might only be a snake or a scorpion in there. I guess it is true, modern man has become weak and soft, I would never be vigilant to this threat.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't expect it to be so hard to spot, took me a long time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I commented that because I thought the picture was bait and I wanted other anons to waste time but now I see it, god damn it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Me again for the third time, I was joking again, there's nothing in the picture ;*~~

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit I don't see it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Left of the tree just above where the shadow begins

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ha. Took a while for me too. I'd notice it if it lunged though I think, not that it probably would, I'm pretty big.
    Big predators don't generally attack other big predators unless they're starving, too much risk, and it doesn't appear to be winter in that picture

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone would've posted a picture with the animal circled if it existed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zQnQa1u.jpg

      there's only dirt in that picture
      don't pretend that there are leopards and hyenas and shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah
        it's even smiling

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well i'll be

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        still don't see it tbh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Had to google the pic to find it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's 2 animals
            The one that's here and another in the top right corner half cut off

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        FUAAARK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/cdUAZBn.jpg

        Had to google the pic to find it

        That tree is either gigantic or the leopard is just a smol puppy.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >looking at pic on a phone 16 inches from your face

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK it was right in front of me

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was an iguana, I'd be dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek I thought it was this at first, then I thought I was being memed, then I finally saw it. pretty grim

      although in real life I think I'd have a better chance than a pixelated jpeg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely. You would actually see the fur, the shiny eyes, the subtle movements, not just 3 dirt colored pixels in an oversaturated photo.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's only dirt in that picture
    don't pretend that there are leopards and hyenas and shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Snake... why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with Cipher. A group above nations... even the US. And I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero's power. They came after you in Cyprus... then Afghanistan... Cipher... just keeps growing. Swallowing everything in it's path. Getting bigger and bigger... Who knows how big now? Boss. I'm gonna make 'em give back our past... take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a leopard. Pretty sure people have killed those with their bare hands before.
    If I was a hunter gatherer then that's a free meal right there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking try it fatty. Leopards strong as fuck, they haul their dead prey in it's jaws while climbing trees. Absolutely ferocious beasts, plus they surprise attack you from behind or lunge at you from trees. You would not even see it coming because they hunt almost excludively during night time. Once it gets it's claws on you, you are a goner, and even if it let you go you would be absolutely mauled and incapacitated. You have absolutely 0% at succeeding. It's like going against somebody with a suppressed ar15, nods and ir illuminator in a pitch black night

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's mixing up leopards and cheetahs. Cheetahs are very light and a large man could realistically overpower one, they're also not that aggressive since if they get injured they starve to death.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leopards are rarely stupid enough to attack humans

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They sometimes hunt humans dumbass, it's literally the only big cat that has no problems with having humans on it's menu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You explained yourself why this leopard isnt a threat. It's sitting out in the open, during daylight. It isn't hunting the photographer. If it was threatened by the photographer, it would have scarpered out of sight long before the photographer got close enough to see it. If it was hunting the photographer, it wouldn't be laying curled up in the shade chilling out.
        Big cats get scared off by throwing rocks at them.

        Video related. Cougar stalks a hiker for 6 minutes, lunging at him multiple times, and as soon as the hiker stops panicking for long enough to pick up a rock and throw it, the thing fucks off.
        Apes that can magically punch you from 50 feet away > sharp claws

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You really need to get over this "animals r so dangerous, humans so weak" shtick.

        IRL pic related managed to kill 100 lions in a single day.

        Animals fear us for a reason.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          take away his armor, shield and sword and i guarantee you that joaquin phoenix would have been cat food

          the whole story is likely bullshit anyways...

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit there actually is one lol. the scale threw me off I was looking for something bigger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same, it's way farther than I thought anything would be

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Irl isn't low resolution

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ofug there is actually a big cat i thought it was a meme

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3 snakes and 1 iguana EASY

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn, it's actually a pretty little fucker

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I pet the cat

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its a leopard in the shadowy dirt just to the left of the tree, hiding behind the rocks in the shadow above the pile of dirt in the tree.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    snake there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's s branch. Sneak is the black wavy line next to the branch

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Found him$l

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing I don't need to look at low resolution photos of the world. As I moved to this position I would have a 3d scan of the environment, I would easily notice that the cat is not rocks at 5x this distance.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watching everyone cope when I found it the second time I scanned the image left to right, right to left

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah i see that son of a bitch
    fuck trees man a tree killed my grandpa
    walked right up to him in korea and slit his throat and chittered away

    fuck trees

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kept looking for the distinct pattern of a crouching cat looking directly at the camera and never found it, only to discover that the thing is trying to fucking sleep and isn't paying attention to the photographer

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty picture of dirt with a big cat laying in it
    eh
    tool me a while but I live in a place where frozen and covered in snow half the year
    >get on my level you fucking southern fairies

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's snakes on the ground dum dums.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my man i was looking for a snake or some shit
    im aboriginal nobody within 100,000 years of me has ever had to spot a fucking leopard

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see the happy merchant

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You got some toxic waste glowing shot on the top middle that's about to give you a 4th nut

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MY HUNTER GATHERER EYE SIGHT IS MEANT TO SEE HIGH QUALITY IMAGES

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trained to only spot threats.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Next up, can you see the threat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. A storm is brewing, they should get home as soon as possible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they got antivenom to that poor woman in time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes getting married and having a child

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Awe, that good boy looks like my chessie/lab mix.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna wear some futuristic flexible armor and just sit in a pit of venomous snakes

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you find the threat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the leopard nose between those two middle rocks?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bit to the right

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh found him the leopard itself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Authoritarian-right leopard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      love to watch snow leopard hunt chases on animal documentaries. These fuckers are limber.
      This one is practically free diving down the cliff. Absolute agility monster.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hunter gatherer eyesight fitness test
    >gives test to identify a predator

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes anon.
      Humans are still prey to apex predators like big cats, crocodiles, etc.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shit picture quality.

    I would make kitty burgers in real life with my ancestral eagle like vision.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there isnt an animal just pixels
    and not many while we are at it
    this is not a natural test

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking see it alright

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The lil leopard just wants a little head rub. Come here lil guy

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