I always shit twice in the morning. Once when I wake up, then another one after I drink my coffee. Sometimes I even go for a third shit after that.
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I always shit twice in the morning. Once when I wake up, then another one after I drink my coffee.
frogposters are so fricking disgusting
ugly homosexual
They're based. I'm pretty sure OP is probably just sitting on the toilet and thought this post would've been funny. Is that right, OP?
No I actually wanted to know if I'm based 3shitter
wtf
I have chronic constipation. Trade?
No but my trick is I always eat greek yogurt in the evening, same time every day. It gives me consistent shits every morning.
I guess the probiotics make me shit or something
How much yogurt you eating?
like 200-300 grams plain, sometimes I eat those 500 gram flavoured ones in one sitting
Try this. Saved my life.
Guess where I shit three times in the morning
Caffeine shits are so satisfying, the perfect way to start your day.
I shit twice a week
Is there a reason you only shit once a week? Or do you just have a shit diet?
I fricking wish I could shit like you. By spending an hour in the toilet and squeezing so hard I'm about to pass out I'm able to shit maybe once a week.
Be thankful for what you got
Bro, start eating Metamucil twice daily. You’re going to give yourself a hemmeroid in the absolute best case scenario.
Psyllium husks + water.
I'm going to drink coffee in order to make myself shit right now
Stop bragging.
Be keto. Shit only on a full moon.
eat a raw carrot every day, esoteric digestion hack for everyone in here. the benefits extend to muscle gaining and weight loss (everything is interconnected).
living the dream
I just realized today that the back of my shirt smells like shit after I poop.
Was George right? Are you supposed to take your shirt off?