I am fascinated by NFL players.

I am fascinated by NFL players. Out of 300,000,000 people, only 1,500 male humans get to have the genetics and luck factor(avoiding injuries) to make it. Is there anyone on this board who thinks they have the genetics to match up against a Luke Kuechly kinda athlete?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's hundreds of thousands of dudes with NFL builds that could have played football. They just don't want CTE and to turn their brains into swiss cheese. Ever listen to an interview of a football player that isn't a QB or kicker? They sound like they have downs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But millions of dollars and pussy galore!!!.......

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        At what cost? Not being able to remember who you are at age 45?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of them also join the Navy instead of going pro.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes some also join the army and unfortunately become friendly fire targets

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made me chuckle

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went to a d1 state school and lived near where the football team would practice. Every time those mfs walked by it was like a different subspecies of human had evolved. All fricking giants. I'm a manlet at 5'8" so I guess they seemed particularly titanic to me. Kinda fascinating how we can be so different.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gamer incel thinks sports is about athleticism
    lol you obviously never played sports

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But only the genetic elite are entitled to a second contract. For example, Adrian Peterson tore his ACL and was able to have surgery within 11 days of it being torn. The doctors were amazed at how little swelling and Inflammation his body produced.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    American football is so bizarre. 50 players per side yet only one position that matters, who might have a career of 20+ years or so, while the rest of the team is a revolving door of colliding roided gigaBlack folk who retire with brain damage at age 23.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the absolute state of a lot of the NFL this year? Just having a good QB isn't always enough. A lack of decent wide receivers or an O-line, heaven forbid both, means your QB isn't doing much unless he's a once in a generation talent. Same with defense, if you're not good on defense it doesn't matter how many touchdowns you can throw.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Have you seen the absolute state of a lot of the NFL this year?
        lmao no I'm not moronic

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is akin to saying the only piece with utility in chess is the queen. Or in Napoleonic warfare, only generals had value. Football is wargames brother.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was running 5 minute miles in elementary school without ever training. Every year in high school the entire cross country team would show up at my house and try to recruit me but I enjoyed lifting/martial arts and stuck with that instead. I still can't understand why people run it's so fricking boring and destroys your knees over time. I swim for cardio because the cold water on your nuts is a good natural test booster.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Football is so violently motivating. All athletes are but NFL players moreso. Could just turn on the sports channel and max my motivation quota for the week.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think I could of made it to the NFL or at least a good D1 college for football.
    I hit puberty very late, so I didn't know I had any athletic ability until later in life.
    I still did something with it though- right now I am a professional jiu jitsu athlete who competes regularly but will never make an actual money. But I am able to make a living from it.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick do they feed Americans? Whenever I try to tune in to watch College Football
    >Jamal Demetrius the 3rd
    Or
    >Larry Larizonski

    They’ll be 18 but built like a wildebeast wtf. You watch under 21 soccer in Europe and they all look like they’re 16.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      HGH. Granted pro soccer players are probably on PEDs too especially if their manager is called Poop Fraudiola but obviously not the sort that turns you into a mass monster.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      every high school that is serious about football south of the mason dixon line has their players on some form of steroids

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roids and they're not actually 18

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to an NFL training camp practice where you can get to field level with the players will make you realize how fricking enormous and powerful these dudes are. A starting NFL lineman could pick me up and throw me like a javelin

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