>I am only fat because of my genetics and because I have no time to hit the gym.

>I am only fat because of my genetics and because I have no time to hit the gym.
I want to gas every 1st world citizen.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    strange a sedentary american still feels the need to eat 3x 1000 calorie meals per day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is not how normies work.
      Normies will eat several snacks between the meals and drink soft drinks or beer every day.
      Breakfast - 500 kcal
      Lunch - 1000 kcal
      Dinner - 650 kcal
      Chocolate at work - 300 kcal
      Sugared coffee - 300 kcal
      Nachis in front of TV - 700 kcal
      Beers with the lads - 500 kcal

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was hoping it would add up to 3640.
        Disappointed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and picrel is the result
      >tfw I weigh only slightly more than the average american woman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forgot pic
        I'm a tard

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rent free in another subhuman third-worlder's head again
    Lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am a white German and have to live with these 3500 kcal pigs every day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am a white German
        I doubt it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why say "gas every 1st world citizen."? Why not every fatty? Sounds like you're just using that as an excuse and you're butthurt about westerners for some entirely different reason.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't know germans were so fat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the country of Feierabendbier and Brotzeit, what did you expect?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brotzeit
        ??
        Bread time?
        Was ist das? Wo kann ich mehr lernen?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Geh mal nach Bayern.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A time during the day when you eat bread. Bavarians being the epitome of creativity and subtlety when naming things, you know.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are bulking in preparation for the next WW they start

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        god speed, world wars are when you make the minorities disappear

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jews started both world wars, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they aren't they are 1-2 inches taller than americans

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you count the little fat mexicans we have now. Average among whites is 5'11-6' just like in Germany. I'm of German descent and am 6'2" and maintain on around 3500 calories.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All first world countries are catching up to US. None caught up entirely, there's no winning with the mighty HFCS, but getting pretty close.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bongs eat less than germs but are still fatter
    its is genetics related

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is exercise?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Germs are also like 20cm taller than Bongs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here is your bong food

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        chicken hearts are delicious THO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bongs eat less than germs but are still fatter
      Austrians also eat more than Germans and are thinner.

      Really, ffs, look up the daily caloric intake by country and compare with obesity rates by country. It doesn't fit at all. Whatever causes the obesity crisis, It's not caloric intake. And EVERYONE should fricking know this by basic research.

      Btw, I think it's sedentary lifestyle and internet usage.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cutting
    >on 1800kcal a day
    >hungry but it's not so bad
    >people on average are eating a whole thousand more calories a day than me
    holy frick man
    I bet it's mostly goyslop too. 1000 extra calories of candy and junk. feels good to be lean

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can cut on 2800 calories if you aren't a skinny fricking girl.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Global 2,870
    Nice to see they've finally solved world hunger.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do physical labor job
    >eat 4k a day
    >don't gain weight

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to gas every 1st world citizen.
    the fattest country on earth is a shithole 3rd world island

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      UK?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m German and the average German in my office is no different from the average American.

    We probably don’t have as many extreme cases that are 300kg on mobility scooters, but that’s about it

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >as of 2014
    Should we add 500cal to those numbers for 2023? Or more?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 3000 cal is my cut

    How are you homosexuals cutting on anything less? I've seen 1800/2000 here, are you midgets or legit obese with no lean mass?

    >shiggidy

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anglo Saxon lads we stay eating

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