>4 slices of cheesecake (1000 calories)
>5 ice cream sandwiches (750 calories)
>chocolate ice cream (900 calories)
>brownie ice cream (700 calories)
>2 m&m's cookie ice cream sandwiches (480 calories
>2 twix ice cream bars (320 calories)
>6 fudge bars (510 calories)
>mint chip ice cream (760 calories)
>root beer (1080 calories)
>mochi ice cream (500 calories)
>5 strawberry shortcake bars (800 calories)
>4 ice cream filled cupcakes (600 calories)
>two slices of lime pie (620 calories)
>4 chocolate ice cream filled cupcakes (600 calories)
>2 slices of cookies and creme pie (520 calories)
>5 slices of brownie cream pie (2650 calories)
>finished the binge with 4 freedom ice cream sandwiches (600 calories)
total: 13,390 calories
I feel so fricking sick, but I just couldn't stop. My stomach felt like a void. Its disgusting how I'm thinking about ordering a pizza after eating all this sugary slop.
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go vomit and stop doing that.
Honestly anon, im impressed. God damn that's a lot of calories. But I know how you feel because sometimes I binge 2 entire bags of chips by myself.
It doesn't seem like a lot when you're morbidly obese like me
Dont, chips have nasty seed oils, take care frend
we don't fricking care, stop making these posts to relive your disgusting binges
how much weight would someone gain eating like this everyday
The first days are always the hardest. One time I got past them and went 7 days on water
What do you mean you couldn’t stop you gobbled that shit down with your own hands
>Eating with your hands
Good morning saar
Not him but it's a common expression ESL-kun.
>You killed him with your own hands, what do you mean you didn't, do it?!
>You jerked him off and let him cum in your mouth, you did it with your own hands, what do you mean you're not gay?
I'm guessing you're an SEA or some LatAm Hispanic brownie.
Thank you, for showing up to English class, ESL-kun
>Not him but
Learn to check IPs, Paco!
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/take-matters-into-own-hands
YWNBW. You're still a brownoid ESL.
lmao based language autism poster
🙂 Can't let these ESLs butcher the King's!!!
It should have been us invading Mexico and not the Spaniards. We'd have left them with the superior language.
>linking cambridge to win an argument online
kek
You will always be a stinky elephant jockey
The Indian cope on this board
Brown disgusting b***h, frick you bloody bastard b***h
He means his brain is too underdeveloped to stop him from acting on his animal instincts
I just couldn't. I wanted more and more so I went back to Wal-Mart and picked up a shitload of goyslop
I have a few canned vegetables and yogurts in my house, but my fatass never takes the time to cook something up
I think I have BED. I have been binging like crazy for the past 5-6 months
You need to drink bone broth and electrolytes throughout the day to keep your blood sugar up. You're craving pizza because it's high in carbs that get turned into sugar which is the quick cheap energy when you aren't getting enough protein. The pizza also has tomato sauce with small traces of potassium. You need a high potassium food added to your diet like swiss chard and tomato paste and bone broth while fasting.
Craving salty food is another sign of low electrolytes. So don't eat a fricking bag of chips when that happens
Get your shit together and remove all junk food from your home asap. Keep your blood sugar up so you don't binge eat. If you can't stop binge eating that way, seek a therapist who specializes in food disorders. You should also add something rich in probiotics like sauerkraut, bubbies brand pickles, plain yogurt. Probiotics will help you crave vegetables and stop sugar cravings better than anything.
I look forward to seeing you die from a heart attack on your my 600lb life episode anon, keep it up!
Respect anon. I fancy myself a massive glutton if I want to be and not many can match my level yet you surpassed me. Honor where honor is due.
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Bro why is that shit even in your house? When you are feeling like you have a lot of willpower and discipline is when you do your shopping. And don’t pick up this shit at the store. You shouldn’t have more than like 15k calories in your house total at any given time. Let alone in pure Goyslop.
homie ate more in one sitting than i do in 10 days, and it's only after not eating for 10 hours
they need a board for morons like you op. maybe /fat/ instead of IST
>fasting for 10 hours
you waited for the next meal of the day?
No I went to sleep
There have been like 6 binge threads over the past like day and a half what is wrong with people
Tis the season
Ten hours? homie so you woke up and delayed breakfast for two hours and rewarded yourself with 270000 calories of pure slop?
Fake and gay, its literally physically impossible to eat more than 5000 calories in one sitting.
What makes you say this (totally unfounded) claim
I woke up at 5 AM and have been binging ever since 6:30 AM, so it took a few hours to eat all of it. My sleep schedule is fricked
Your fast was during your sleep? You ate 14000 kcals in 1.5 hours? What's your weight at now?
No I STARTED overeating at 6:30. I don't know what my weight is because I don't have a scale but I feel super heavy still.
My last doctors visit said I was 5'6 and 249 lbs.
i dont believe you
Hahahhaha disgusting fat slob good work eating 2kgs worth of fat tissue kek.
U have to be diabetic
Step 1. Why the frick is there that much slop in your house? Start there. Fill your fridge with eggs and milk and your freezer with meat.
>10 hour fast
you mean sleeping?
you should try watching mukbangs instead preferably with gross fat people. i find it scratches my binge cravings well.
I wanna eat that fricking icecream aaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaHhhhahaaah
And you think you are special for it or what? Noone cares fatass, sage in all fields
You gave yourself an eating disorder instead of just learning to eat in a caloric deficit
Also the weight you're losing when fasting is lean mass, you doubly fricked yourself up
You posted this yesterday with chinese food instead
Funny if true. Does anyone have the yesterday thread?
Yep, that was me. I can't get out of this binge cycle
Impressive. My worst one was 7k and I literally threw up
Where you locked in an ice cream truck overnight or something?