>1 Corinthians 7:8-9 >Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do. >But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.
You're only supposed to marry if you're a coomer.
Would you accept her knowing that Goblins have dominant genes as their main way of making goblins is breeding other races?
Would it really be worth having 20 of yo7r own goblets who mostly male and literally the unflattering type of moronic running around?
How would society and your friends and family react to your warty, ugly and moronic offspring?
>Are goblins capable of love?
Male goblins aren't, their brains are wired to exist as eternal midget ugly bastards.
Female goblins are, kind of. They don't understand love in a traditional sense but they can get really protective of a male that they attach themselves to, though its more like wanting to protect a favorite shiny rock than anything emotionally substantial.
>they can get really protective of a male that they attach themselves to, though its more like wanting to protect a favorite shiny rock than anything emotionally substantial.
That actually sounds better than an actual relationship.
>They don't understand love in a traditional sense but they can get really protective of a male that they attach themselves to, though its more like wanting to protect a favorite shiny rock than anything emotionally substantial.
I had a girlfriend like this, bipolar as frick but really cute and really into fricking outdoors
this is my gf, she said ' all mine' when she met me and she is cute and is a nice girl.
>Are goblins capable of love?
Male goblins aren't, their brains are wired to exist as eternal midget ugly bastards.
Female goblins are, kind of. They don't understand love in a traditional sense but they can get really protective of a male that they attach themselves to, though its more like wanting to protect a favorite shiny rock than anything emotionally substantial.
This guy knows. I'm her shiny rock and shes my girl.
>a mans worth is measured in how many times hes rejected prostitutes.
A man's worth is measured in how many lbs he's lifted today multiplied by how many times said weight is lifted.
What did you lift today anon? How many times did you lift it?
Goblins are a meme perpetuated by brain-poisoned coomers who can’t process their post-feminist puritanical beliefs with their raging lusts. The goblin is meant to be the submissive mirror of the dommy mommy - another fetish often presented as a green-skinned half-Orc. The goblin is plump, wildly voluptuous, aggressively sexual and eager to get used roughly. In other words, they are perfect totems for people who want to fulfill their desires to dominate and rough-frick a woman without actually portraying a ”woman” in that scenario.
In fact, I’d go so far as to say the goblin is the final stage of sexual flanderization for the submissive brat. You can’t get any more exaggerated than modern depictions of goblins, many of which almost look like Neolithic totems for female fertility. Funny how the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Yes, and? What's the conclusion, the meaningful inference? Everything you said was true but you didn't use that to draw an interesting conclusion about the evolution of socio-sexual dynamics.
"Male sexual desire stayed the same" is that the only logical deduction we can make here?
the reason why it has to be a goblin or another non-'human' entity is due to the simple fact that the modern woman is less human than even a goblin. >eager to be used roughly
not at all. thats the entire point.
a modern woman would welcome the abuse to such a sickening degreee that the conquest becomes a service to her. its ruined. the conquest with a '''''human''''''' woman is now impossible. but with a goblin its still possible and even improved.
>i will never frick the shit out of a little goblin thing
why live
you cant even imagine what they took from you little chuddy
This comparison is actually so offensive I feel awkward seeing it even on IST, but it's simultaneously so funny I love it. I don't know how to explain it, I'm definitely not a heart bleeding liberal, but like, part of me wants to point out Hispanics genuinely don't deserve this level of disrespect... however it's too fricking funny and true. The fricking coomer depictions of goblins are 1000% Hispanic girls and I can't stop giggling about it.
This comparison is actually so offensive I feel awkward seeing it even on IST, but it's simultaneously so funny I love it. I don't know how to explain it, I'm definitely not a heart bleeding liberal, but like, part of me wants to point out Hispanics genuinely don't deserve this level of disrespect... however it's too fricking funny and true. The fricking coomer depictions of goblins are 1000% Hispanic girls and I can't stop giggling about it.
They're meant to represent israelites you fricking morons. Is this your first day online? Get a clue newhomosexuals
No those where the male goblins in Harry Potter and other normie shit. We're talking about the coomer depictions of female goblins found in the backwater internets.
I don't get the 'without actually portraying a ”woman”' thing
My gf is pretty much just a tall goblin. She's got the moron energy and obnoxiousness down at least.
Women inherently want a conquerer to take them and make them his. There's a reason a prince "saves" the woman from the dragon to save the day. The prince is the warrior raiding the village and the dragon is the symbolic figure of the village. Women see their own village as dangerous and need a man to save them.
I know you think you said something REALLY smart there, but we already know why we like the things we do, I like brats and I like goblins, deal with it you fricking nerd.
There's a little goblina joined my company recently
Short, slim but huge breasts
Very overly friendly, stroking my arm and shit
The urge I feel is the same as drove man to conquer other worlds
What pisses me off the most is I would be more than happy to have a gf like that. But she's literally got millions of guys screaming for her attention and I don't get a chance. Even at my peak physical perfection I'm not good enough for literally anyone. I wish I wasn't too cowardly to just rope.
The fact that you won’t rope and continue improving yourself instead doesn’t make you cowardly, it makes you strong. We’re all gonna make it anon. I believe in you.
If you have millions of people in audience, you're bound to have thousands like you.
In real life, where she's got contact with about 20 people on a regular basis, she'd have one pretender, two if she's lucky. You can compete with those numbers, can't you, anon?
These numbers apply to pretty much everyone who isn't an insta-thot. Cheer up.
nah bro the people i hang out most with are my dogs and my parents. i watch weightlifting and powerlifting videos all day. you're not competing with anyone trust me
shiet alberta was all you had to say. you're not a commie right?
11 months ago
Anonymous
You know what, gobu? At first you just annoyed me, but you're honestly starting to grow on me a bit. Keep being your crazy self, girl. And if you ever develop a thing for old ugly bastards, look me up.
80/20. 80% of women exclusively pursue the top 20% of men, rejecting all others. It is only after they hit 37, have had twice as many sex partners as their age, and realise they're on the cusp of dying alone that they then change their tune. But at that point their eggs are all dried up and they physically lack the ability to pairbond properly, so why bother?
We got years of data backing it up that record levels of men are going sexless whilst women have more sex than ever before, meaning girls would rather be a 10/10's sidepiece frick toy than be a 6/10's one and only. There's no point, society is over. We're just waiting for it all to burn down
The difference is back then, a woman's choices were limited to her hometown and to what her father let her get away with. Nowadays even a random nobody chick can have a million coomers from across the globe throwing thousands of dollars at her every hour just because she jiggled a bit in front of a camera, and it's illegal to ever tell a woman no. In 1910 if a woman spoke out of turn, you'd slap her and she learnt her lesson. In 2023 if you look at a woman without permission you get slapped with an attempted rape charge.
Go frick yourself, simp.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Only people ever this mad are the ones with no b***hes on their dick lmfao
11 months ago
Anonymous
It's actually the reverse. The only ones who hate and are mad about women are the ones who have women
Get fricked simp
11 months ago
Anonymous
you're either too young to be here, or just absolutely moronic
11 months ago
Anonymous
true but you gotta mold yourself to the echo chamber while you post, that's half the fun
>I wish I wasn't too cowardly to just rope.
if you rope, they win
everytime you even think about ending it, imagine a filthy slimy israelite rubbing his hands and celebrating your death
every day you keep moving forward that israelite will seethe more because you just wont break
you WILL lift heavy
you WILL put yourself out there
you WILL pick up hobbies that put you into social situations
you WILL find that cute girl who will hold your arm and stare into your eyes so so deep
you WILL make it
anything that forces you to interact with people. group activities of any kind. it just has to be something that requires you to be social
your first step needs to be getting a social circle of friends, or a bigger one since your current one isnt getting you nowhere.
>being broke as frick and trying to make it work >home projects piling up half-finished but you gotta DIY everything
...life was more fun back then honestly
Eh, until you find the proper mindset and try to push through it, like with quitting smoking >besides i doubt people actually like someone built like me, it's just a meme
There's plenty of architects on this board. Besides, you have a rack and a rump, plus you seem to have curves under there. Enough of to activate some neurons, even beyond the fetishists and larpers
What do mexicans eat that pork you all up so quickly?
Is it the corn? the beans?
11 months ago
gobu
antidepressants to control my bipolar disorder. this was me a few years ago. when you're on medication you always feel hungry, it's really overpowering. now i stopped taking the meds but my metabolism is so low it's hard to lose anything
11 months ago
Anonymous
Ah, face pic I haven't seen. Yes, can confirm in terms of physical attractiveness you're prettier than one of my previous gfs (but since then she's ballooned up to around 300 so that's ruined now.). I'll repeat what I said a minute ago: my only reservation would be how you're seeking to be abused by doing all this, it's troubling and could potentially be signs of other deep-seated issues that aren't obvious.
11 months ago
Anonymous
*All but one previous gf I should say
11 months ago
Anonymous
Checked, though you don't think bipolar is an issue?
11 months ago
Anonymous
All women have issues. You just gotta find the one with issues you can deal with Bipolar is easier to deal with that BPD, for example.
11 months ago
Anonymous
That's fair
11 months ago
Anonymous
She's posting underwear pics on a Mongolian basket weaving forum as a form of self harm. She's a bit more extreme than your average girl with Bipolar and it wouldn't surprise me if she does have some form of personality disorder.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I mean, yes, I literally made that exact point previously.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you can deal with Bipolar is easier to deal with that BPD
doesn't BPD stand for bipolar personality disorder?
11 months ago
gobu
it stands for borderline personality disorder. it's defined by your tendency to switch between extremely positive or extremely negative towards your personal relationships, and tends to be caused by trauma
i don't have bpd but i'm pretty shy and depressive, i have an anxiety disorder that used to give me panic attacks. but people who are my friends tend to stay so for a long time. i still talk to people i met 5 and 12 years ago and i like listening to their problems. my problem is that i don't really feel like i belong anywhere, i don't have a large group of friends, it feels very lonely
11 months ago
Anonymous
What gobu said, but to elaborate as to why it's horrible (I speak from personal experience as I didn't learn "don't stick your dick in crazy" the first time I stuck my dick in crazy.
Imagine having a loving girl who'll do anything for you, very dedicated, very affectionate and sexual. Today you said you couldn't do something for her, and she immediately forgets everything nice you've done for her. Yes, women are noteworthy for their short memories, imagine that taken to the extreme. You've seen that video where the guy turns off the wifi and his wife immediately threatens to call the police and tell them he molested the kids? We're talking that extreme. It's literally what blackpilled men think of women. A BPD woman will lie, harm herself then tell the police you did it, and even when faced with evidence will double down on her lies. It's a fricking nightmare and if she shows BPD symptoms you need to get out. You don't even want a platonic relationship with them. You don't want them as coworkers, reports, or supervisors. You'll gain nothing.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Also I forgot the best part: it's literally untreatable. They don't think they've ever done anything wrong when they're ruining your life with lies because you made an impolite comment. They're the kind of "people" you can carry on your back for a hundred miles until you drop dead from exhaustion, then sit on the ground crying telling everyone you're a piece of shit for not carrying them that last mile.
11 months ago
Anonymous
What gobu said, but to elaborate as to why it's horrible (I speak from personal experience as I didn't learn "don't stick your dick in crazy" the first time I stuck my dick in crazy.
Imagine having a loving girl who'll do anything for you, very dedicated, very affectionate and sexual. Today you said you couldn't do something for her, and she immediately forgets everything nice you've done for her. Yes, women are noteworthy for their short memories, imagine that taken to the extreme. You've seen that video where the guy turns off the wifi and his wife immediately threatens to call the police and tell them he molested the kids? We're talking that extreme. It's literally what blackpilled men think of women. A BPD woman will lie, harm herself then tell the police you did it, and even when faced with evidence will double down on her lies. It's a fricking nightmare and if she shows BPD symptoms you need to get out. You don't even want a platonic relationship with them. You don't want them as coworkers, reports, or supervisors. You'll gain nothing.
also made the mistake of dating a BPD chick. they're subhuman and since I had that experience I've decided to never ever associate with anyone that has it.
11 months ago
Anonymous
then why are you on IST?
11 months ago
Anonymous
because mentally ill morons on here like gobu can be ignored more easily
11 months ago
Anonymous
Not that anon, but ever since falling in love with a sweet autistic girl who wasn't able to reciprocate I tend to go where autists congregate in hopes I find a sweet autistic waifu that does love me back.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Hey gobu, I found one for ya.
11 months ago
gobu
i have to warn him i'm pretty dumb so don't expect much past cooking and hugging and lifting weights
67lbs for 5x3 isn't bad. my sister can't even bench the bar so that's probably pretty strong. i would recommend benching twice a week and alternating between a heavy day and a volume day. for example i do 250 4x8 on wednesdays and 275 for 3x6 on sundays. also definitely hop on creatine+whey protein if your not already
i'm following ss linear progression, if i stall out i just repeat the weight up to three times until i get it. on monday i did 67 for one set and then i had to deload. i'm training for a meet in feb so once i hit a wall i'll start incorporating volume.
and 67 is pretty weak for someone my weight, but that's because the standard is made for someone with a bigger frame. i need to lose weight for my lifts to start making sense
11 months ago
Anonymous
>i have to warn him i'm pretty dumb so don't expect much past cooking and hugging and lifting weights
Not even gonna lie that sounds nice.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Your attention seeking behavior is problematic but you do technically do 3 more things than most women.
11 months ago
Anonymous
because mentally ill morons on here like gobu can be ignored more easily
I gotta get out of here
11 months ago
Anonymous
>could potentially be signs of other deep-seated issues that aren't obvious. >that aren't obvious >aren't obvious
lol
lmao
11 months ago
Anonymous
Bipolar person here. Why the frick are u on antidepressants? That's not how bipolar works, you should be on antipsychotics like risperidone or latuda (which is what i'm on).
11 months ago
gobu
i was on quetiapine for a bit but i hated it
i'm prescribed mirtazapine, buspirone and propranolol but i'm not taking any atm
11 months ago
Anonymous
bro, you're only supposed to take antipsychotics to stop a manic episode
I seriously hope you're not on that shit 24/7, it will seriously frick you up
11 months ago
Anonymous
im schizophrenic and im supposed to take them all the time. or is my brand of moron different?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Bipolar and schizo are supposed to be different
11 months ago
Anonymous
i mean different for how much im supposed to be on the meds
11 months ago
Anonymous
If you take medical advice from IST then you are a special brand of moron anon
11 months ago
Anonymous
youre right but im curious what they heard thats different. i eat the red crayon last because it tastes best
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you're only supposed to take antipsychotics to stop a manic episode >"Armchair psychiatrist here, just wait until you don't know you're insane to start taking meds."
11 months ago
Anonymous
Miso soup is like 50 calories
When you feel hungry have a bowl of that instead
11 months ago
Anonymous
I bought like a 30 pack of instant miso soup on Amazon. Had like 4 different types, one had more tofu, one more green onion, seaweed, and one had little bits of fried tofu.
Best use of money ever.
11 months ago
Anonymous
what the heck gobu is hot
11 months ago
Anonymous
wtf bros she's actually cute under all that blubber
what is your opinion on loin cloths, asking for a friend
11 months ago
Anonymous
Reminder that eroge figurines are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Then wtf are you doing here b***h? Go back to your shithole board with the rest of the low caste latinxs, ugly ogre
11 months ago
gobu
i'm telling you to go there dumbass. i never used LULZ because it's a cesspit of incels like you
11 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, you go there or soc or whatever, disgusting filthy latinx, IST is my incel cespol board where i lift and to look good and keep my eyes away from fat ugly c**ts like you. You, a hole Black person, will never be welcome
11 months ago
Anonymous
why are you mad at the sexy goblina
11 months ago
Anonymous
Get the frick out. Everyone acts like LULZ on every board because prostitutes like you clog up the thread with attention baiting and trying to get beta orbiters. This place isn't for you. You get can male attention in real life rig- oh wait you can't, that's why your here.
11 months ago
gobu
alright calm down schopenhauer, you act like i've never gotten death threats on here before. i don't care what you think, genuinely. you can't shield yourself from females forever because our existence reminds us of your abject isolation. your suffering is not my responsibility
11 months ago
gobu
*reminds you
11 months ago
Anonymous
Act like? I know you have, your invading spaces with lonely men and toxic misogynists. Also you can't attribute suffering to someone when you haven't experienced it yourself. You are placing yourself on a pedestal once again "My existence causes suffering on you!! My vegana!!!" Your hole literally controls your brain. Your very cosmic worth is based on that hole, you think you psychically attack men with that vegana. Spoiler alert, you're not important, your not pretty, nor is your inside pretty. If that were so, you wouldn't be here. Your here because you feel deep down that you have no worth. Your right your existence as a woman does give you value, but that's as far as it goes. Just know that this man. Wouldn't even rape you. You cannot cause anguish on me because I don't value you, I'm under control of my desires. Enjoy the website.
11 months ago
Anonymous
ask your shrink to get you on lamotrigine (mood stabilizer and lowers seizure threshold+bupropion (extended-release cocaine)
you will shed those pounds like butter under a texan sun
11 months ago
Anonymous
You have a cute face .what da problem is?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Would
11 months ago
Anonymous
Goby my son you are a coomer I see it in your coomer eyes put down the porn and talk to real people pls your mother and I are very worried
11 months ago
Anonymous
You don't look Mexican you look Guatemalan.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>this doesn't taste like Dr. Pepper it tastes like Mr. Pibb
11 months ago
Anonymous
That they're both shit doesn't mean they're not different mr froge.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Mexican food is often greasier and in larger portions than American fast food.
i'm pretty weak but i just did 67lbs 5x3 today lmao. thought i was gonna ack multiple times but i didn't. now i'm having tilapia for dinner
Miso soup is like 50 calories
When you feel hungry have a bowl of that instead
I bought like a 30 pack of instant miso soup on Amazon. Had like 4 different types, one had more tofu, one more green onion, seaweed, and one had little bits of fried tofu.
Best use of money ever.
i should try this, thanks
wtf bros she's actually cute under all that blubber
what is your opinion on loin cloths, asking for a friend
i don't think i have enough native admixture to pull it off but i can try
67lbs for 5x3 isn't bad. my sister can't even bench the bar so that's probably pretty strong. i would recommend benching twice a week and alternating between a heavy day and a volume day. for example i do 250 4x8 on wednesdays and 275 for 3x6 on sundays. also definitely hop on creatine+whey protein if your not already
>i don't think i have enough native admixture to pull it off but i can try
Bruh you've got to be like at least 50% indio probably inca or some shit from the look of you
I find it both fascinating (because I have my own theory) and perplexing as to why you do not want to believe it was really him. I think you suffer from low self-esteem and you cope with this by feeding off of the negative attention, because at least it is attention and it makes you feel better that in spite of your messy appearance you are still able to solicit responses out of people. I think being complimented puts this at risk. Think of it like this, a Jenga tower with all the blocks on the ground cannot be knocked over but when someone compliments you and your confidence increases, a few of those blocks are stacked up and eventually someone mean is going to come and knock them down with their harsh words and it hurts. You'd rather just be a bunch of knocked down jenga bricks
I know you don't appreciate the psychoanalysis, it's extremely pretentious.
other way around, he doxxed me because i didn't want to meet up with him. he's mean to pretty much everyone
I find it both fascinating (because I have my own theory) and perplexing as to why you do not want to believe it was really him. I think you suffer from low self-esteem and you cope with this by feeding off of the negative attention, because at least it is attention and it makes you feel better that in spite of your messy appearance you are still able to solicit responses out of people. I think being complimented puts this at risk. Think of it like this, a Jenga tower with all the blocks on the ground cannot be knocked over but when someone compliments you and your confidence increases, a few of those blocks are stacked up and eventually someone mean is going to come and knock them down with their harsh words and it hurts. You'd rather just be a bunch of knocked down jenga bricks
I know you don't appreciate the psychoanalysis, it's extremely pretentious.
it's not him because i know it's not the real poster, he said it himself. he also got exposed for saying the same things with the picture of a completely different person. and his compliments didn't improve my self-esteem, they were clearly lovebombing without getting to know me for who i really was. compliments mean more when they're from someone who has known you for a long time and understands you
I don't need to know you as a person to think you're pretty
11 months ago
Anonymous
Now wait a fricking minute
Didn't you whiteknight this tripgay LAST thread and someone called you gay for posting your car keys?
I think you have a legit problem dude
>yes yes, little gains goblin you make a compelling case, HOWEVER
Loss Orc says to go to the gym and hit your protein goals. She’ll make sure you get lots of ‘cardio’ to get those abs popping.
>be me, doing ab work on ground... grueling stuff. >get done w several sets of leg lifts, wipers, other random ab bullshit and situp, exhausted, about to die, blankly staring in front of me. >room comes in to focus, "gym crush" is looking at me w her friend giggling >FML I was not even staring at either of them.
Fine you natives called our bluff. We're not smarter, we're not cooler, we're not more enlightened, medicine and other "advances" has ruined everything, cancer rates sky rocketing, trans, cars sure but for what - so we can spend hours a day commuting and have a good chance of getting killed in our lives. It's all smoke and mirrors.
You may treat me as your play-thing and do with me as you wish.
Can confirm, my literal sex goblin autist fiance is making me fat and lazy but not every man can say he's living his crazy manic horny shortstack GF fantasy. best of luck out there lads she literally worships my wiener and has made drastic life changes just to continue being the sole recipient of it.
Press X to doubt. Hope you’ve met or seen pics of the parents. Sounds like she’s had plastic surgery or skin lightening like the SucKoreans get these days.
>why would I wanna talk to you >talks to me >can't differentiate between "I wanna talk with you" with "talk in general"
Nevermind. Go back to the gob pit
This dude is just fricking with people. You can see the sly little grin he can't hide when he says he's a 10. He knows it's bullshit. He's just having fun.
An image depicting a goblin girl looking at a BWC and then being mating-pressed to impregnation (with a picture of her egg being fertilized by sperm next to it) was here.
I remember when I was 12 and posted something to that extent on a forum and everyone told me that there was nothing wrong with raping and murdering women because they're prostitutes and deserve it. I was pretty shocked cause I was young and thought everyone was a simp for the weaker gender.
Now I agree with them. Frick women.
Lmao I remember my reverse character arc of thinking women are gross and weird as a kid, to thinking that women are just as important as men, to going back to my child mindset and realising cooties are unironically real and women really ARE gross and weird.
>expect funny ass shit >get morons hitting on a 'woman' who is actually just a tripgay
For a website that complains women are terrible all of you seem to chase them the minute they seem available. Especially canadians.
MODS PLEASE BAN THIS CHICK FOR SPAMMING OFF-TOPIC SHIT IN EVERY GODDAMN THREAD!!! I swear to God, there are other women who use this board, and none of them are this fricking bad.
>thread about goblins >”You rang boys? :3c <3” >”Kyaaa don’t pelt me with dicks I’m a fricking goblin!!”
>every thread >spamming off-topic
brah this is literally a coomer thread about goblins that should've been deleted kek. the jannies are not your friends. i learned this months ago
I appreciate that you have lasted longer here than most women and actually did post breasts, but you need to stop with the attention whoring goblina. Do you not realize that a solid 20-30% of this board’s users are utterly pathetic men? They are going to shit up a thread with incessant simping every time you post, if for no other reason than because you are a proven female. I’m sure you have noticed it by this point, that every thread you post in gets detailed. Frankly, if you don’t realize it, I would question your intellectual honesty. Get rid of the trip and go back to the shadows. It’s OK not to respond when somebody brings you up, and it will be much better for the board if you don’t.
what i don't think you understand is that the janitors don't care about this board. they do the bare minimum and only after hours of porn and bot threads staying up. they could be much stricter like IST but they aren't. the incel attitude here is just a byproduct of that and they will shit up the board whether i'm here or not. nothing will change
I appreciate that you have lasted longer here than most women and actually did post breasts, but you need to stop with the attention whoring goblina. Do you not realize that a solid 20-30% of this board’s users are utterly pathetic men? They are going to shit up a thread with incessant simping every time you post, if for no other reason than because you are a proven female. I’m sure you have noticed it by this point, that every thread you post in gets detailed. Frankly, if you don’t realize it, I would question your intellectual honesty. Get rid of the trip and go back to the shadows. It’s OK not to respond when somebody brings you up, and it will be much better for the board if you don’t.
**derailed. Also, no. I agree that the jannies fricking suck, and of course threads are going to get derailed anyway, but that doesn’t mean that some good threads can’t be saved— you can actively make that happen by taking the trip off. Seriously, every goddamn thread that you post in gets derailed... How do you not see this?
DNA tests are bullshit whereas I am a dedicated amateur raciologist, so I'm pretty sure I'm in the right here.
I have a tomboy gf bro, I’m not missing out on anything. You are simping, and you’re disguising it as annoyed apathy. “I’m more annoyed at her haters, she’s pretty cool” is what every contrarian homosexual says who doesn’t want to admit that he’s a total simp. In your heart of hearts, you are thinking that you are better than the other simps, who take a more direct approach. As for board quality, have you ever heard of such a thing as going after the source of the problem? No? Of course you haven’t, that wouldn’t raise your chances of getting a discord DM by 0.00000001%. You are literally pathetic bro and I bet you don’t even fricking lift.
I find her less annoying than your whining about her, gay.
Same to you bro. “Oh yeah I hate the guys that who whine about her EVEN MORE!” Says the dumb c**t whining on the internet in the name of a woman’s honor. You are not even a simp, you are a goddamn Sim.
This. One half of the morons itt are assmad because stacy didn't touch their dick in high school and the other are simps that have probably never had their dick played with. Beyond the triphomosexualry she's pretty ok
That said you’re also a fricking clown for female attention.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you're a clown because you just are, ok?
Sure thing bro
>Seriously, every goddamn thread that you post in gets derailed... How do you not see this?
not true at all kek. and I know that because I make threads too which I post in. the thread about ozempic recently was my thread, and I also posted about greg doucette a few days ago. both threads got 200+ replies and weren't derailed at all
you're just playing the contrarian here honestly. everyone who disagrees with you is just a pathetic little simp, right
11 months ago
Anonymous
I think I vaguely remember stopping into one of those threads… They weren’t bad topics, either. Only, did you actually use your trip when you made them? That has been precisely my point this entire time. Your trip is destructive, not productive. This is a known fact about trips, and it applies to everyone— not just you. There is a good reason why you people have always been called triphomosexuals by the masses. Identity is not productive here, and especially not female identity. If there is anything negative that I am willing to admit about my sex, it that the male sex is full of mental weaklings who are easily distracted by a pair of breasts and ass. Yet, you have the audacity to call ME a contrarian, for suggesting that you should remain anonymous on an anonymous image board, let alone one which is ruled by such creatures.
On the bright side, now I know you are a genuine female, and not a troony. Only a woman could be so goddamn stupid while sneering at the one correcting her.
11 months ago
gobu
>you're stupid and you have cooties!!
fixed
and yeah I posted the greg one with my trip on. doesn't defeat my point, i posted in the other one with my trip too. sounds like you're anally devastated for no reason unfortunately.
11 months ago
Anonymous
he's right about trips though, and if you weren't a newbie you'd see that. there's never been a good reason to use one
11 months ago
gobu
i'm not a newbie at all, i'm just stubborn kek. gb2reddit
>Boohoo, I was just outed as an attention prostitute on the Internet!!! Thankfully nobody outside this thread will notice that I had my ass evacuated in this one, and most of the guys here are simps anyway. Hopefully I can keep this up for a few more months before taking my trip off again… Need the self esteem boost to cope with my past eating habits.
imagine thinking that taking a break from fit meant i took my trip off kek. people have lives btw
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Boohoo, I was just outed as an attention prostitute on the Internet!!! Thankfully nobody outside this thread will notice that I had my ass evacuated in this one, and most of the guys here are simps anyway. Hopefully I can keep this up for a few more months before taking my trip off again… Need the self esteem boost to cope with my past eating habits.
>You are simping, and you’re disguising it as annoyed apathy.
I'm not because I apply that sentiment much more generally in that I find the whining about a particular thing more annoying that whatever that particular thing was in the first place than to just this particular case. Or I suppose you could say second order or meta shit posting is gayer and more cringe than first order direct shit posting.
Also I don't use discord and in my day we called them PMs not DMs, but I generally socialize off line in and in person, the internet is only for ephemeral meaningless conversations.
You're in effect a simp that just seems to be really ass mad about some random attention prostitute. If your goal was purely the improvement of this board then this would be the least of your worries, yet somehow it is first and foremost.
This. One half of the morons itt are assmad because stacy didn't touch their dick in high school and the other are simps that have probably never had their dick played with. Beyond the triphomosexualry she's pretty ok
That is not a goblin. This is a goblin. coomer homosexual
Wrong
Hey, cool it with the antisemitism, bud.
>Posts WOTC Hasbro """goblin"""
Fifth edition D&D is a game for onions reddit polycules.
Play old school or don't play at all
Grog gay thinks it's cool being old
It is. Go back to jacking off over le epic nat 20 while your gf gets fricked by Matt Mercer
Anyone who knows anything about Crit Role knows Matt is a giant cuck.
Goblin Deez Nuts
How much protein is in one goblin?
IDK, how much protein is in a gallon of sperm?
The captcha thought my post was spam so I had to screenshot my math, see pic for fact check.
There is approximately 191g of protien per gallon of sperm.
Drink up lads.
If only I could kill my gains-goblins by driving a sword thru them…
Post the real one.
Thanks anon
nonhumans always after the BHC
Alhumdullilah, you will sit in the shadow of His throne.
Cringe, men are supposed to get married, not remain eternal virgins
I will never marry and i will die a virgin. Why should i settle for a used-up prostitute? No thankies, i love my own company.
Yes. MARRIAGE. Not banging some rando bawd.
What if being a virgin gives you advantage on life saving throws?
The biggest buff that I have ever gotten to my savings was sharing bills with my girlfriend. Granted that I am still childless.
>1 Corinthians 7:8-9
>Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do.
>But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.
You're only supposed to marry if you're a coomer.
>You're only supposed to marry if you're a coomer.
This is IST sir
a mans worth is measured in how many times hes rejected prostitutes.
>i will never frick the shit out of a little goblin thing
why live
>midgets exist
>have normal sized veganas
>look like morons
What a cruel world.
Some of them have normal faces
But then their proportions are weird, I've never seen a midget with a nice body.
mexico exists dude
Nicaragua too
Would you accept her knowing that Goblins have dominant genes as their main way of making goblins is breeding other races?
Would it really be worth having 20 of yo7r own goblets who mostly male and literally the unflattering type of moronic running around?
How would society and your friends and family react to your warty, ugly and moronic offspring?
I think he did the right thing.
Female gobs only make female gobs
anyone got sauce for this?
Saucenao doesn't show anything
Sauce pls
artist is kuroinu juu
his sailor moon stuff is top
>It's rare but there have been confirmed cases...
I think I know how this sentence ends. Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.
my genes are so superior all of my goblin children will be wartless light green skinned CHAD CHILDREN
Are goblins capable of love? or is it just a status thing? because surely they don't care to be married in order to produce more goblinos
>Are goblins capable of love?
Male goblins aren't, their brains are wired to exist as eternal midget ugly bastards.
Female goblins are, kind of. They don't understand love in a traditional sense but they can get really protective of a male that they attach themselves to, though its more like wanting to protect a favorite shiny rock than anything emotionally substantial.
>Tfw you'll never be a goblin girl's shiny rock
It's over
>Reincarnated as a SHINY ROCK?! How I found true love with a goblin girl in another world.
>they can get really protective of a male that they attach themselves to, though its more like wanting to protect a favorite shiny rock than anything emotionally substantial.
That actually sounds better than an actual relationship.
>They don't understand love in a traditional sense but they can get really protective of a male that they attach themselves to, though its more like wanting to protect a favorite shiny rock than anything emotionally substantial.
I had a girlfriend like this, bipolar as frick but really cute and really into fricking outdoors
According to "Goblin Layer" the sons gets the father's race, and the daughters gets the mother's race
>hooman
Anyone who says this needs to be tossed into the Grand Canyon
its a goblin moron
this is my gf, she said ' all mine' when she met me and she is cute and is a nice girl.
This guy knows. I'm her shiny rock and shes my girl.
>a mans worth is measured in how many times hes rejected prostitutes.
A man's worth is measured in how many lbs he's lifted today multiplied by how many times said weight is lifted.
What did you lift today anon? How many times did you lift it?
I lifted the pain in my soul. I held it above my head the whole day, I only set it down when I lay down to rest at night.
NEDD GOBBO WIFE ASAP
The voice actor/owner of that channel is a troony
Goblins are a meme perpetuated by brain-poisoned coomers who can’t process their post-feminist puritanical beliefs with their raging lusts. The goblin is meant to be the submissive mirror of the dommy mommy - another fetish often presented as a green-skinned half-Orc. The goblin is plump, wildly voluptuous, aggressively sexual and eager to get used roughly. In other words, they are perfect totems for people who want to fulfill their desires to dominate and rough-frick a woman without actually portraying a ”woman” in that scenario.
In fact, I’d go so far as to say the goblin is the final stage of sexual flanderization for the submissive brat. You can’t get any more exaggerated than modern depictions of goblins, many of which almost look like Neolithic totems for female fertility. Funny how the more things change, the more they stay the same.
This post reads like there was supposed to be a 3rd paragraph where you get to the point. All of that is true but obvious.
wut
Yes, and? What's the conclusion, the meaningful inference? Everything you said was true but you didn't use that to draw an interesting conclusion about the evolution of socio-sexual dynamics.
"Male sexual desire stayed the same" is that the only logical deduction we can make here?
the reason why it has to be a goblin or another non-'human' entity is due to the simple fact that the modern woman is less human than even a goblin.
>eager to be used roughly
not at all. thats the entire point.
a modern woman would welcome the abuse to such a sickening degreee that the conquest becomes a service to her. its ruined. the conquest with a '''''human''''''' woman is now impossible. but with a goblin its still possible and even improved.
you cant even imagine what they took from you little chuddy
that pic sucks actually i made a better one
Too puffy
I like the way some veganas look but others sometimes look so bizarre am I gay?
No some are gross
yeah
you're talking to frogs getting slowly boiled here brother
>without actually portraying a ”woman” in that scenario.
They are just meant to represent green colored Latinas, you moron
This comparison is actually so offensive I feel awkward seeing it even on IST, but it's simultaneously so funny I love it. I don't know how to explain it, I'm definitely not a heart bleeding liberal, but like, part of me wants to point out Hispanics genuinely don't deserve this level of disrespect... however it's too fricking funny and true. The fricking coomer depictions of goblins are 1000% Hispanic girls and I can't stop giggling about it.
I'm Hispanic and just think you're a homosexual, nobody cares.
They're meant to represent israelites you fricking morons. Is this your first day online? Get a clue newhomosexuals
No those where the male goblins in Harry Potter and other normie shit. We're talking about the coomer depictions of female goblins found in the backwater internets.
I don't get the 'without actually portraying a ”woman”' thing
My gf is pretty much just a tall goblin. She's got the moron energy and obnoxiousness down at least.
Its less about your gf personality and more about women just being tall children
>tfw Venus of Willendorf was the ancient version of the modern goblin wife fricktoy
garbage pasta and complete bullshit
non-human women are about not being socialized like shitty modern women. Everything else is projection by this moron
Women inherently want a conquerer to take them and make them his. There's a reason a prince "saves" the woman from the dragon to save the day. The prince is the warrior raiding the village and the dragon is the symbolic figure of the village. Women see their own village as dangerous and need a man to save them.
What Jordan Peterson book did you read this notion out of?
probably all of them
no the medieval dragon is represents a corrupt greedy ruler-king hoarding all the wealth and young village women
How high are you?
Give it up, Andrew Tate
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>men want to frick small submissive women
Holy shit stop the presses
Or they just like tiny curvy horny chicks you idiot pseud.
Extremely wise post here
>without actually portraying a ”woman"
never been to Tijuana ?
Huh
>goblin is the final stage of sexual flanderization for the submissive brat.
pretty much correct
>t. sub
not flanderized
perfected
>post-feminist puritanical beliefs
>Funny how the more things change, the more they stay the same
Pick a lane.
I know you think you said something REALLY smart there, but we already know why we like the things we do, I like brats and I like goblins, deal with it you fricking nerd.
You could just say they're a vehicle for the bratty yet submissive archetype and saved a lot of pontificating.
There's a little goblina joined my company recently
Short, slim but huge breasts
Very overly friendly, stroking my arm and shit
The urge I feel is the same as drove man to conquer other worlds
>drove
Past tense, bro?
Are gobline males and females mutually exclusiv in fantasy worlds?
how else would they reproduce
I'd frick a cute midget and I'm tired of pretending I wouldn't
So this is the goblina thread, huh?
Need tsundere filthy Latina goblina gf
The reality of Mexican women
it's a storage room ok? i don't have to clean it
Bitch.
Were you imagining you were squatting on some Big Human wiener?
Disgusting. This is the fat where people always mention?
>dog pads
YJK
Literally looks like a fat bloke from work
Face and all
What pisses me off the most is I would be more than happy to have a gf like that. But she's literally got millions of guys screaming for her attention and I don't get a chance. Even at my peak physical perfection I'm not good enough for literally anyone. I wish I wasn't too cowardly to just rope.
The fact that you won’t rope and continue improving yourself instead doesn’t make you cowardly, it makes you strong. We’re all gonna make it anon. I believe in you.
>more than happy to have a fat dirty attention seeking bawd who kisses fat people at IST meetups
No matter what you look like or how rich you are, I am better than you.
Stop being obsessed with her. It's weird and it's what she wants.
>remembering a post about the SINGLE namegay that posts outside of CBT from two days ago
>OBSESSED
I am better than you as well.
If you have millions of people in audience, you're bound to have thousands like you.
In real life, where she's got contact with about 20 people on a regular basis, she'd have one pretender, two if she's lucky. You can compete with those numbers, can't you, anon?
These numbers apply to pretty much everyone who isn't an insta-thot. Cheer up.
nah bro the people i hang out most with are my dogs and my parents. i watch weightlifting and powerlifting videos all day. you're not competing with anyone trust me
>fat, Latinx
Oh yeah, this is Zentreya.
>latinx
Umm, xey actually prefer Latinx, sweaty.
I wish I knew the what makes people watch that garbage, it's like giving away your time and money for free.
God I love calling Latinos "Latinx".
It pisses them off so much.
We know.
Nobody would be using such a moronic term for no other reason, than being braindead.
it's not really offensive, it's just dumb.
>mfw it still works even if you tell them the true
Latinx are so silly
>I'm only pretending to be moronic.
please be in Calgary
i'm in washington dc
please come to cananda my sweet beautiful babe
shiet alberta was all you had to say. you're not a commie right?
You know what, gobu? At first you just annoyed me, but you're honestly starting to grow on me a bit. Keep being your crazy self, girl. And if you ever develop a thing for old ugly bastards, look me up.
Delusional. Women aren't that hard to get holy frick.
Not for you. For me it's impossible.
80/20. 80% of women exclusively pursue the top 20% of men, rejecting all others. It is only after they hit 37, have had twice as many sex partners as their age, and realise they're on the cusp of dying alone that they then change their tune. But at that point their eggs are all dried up and they physically lack the ability to pairbond properly, so why bother?
We got years of data backing it up that record levels of men are going sexless whilst women have more sex than ever before, meaning girls would rather be a 10/10's sidepiece frick toy than be a 6/10's one and only. There's no point, society is over. We're just waiting for it all to burn down
>women are prostitutes since the beginning of time
>waaaah waah waaaah society is collapsing because I'm not the one getting laid!
LMAO
The difference is back then, a woman's choices were limited to her hometown and to what her father let her get away with. Nowadays even a random nobody chick can have a million coomers from across the globe throwing thousands of dollars at her every hour just because she jiggled a bit in front of a camera, and it's illegal to ever tell a woman no. In 1910 if a woman spoke out of turn, you'd slap her and she learnt her lesson. In 2023 if you look at a woman without permission you get slapped with an attempted rape charge.
Go frick yourself, simp.
Only people ever this mad are the ones with no b***hes on their dick lmfao
It's actually the reverse. The only ones who hate and are mad about women are the ones who have women
Get fricked simp
you're either too young to be here, or just absolutely moronic
true but you gotta mold yourself to the echo chamber while you post, that's half the fun
Women don't like you because you think and say shit like this
Being a pathetic homosexual who is desperate pussy is the best way to stay a pathetic homosexual who is desperate for pussy
you say that now, but it would take you no time to wise up
you're just horny + lonely, which impedes your judgement
>I wish I wasn't too cowardly to just rope.
if you rope, they win
everytime you even think about ending it, imagine a filthy slimy israelite rubbing his hands and celebrating your death
every day you keep moving forward that israelite will seethe more because you just wont break
you WILL lift heavy
you WILL put yourself out there
you WILL pick up hobbies that put you into social situations
you WILL find that cute girl who will hold your arm and stare into your eyes so so deep
you WILL make it
>you WILL pick up hobbies that put you into social situations
such as?
all my hobbies are something one can do alone, because.. well you know..
anything that forces you to interact with people. group activities of any kind. it just has to be something that requires you to be social
your first step needs to be getting a social circle of friends, or a bigger one since your current one isnt getting you nowhere.
>anything that forces you to interact with people. group activities of any kind. it just has to be something that requires you to be social
such as?
GOOD!
what is that wood thing in plastic wrap?
>being broke as frick and trying to make it work
>home projects piling up half-finished but you gotta DIY everything
...life was more fun back then honestly
She poops in those buckets
Listen, little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments. But that ain't what I'm about.
Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are.
You hear me, sugar? PERFECT.
Don't ever change.
You deserve everything and anything you want.
Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
i didn't post that, people save pictures of me and post them all the time
besides i doubt people actually like someone built like me, it's just a meme
No idea what you're built like beyond the pic itt tbh
i just need to stop devouring food tbh but it's hard
ew what the frick man
Eh, until you find the proper mindset and try to push through it, like with quitting smoking
>besides i doubt people actually like someone built like me, it's just a meme
There's plenty of architects on this board. Besides, you have a rack and a rump, plus you seem to have curves under there. Enough of to activate some neurons, even beyond the fetishists and larpers
What do mexicans eat that pork you all up so quickly?
Is it the corn? the beans?
antidepressants to control my bipolar disorder. this was me a few years ago. when you're on medication you always feel hungry, it's really overpowering. now i stopped taking the meds but my metabolism is so low it's hard to lose anything
Ah, face pic I haven't seen. Yes, can confirm in terms of physical attractiveness you're prettier than one of my previous gfs (but since then she's ballooned up to around 300 so that's ruined now.). I'll repeat what I said a minute ago: my only reservation would be how you're seeking to be abused by doing all this, it's troubling and could potentially be signs of other deep-seated issues that aren't obvious.
*All but one previous gf I should say
Checked, though you don't think bipolar is an issue?
All women have issues. You just gotta find the one with issues you can deal with Bipolar is easier to deal with that BPD, for example.
That's fair
She's posting underwear pics on a Mongolian basket weaving forum as a form of self harm. She's a bit more extreme than your average girl with Bipolar and it wouldn't surprise me if she does have some form of personality disorder.
I mean, yes, I literally made that exact point previously.
>you can deal with Bipolar is easier to deal with that BPD
doesn't BPD stand for bipolar personality disorder?
it stands for borderline personality disorder. it's defined by your tendency to switch between extremely positive or extremely negative towards your personal relationships, and tends to be caused by trauma
i don't have bpd but i'm pretty shy and depressive, i have an anxiety disorder that used to give me panic attacks. but people who are my friends tend to stay so for a long time. i still talk to people i met 5 and 12 years ago and i like listening to their problems. my problem is that i don't really feel like i belong anywhere, i don't have a large group of friends, it feels very lonely
What gobu said, but to elaborate as to why it's horrible (I speak from personal experience as I didn't learn "don't stick your dick in crazy" the first time I stuck my dick in crazy.
Imagine having a loving girl who'll do anything for you, very dedicated, very affectionate and sexual. Today you said you couldn't do something for her, and she immediately forgets everything nice you've done for her. Yes, women are noteworthy for their short memories, imagine that taken to the extreme. You've seen that video where the guy turns off the wifi and his wife immediately threatens to call the police and tell them he molested the kids? We're talking that extreme. It's literally what blackpilled men think of women. A BPD woman will lie, harm herself then tell the police you did it, and even when faced with evidence will double down on her lies. It's a fricking nightmare and if she shows BPD symptoms you need to get out. You don't even want a platonic relationship with them. You don't want them as coworkers, reports, or supervisors. You'll gain nothing.
Also I forgot the best part: it's literally untreatable. They don't think they've ever done anything wrong when they're ruining your life with lies because you made an impolite comment. They're the kind of "people" you can carry on your back for a hundred miles until you drop dead from exhaustion, then sit on the ground crying telling everyone you're a piece of shit for not carrying them that last mile.
also made the mistake of dating a BPD chick. they're subhuman and since I had that experience I've decided to never ever associate with anyone that has it.
then why are you on IST?
because mentally ill morons on here like gobu can be ignored more easily
Not that anon, but ever since falling in love with a sweet autistic girl who wasn't able to reciprocate I tend to go where autists congregate in hopes I find a sweet autistic waifu that does love me back.
Hey gobu, I found one for ya.
i have to warn him i'm pretty dumb so don't expect much past cooking and hugging and lifting weights
i'm following ss linear progression, if i stall out i just repeat the weight up to three times until i get it. on monday i did 67 for one set and then i had to deload. i'm training for a meet in feb so once i hit a wall i'll start incorporating volume.
and 67 is pretty weak for someone my weight, but that's because the standard is made for someone with a bigger frame. i need to lose weight for my lifts to start making sense
>i have to warn him i'm pretty dumb so don't expect much past cooking and hugging and lifting weights
Not even gonna lie that sounds nice.
Your attention seeking behavior is problematic but you do technically do 3 more things than most women.
I gotta get out of here
>could potentially be signs of other deep-seated issues that aren't obvious.
>that aren't obvious
>aren't obvious
lol
lmao
Bipolar person here. Why the frick are u on antidepressants? That's not how bipolar works, you should be on antipsychotics like risperidone or latuda (which is what i'm on).
i was on quetiapine for a bit but i hated it
i'm prescribed mirtazapine, buspirone and propranolol but i'm not taking any atm
bro, you're only supposed to take antipsychotics to stop a manic episode
I seriously hope you're not on that shit 24/7, it will seriously frick you up
im schizophrenic and im supposed to take them all the time. or is my brand of moron different?
Bipolar and schizo are supposed to be different
i mean different for how much im supposed to be on the meds
If you take medical advice from IST then you are a special brand of moron anon
youre right but im curious what they heard thats different. i eat the red crayon last because it tastes best
>you're only supposed to take antipsychotics to stop a manic episode
>"Armchair psychiatrist here, just wait until you don't know you're insane to start taking meds."
Miso soup is like 50 calories
When you feel hungry have a bowl of that instead
I bought like a 30 pack of instant miso soup on Amazon. Had like 4 different types, one had more tofu, one more green onion, seaweed, and one had little bits of fried tofu.
Best use of money ever.
what the heck gobu is hot
wtf bros she's actually cute under all that blubber
what is your opinion on loin cloths, asking for a friend
Reminder that eroge figurines are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Full bust onaholes are also alive
Jesus Christ
I'm fricking eating c**t
mad? LULZ is over there
Then wtf are you doing here b***h? Go back to your shithole board with the rest of the low caste latinxs, ugly ogre
i'm telling you to go there dumbass. i never used LULZ because it's a cesspit of incels like you
Nah, you go there or soc or whatever, disgusting filthy latinx, IST is my incel cespol board where i lift and to look good and keep my eyes away from fat ugly c**ts like you. You, a hole Black person, will never be welcome
why are you mad at the sexy goblina
Get the frick out. Everyone acts like LULZ on every board because prostitutes like you clog up the thread with attention baiting and trying to get beta orbiters. This place isn't for you. You get can male attention in real life rig- oh wait you can't, that's why your here.
alright calm down schopenhauer, you act like i've never gotten death threats on here before. i don't care what you think, genuinely. you can't shield yourself from females forever because our existence reminds us of your abject isolation. your suffering is not my responsibility
*reminds you
Act like? I know you have, your invading spaces with lonely men and toxic misogynists. Also you can't attribute suffering to someone when you haven't experienced it yourself. You are placing yourself on a pedestal once again "My existence causes suffering on you!! My vegana!!!" Your hole literally controls your brain. Your very cosmic worth is based on that hole, you think you psychically attack men with that vegana. Spoiler alert, you're not important, your not pretty, nor is your inside pretty. If that were so, you wouldn't be here. Your here because you feel deep down that you have no worth. Your right your existence as a woman does give you value, but that's as far as it goes. Just know that this man. Wouldn't even rape you. You cannot cause anguish on me because I don't value you, I'm under control of my desires. Enjoy the website.
ask your shrink to get you on lamotrigine (mood stabilizer and lowers seizure threshold+bupropion (extended-release cocaine)
you will shed those pounds like butter under a texan sun
You have a cute face .what da problem is?
Would
Goby my son you are a coomer I see it in your coomer eyes put down the porn and talk to real people pls your mother and I are very worried
You don't look Mexican you look Guatemalan.
>this doesn't taste like Dr. Pepper it tastes like Mr. Pibb
That they're both shit doesn't mean they're not different mr froge.
Mexican food is often greasier and in larger portions than American fast food.
Maybe in your next life you can be isekai'd as a goblin and then men will want to dump loads into you.
>i didn't post that, people save pictures of me and post them all the time
welcome to IST, newbie. ISTx also turns off all tripcodes.
Real talk, I actually think your body is cute. I find your social masochism troubling though.
bahahahahah shut up
Make me, fartknocker
how much is being benched here
i'm pretty weak but i just did 67lbs 5x3 today lmao. thought i was gonna ack multiple times but i didn't. now i'm having tilapia for dinner
i should try this, thanks
i don't think i have enough native admixture to pull it off but i can try
67lbs for 5x3 isn't bad. my sister can't even bench the bar so that's probably pretty strong. i would recommend benching twice a week and alternating between a heavy day and a volume day. for example i do 250 4x8 on wednesdays and 275 for 3x6 on sundays. also definitely hop on creatine+whey protein if your not already
>i don't think i have enough native admixture to pull it off but i can try
Bruh you've got to be like at least 50% indio probably inca or some shit from the look of you
i had a dna test, i'm 40% native and a bunch of other things. mainly my skin isn't dark enough that i don't think it would be convincing
DNA tests are bullshit whereas I am a dedicated amateur raciologist, so I'm pretty sure I'm in the right here.
And to think there was unironically a rich guy who actually looked like he lifted simping over this girl
it wasn't him. someone stole that guy's image from IST lmao. the spammer also stole someone else's image in september
I find it both fascinating (because I have my own theory) and perplexing as to why you do not want to believe it was really him. I think you suffer from low self-esteem and you cope with this by feeding off of the negative attention, because at least it is attention and it makes you feel better that in spite of your messy appearance you are still able to solicit responses out of people. I think being complimented puts this at risk. Think of it like this, a Jenga tower with all the blocks on the ground cannot be knocked over but when someone compliments you and your confidence increases, a few of those blocks are stacked up and eventually someone mean is going to come and knock them down with their harsh words and it hurts. You'd rather just be a bunch of knocked down jenga bricks
I know you don't appreciate the psychoanalysis, it's extremely pretentious.
Didn't you sexually harrass that asian bloke from plg?
That's pretty fricked up
other way around, he doxxed me because i didn't want to meet up with him. he's mean to pretty much everyone
it's not him because i know it's not the real poster, he said it himself. he also got exposed for saying the same things with the picture of a completely different person. and his compliments didn't improve my self-esteem, they were clearly lovebombing without getting to know me for who i really was. compliments mean more when they're from someone who has known you for a long time and understands you
I don't need to know you as a person to think you're pretty
Now wait a fricking minute
Didn't you whiteknight this tripgay LAST thread and someone called you gay for posting your car keys?
I think you have a legit problem dude
>it's not him
Oh well would you just look at that :^)
>yes yes, little gains goblin you make a compelling case, HOWEVER
Loss Orc says to go to the gym and hit your protein goals. She’ll make sure you get lots of ‘cardio’ to get those abs popping.
do a flip homosexual
bump for moar goblins
that's it, you're outta the mountain home
>be me, doing ab work on ground... grueling stuff.
>get done w several sets of leg lifts, wipers, other random ab bullshit and situp, exhausted, about to die, blankly staring in front of me.
>room comes in to focus, "gym crush" is looking at me w her friend giggling
>FML I was not even staring at either of them.
tkhhmh4
Fine you natives called our bluff. We're not smarter, we're not cooler, we're not more enlightened, medicine and other "advances" has ruined everything, cancer rates sky rocketing, trans, cars sure but for what - so we can spend hours a day commuting and have a good chance of getting killed in our lives. It's all smoke and mirrors.
You may treat me as your play-thing and do with me as you wish.
The superior Straight White Male Fighter only goes for human females, Light/Dark Elf females, and demi-human cat girls.
Can confirm, my literal sex goblin autist fiance is making me fat and lazy but not every man can say he's living his crazy manic horny shortstack GF fantasy. best of luck out there lads she literally worships my wiener and has made drastic life changes just to continue being the sole recipient of it.
im genuinely happy for you anon and i wish you both a lifetime of happiness together
This. My fiancee acts exactly like this and shit is 150cm. But what I really want to say is:
BROS DONT LET ANYONE PSYOP YOU OUT OF GOING OVERSEAS!
Flip or Thai?
Thai. And not even a little bit brown.
Ah, that's a shame
Cool, how'd you meet her?
Don't worry, your kids will be.
>Don't worry, your kids will be.
but y tho
Press X to doubt. Hope you’ve met or seen pics of the parents. Sounds like she’s had plastic surgery or skin lightening like the SucKoreans get these days.
based, youre a lucky man anon
kek
GET YE GONE, GAINS GOBLIN
Where's that prostitute gobu when this is the only thread where she could post on topic?
why would i want to talk to you when you disrespect me
Who are you?
I've seen you referenced twice now
i'm nobody really, just someone who posts with a name
>why would I wanna talk to you
>talks to me
>can't differentiate between "I wanna talk with you" with "talk in general"
Nevermind. Go back to the gob pit
would unironically
>be undersocialized sperg with childhood trauma
>naturally occurring anti gains goblin force field around me at all times
nothin personnel
>banter thread immediately turns to simping when a subpar brown goblina posts a selfie in her pigden
The absolute state of IST
This dude is just fricking with people. You can see the sly little grin he can't hide when he says he's a 10. He knows it's bullshit. He's just having fun.
kek wouldn't have noticed if you didn't mention it, he cuts that part short
>girl
is that fricking gorlock the destroyer?
To be fair, she didn't post that, I did. Because I thought it was funny.
The simping is cringe af tho.
that's not a goblin, that's an ogre
Can a normalgay like BB really afford to make MSGK references? Won't his reddit audience turn on him?
>will never have a harem of thicc musclegirl goblin and orc wives
>feelsbadman.jpeg
literal gain goblin, lost my nofap streak because of this image.
frick i need to stop using this website
Need orc girl gym partner/wife.
nice try at the subtle race mixing propaganda
it doesnt matter who i have sex with my babies will be awesome because im awesome thats how genetics work
Subtle?
Cute!
thats more than any human woman has given me
Careful, it's a proposal
Breast for last
Based jannies
Cringe janny applauding himself
An image depicting a goblin girl looking at a BWC and then being mating-pressed to impregnation (with a picture of her egg being fertilized by sperm next to it) was here.
>was
Still is, it'll make it to archive les gooo
Still there god bless
SHUT UPPPPPP GOD SHUT UP YOU GUYS ARE FRICKING GROSS have a nice day
I feel bad when I see people be mean to a woman
I remember when I was 12 and posted something to that extent on a forum and everyone told me that there was nothing wrong with raping and murdering women because they're prostitutes and deserve it. I was pretty shocked cause I was young and thought everyone was a simp for the weaker gender.
Now I agree with them. Frick women.
and frick you right back. if you said that in front of me your kneecaps would be gone
Lmao I remember my reverse character arc of thinking women are gross and weird as a kid, to thinking that women are just as important as men, to going back to my child mindset and realising cooties are unironically real and women really ARE gross and weird.
>expect funny ass shit
>get morons hitting on a 'woman' who is actually just a tripgay
For a website that complains women are terrible all of you seem to chase them the minute they seem available. Especially canadians.
it's not like it will ever result in anything. it's just banter
You forgot to mention that this killed the fricking thread
I hate plg so fricking much
it is bed time almost everywhere that matters... no more posting... good night
MODS PLEASE BAN THIS CHICK FOR SPAMMING OFF-TOPIC SHIT IN EVERY GODDAMN THREAD!!! I swear to God, there are other women who use this board, and none of them are this fricking bad.
>thread about goblins
>”You rang boys? :3c <3”
>”Kyaaa don’t pelt me with dicks I’m a fricking goblin!!”
>every thread
>spamming off-topic
brah this is literally a coomer thread about goblins that should've been deleted kek. the jannies are not your friends. i learned this months ago
I appreciate that you have lasted longer here than most women and actually did post breasts, but you need to stop with the attention whoring goblina. Do you not realize that a solid 20-30% of this board’s users are utterly pathetic men? They are going to shit up a thread with incessant simping every time you post, if for no other reason than because you are a proven female. I’m sure you have noticed it by this point, that every thread you post in gets detailed. Frankly, if you don’t realize it, I would question your intellectual honesty. Get rid of the trip and go back to the shadows. It’s OK not to respond when somebody brings you up, and it will be much better for the board if you don’t.
what i don't think you understand is that the janitors don't care about this board. they do the bare minimum and only after hours of porn and bot threads staying up. they could be much stricter like IST but they aren't. the incel attitude here is just a byproduct of that and they will shit up the board whether i'm here or not. nothing will change
**derailed. Also, no. I agree that the jannies fricking suck, and of course threads are going to get derailed anyway, but that doesn’t mean that some good threads can’t be saved— you can actively make that happen by taking the trip off. Seriously, every goddamn thread that you post in gets derailed... How do you not see this?
I have a tomboy gf bro, I’m not missing out on anything. You are simping, and you’re disguising it as annoyed apathy. “I’m more annoyed at her haters, she’s pretty cool” is what every contrarian homosexual says who doesn’t want to admit that he’s a total simp. In your heart of hearts, you are thinking that you are better than the other simps, who take a more direct approach. As for board quality, have you ever heard of such a thing as going after the source of the problem? No? Of course you haven’t, that wouldn’t raise your chances of getting a discord DM by 0.00000001%. You are literally pathetic bro and I bet you don’t even fricking lift.
Same to you bro. “Oh yeah I hate the guys that who whine about her EVEN MORE!” Says the dumb c**t whining on the internet in the name of a woman’s honor. You are not even a simp, you are a goddamn Sim.
Meant to link this one instead
That said you’re also a fricking clown for female attention.
>you're a clown because you just are, ok?
Sure thing bro
>Seriously, every goddamn thread that you post in gets derailed... How do you not see this?
not true at all kek. and I know that because I make threads too which I post in. the thread about ozempic recently was my thread, and I also posted about greg doucette a few days ago. both threads got 200+ replies and weren't derailed at all
you're just playing the contrarian here honestly. everyone who disagrees with you is just a pathetic little simp, right
I think I vaguely remember stopping into one of those threads… They weren’t bad topics, either. Only, did you actually use your trip when you made them? That has been precisely my point this entire time. Your trip is destructive, not productive. This is a known fact about trips, and it applies to everyone— not just you. There is a good reason why you people have always been called triphomosexuals by the masses. Identity is not productive here, and especially not female identity. If there is anything negative that I am willing to admit about my sex, it that the male sex is full of mental weaklings who are easily distracted by a pair of breasts and ass. Yet, you have the audacity to call ME a contrarian, for suggesting that you should remain anonymous on an anonymous image board, let alone one which is ruled by such creatures.
On the bright side, now I know you are a genuine female, and not a troony. Only a woman could be so goddamn stupid while sneering at the one correcting her.
>you're stupid and you have cooties!!
fixed
and yeah I posted the greg one with my trip on. doesn't defeat my point, i posted in the other one with my trip too. sounds like you're anally devastated for no reason unfortunately.
he's right about trips though, and if you weren't a newbie you'd see that. there's never been a good reason to use one
i'm not a newbie at all, i'm just stubborn kek. gb2reddit
imagine thinking that taking a break from fit meant i took my trip off kek. people have lives btw
>Boohoo, I was just outed as an attention prostitute on the Internet!!! Thankfully nobody outside this thread will notice that I had my ass evacuated in this one, and most of the guys here are simps anyway. Hopefully I can keep this up for a few more months before taking my trip off again… Need the self esteem boost to cope with my past eating habits.
>You are simping, and you’re disguising it as annoyed apathy.
I'm not because I apply that sentiment much more generally in that I find the whining about a particular thing more annoying that whatever that particular thing was in the first place than to just this particular case. Or I suppose you could say second order or meta shit posting is gayer and more cringe than first order direct shit posting.
Also I don't use discord and in my day we called them PMs not DMs, but I generally socialize off line in and in person, the internet is only for ephemeral meaningless conversations.
You're in effect a simp that just seems to be really ass mad about some random attention prostitute. If your goal was purely the improvement of this board then this would be the least of your worries, yet somehow it is first and foremost.
>derailed
>thread about goblins
>even arguing that goblins are a stand in for latinas
>people posting about goblina
how is that not perfectly topical?
>mfw thinking of u hurting
>the jannies are not your friends. i learned this months ago
are you the one calling for mommy to delete threads you don't like?
I find her less annoying than your whining about her, gay.
This. One half of the morons itt are assmad because stacy didn't touch their dick in high school and the other are simps that have probably never had their dick played with. Beyond the triphomosexualry she's pretty ok
I hate anime.
That is all.
Truly women ruin everything.
i'm not even mexican i'm colombian
less bickering moar goblins