I come up to you and your girlfriend at the gym and slap your ass. What do you do?

I come up to you and your girlfriend at the gym and slap your ass. What do you do?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drop 20kg on your chest and watch you squirm of the floor trying to press it.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where did you buy that tank

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont remember, sorry

      Unironically i would stab you

      No im not kidding. I dare anybody to try me

      Oh ok ...

      Kiss you and then ask about your legs.

      What's wrong with my legs?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are smaller than your arms.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah, wish they were, my thighs are bigger

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post soles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even in this awful pic its clear they are wildly underdeveloped lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going for an athletic look not a gay big ass legs and butt look

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what sport benefits from having small legs and a big upper body lmao? that is not an athletic build.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              rock climbing, calisthenics, chess, just to name a few

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damn I guess you right.
                Slap my ass again

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically i would stab you

    No im not kidding. I dare anybody to try me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      Kiss you and then ask about your legs.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kiss you and then ask about your legs.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're getting a 45 to the face

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably going to fight you, duh?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slap yours back

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my gf is a male so that makes you gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said slap YOUR ass retard

      Incels and retardation go hand in hand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retard

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until your deep in a squat and then give you a firm slap on the ass followed by a gentle squeeze.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girlfriend
    I have a bf. If you slapped his ass he'd probably think you'd wanna join

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slap your ass
    Ask you if you wanted all of this cake, whip my dick out, and say "honey you take the front, I'll take the back."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/KucVYPe.jpg

      I come up to you and your girlfriend at the gym and slap your ass. What do you do?

      And then yell, "SHOTGUN ANUS!"

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a girlfriend

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reverse german suplex

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I turn the other cheek

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start making out with you.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twist your exposed nipples

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If my gf allows that I break up with her

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *unzips dick*

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rape you repeatedly.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drop my pants
    >turn 180 degrees
    >explosive diarrhea on you
    nothing personnel kid

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    See what you're up to after your workout and hope you can fuck both me and my girlfriend.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I regognise that tanktop. P.s, don't come to work looking like a fag, better have a Pizza lined up for me next shift.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do?
    I'm the one who got slapped, ask her.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell gym staff and get your ass banned/arrested for sexual harassment.

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