I drank the two bottles of red wine

I drank the two bottles of red wine

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go do cardio

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free ass

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no body type more vile than skinnyfat. even FAT FAT is better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fatfat is not better than skinnyfat are you stupid?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not better in health but purely aesthetic speaking it 100% definitely is. It's the combination of chicken arms/legs and drooping belly. At least fatfat is consistent.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's better healthwise too probably, fatties actually have muscle underneath

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Muscle = health

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Subcutaneous fat is less harmful than visceral fat. Visceral fat is the fat caked around your internal organs and it fricks all your shit up in your path and makes you look like a gay potbellied alien, especially if you are otherwise thin and lanky.
            >t. used to be one

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fatfat: some homos will like you
        skinnyfat: nobody will like you

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok barbara

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Light weight baby

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 bottles of wine is more than you're supposed to drink in a month

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red wine especially high proof shit like port tawny port and sangria will withiut a doubt put your dick in the dirt that’s the shit that use to make winos drown in their own vomit back in the day

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, a bottle and a half puts me in a pretty comfy drunk, but with two bottles I black out not long after finishing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 litre bottles would be perfect, I think. 1 750 ml bottle = never quite enough (though in practice that actually means it's about right, albeit on the safe side)
      2 bottles? All for you? Madness

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You said it brother

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/SBVcY2Z.png

        You said it brother

        Try and find out if there are any wineries that sell wine on tap. I live in wine country so we have plenty of wineries and you can just come and buy wine poured in a plastic or if you bring just any bottle, even glass bottle. Some vendors sell glass bottles. The wine isn't usually the highest tier quality (doesn't have vintage etc) but almost always is better than 50% of the shit you can get at supermarkets (better even). It all depends on where you live :/
        I always held and hold wine in high regards so it being poured in a plastic bottle seemed weird to me, but after dating an alcoholic for 4 years, one of the things I was taught that you can actually get really decent wine really cheap if you know your shit.
        Now usually when there's going to be people drinking wine at the party and it's not like super official or unusual and people are going to be drinking wine to get drunk and not to just have a toast, I usually just get like a 2l bottle of some really nice young wine (since most people can't tell good quality wine apart anyway) and usually while I'm at the winery, I pick up a nice bottle or two for safekeeping where the need for a toast or just a little sip arises.
        Wine doesn't have to be moronicly stupid and complicated, it's literally like beer. Of course it's nice to get some really well brewed stuff from a smaller company when you're having just one or two with your buds, but you can very easily overdo it and just drink overpriced, overhopped IPA shitwater that markets itself as the "single hop dickass homosexualfrick doglick brew for grand cucks extreme summer ale" and that can happen and happens with wine very easily as well. If you wanna get smashed with your friends and don't care about the packaging but care about not drinking shit and about saving money, try and either find a tap with wine on it from local wine producers or find like a 5l bag that's made for mass consumption, I know aussies smash that shit.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is blade alive

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not blade that's me at the local kinoplex my friend snapped it after I ruined barbie and got kicked out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you cannot be serious

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that blade? Did his legs rot off yet?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to drink three lol, I think I was slowly trying to kill myself

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey its that skinny fat guy passed out on the floor like a bum, lets kick him

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew this was Blade the second I saw that disgusting stomach.

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