I drink 2 cans a day when cutting. Am I going to dead?

I drink 2 cans a day when cutting. Am I going to dead?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no but you'll get monkeypox

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, but your teeth will go to shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No sugar, they won't.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is citric acid

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          gnomish lies. I drank coke for years and always had cavities, swapped to coke zero and I haven't had a cavity since.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow you sure proved me wrong it's almost like citric acid doesn't cause cavities in the first place

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's phosphoric acid not citric acid that is bad in sodas.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Great. Monster has citric acid and citric acid erodes enamel. Stop trying to be a smartass

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So like use a straw?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like have an even remotely adequate oral hygiene routine

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're already dead
    This is hell

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense now that I think of it.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will ascend
    leave humanity behind

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asked in QTDDTOT but is this a meme? Should I drink it instead of coffee on the way to the gym?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, it has caffeine in it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes so does coffee

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Healthier than most energy drinks. Used to be a vitamin company if I remember right and their drink version of a multi was so successful that it became their big product instead

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno what it is about them but they don’t give me the awake feeling I get from coffee or other energy drinks. That is when I drink those other things to the tune of the amount of caffeine a Celsius allegedly has (~200mg)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the green tea extact and other shit they put in it. Green tea has a bunch of shit the mellows you out like l-theanine.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its the Glucuronolactone that other energy drinks lack

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. The RDA for caffeine is 400 milligrams 2 white monsters is 280 milligrams of caffeine. However drinking 2 cans is about 1/3rd the RDA for sodium so watch that.

      These are fine. The calorie burn claim is overrated its just ginger and green tea

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no RDA for caffeine since the body doesn't need it. What you posted is the maximum daily amount.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its the same thing smartass - its the Recommended Daily Allowance (Recommended)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DISGUSTING

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      These taste like shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they do

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh noooooooooooo i can't be in a calorie deficit without my sweeties

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only strong people drink sips. I'll rape you

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s for the caffeine the taste is just a plus
      Coffee tastes like shit the only time i can enjoy a coffee is on a cold rainy morning with a cigarette but since i live in commiefornia that happens once every other year.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    those are bad for your heart
    i get high blood pressure when i drink monster

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My RH BPM is 50 and i drink 2 cans of it too. What now?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy kidney stones

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      had one yesterday
      did NOT enjoy

      so fucking done with carbonated drinks
      only gonna have preworkout from now on

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had 2.5 today.
    heart rate pretty slow

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i used to have between 2 and 4 a day, but would have a resting heart rate of like 50. i don't get it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you became resistant to the caffeine, cut the coffee for a while. One of these things allows me to get to 189 Hb per minute while doing cardio

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me tell you about Rosa
    >Taste 1000x better
    >still has no sugar
    But IST fags won't consume it because its pink and they're insecure lol.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my friends and I have nicknamed it "twink drink" because two cute guys at the gym always drink them.
      Its pretty good tho, better than white.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because two cute guys at the gym always drink them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cute guys
        You know you want to fuck them anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In terms of flavour, its black, pink, then white. Orange and purple are also good runner ups. Yellow If you just cant stop eating pineapple

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yellow isn't even pineapple its lemony

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It literally says pineapple on the can bro

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It literally doesn't and its literally called "Ultra Citron"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it's because it isn't in my convenience store...
      and IST is full of gays, not sure what you're talking about

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is a moral good to drink those

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been drinking 3-4 of those per day for the last 2 years, I haven't had any kidney stones or other problems so far

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been drinking 3-4 of those per day
      Bruh are you serious? You know the bottle says 1 max a day right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bruh are you serious?
        Yes.
        >You know the bottle says 1 max a day right?
        Does it really matter? It should say drink 0 a day if it actually cared about the health of the people drinking it, it's just a recommendation

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else tried and gone over to Reign yet? Most of these are pretty good, sugarless and got BCAA.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reign is nice because it doesn't have that bitter aftertaste to it. I usually drink the orange flavored one. Lime Bang is also good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reign tastes like powder

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tested these BCAA drinks like bang and such and there's like 60mg of bcaas. Its just to market it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they had more, BCAAs are a meme

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        BCAAs are a fucking meme to begin with

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if they had more, BCAAs are a meme

          I didn't ask

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love all their offbeat flavours. lime ricky and lychee and such

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Lychee flavor is absolutely delicious Is2g I've never tasted anything so good with so few calories!

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    drink something with electrolytes anon

    you don't have to stop drinking the caffeine though go nuts man you'll know when to stop

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're probably going to turn into a woman.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will it turn me into a magick girl?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Duno, you'll have to ask /a/ or IST about that one.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice one will sus

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Godspeed anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you make a contract with Ultra Orange

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol their large monsters look like lon-lon milk bottles
      that's interesting

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was drinking around 4 a day at one point and taking speed. It's awesome. Probably going to die by 30 though. Sober from speed for nearly a year but still have problems with caffeine although I've cut down.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting to get shredded on lmao2sips
    up the dose pussy

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monster is owned by two garden gnomes and it has 666 in Hebrew as its label. You be the judge

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      (*≧з≦)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/DUBCRHv.jpg

        I am obsessed with pale skinned garden gnomeesses I want to be their slave

        Aggie!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            last I heard she chuded out
            sad world

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              She went edgy after her mate died, she looks arthoe mode rn but not as outlandish as she was a while ago

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                wait what her significant other died?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her friend. Apparently she was sick and then took her own life, she grew jaded afterwards. I feel really sorry for her, that must be incredibly hard. I still watch her archived asmr videos because they're peak comfy. Agathaposting is becoming a thing again on IST for some reason.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think its nostalgia for the past, particularly since most of the boards have changed a lot these last few years and not for the better.

                I'm sussing out more niche boards these days, they have more of the older IST feeling.
                I just come here for /afg/ and the odd comfy thread.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/VGWcrUE.png

                last I heard she chuded out
                sad world

                https://i.imgur.com/F6HmG9J.png

                [...]
                Aggie!

                https://i.imgur.com/DUBCRHv.jpg

                I am obsessed with pale skinned garden gnomeesses I want to be their slave

                https://i.imgur.com/gCEdLkH.jpg

                (*≧з≦)

                i'd like to have non-consensual sex for the purposes of molestation with Aggy if you know what i mean

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am obsessed with pale skinned garden gnomeesses I want to be their slave

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 a day aint shit, before i even started lifting i drank 4 and smoked 2 packs of cigarettes every day.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw europoor
    Rate my patrician taste

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not bad but put orange zero ultra in S tier

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're probably right now that I think about it, haven't had one in years but remember bringing back 2x24 packs of those fuckers every time I went to swedistan for cheap sips

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the mango and coffe are so fucking good, i might grab one of the carmel or bean ones before i go to work i forgot about them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why bother making a rate chart if there are more you haven't tried than have

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        because I'm Norwegian and don't have access to most of them, still tried all of the ultra ones except rosa

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no peach zero

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dogshit chard, monster mule is actually god tier. assault and zero are also amazing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gold in bad
      >mule in disgusting

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Globohomo took straws from me so now I can't sippy because I don't want acidic shit on my teeth.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy some metal reusable ones.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really crack open a monster and puts straw Into it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      do the old swish method where you have a sip and swish of water after every sip

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a copper water bottle and drink water after each one.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink green tea. Your body will thank you later.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The catalog has decided you will die

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit causes arrhythmias and is being shilled.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does not

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, checkout my fridge

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      -ACK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice, bout a week's supply (i'm dead serious)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Lyz1N2v.jpg

      yo

      good goy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Lyz1N2v.jpg

      yo

      based

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    only if youre a vaxxie

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs all other flavors
    outta my way

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hate the flavor of mango because I was born with mutant taste-buds or some shit but this one is so damn fine

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    one BANG has twice the caffeine than 1 monster
    so health wise if you're gonna drink 2 monster a day anyway it's both better and cheaper to drink a BANG BANG YOU SHOT ME DOWN

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >massive sugar
    >massive acid
    >massive caffeine

    Just drink water and black coffee

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong
      Not a problem
      Less than a Starbucks coffee

      Not even trying mate

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >starbucks
        Might as well shovel shit sprinkled with sugar down your throat.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black.
          Their coffees have more caffeine in 8 oz than a monster has in 16

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be fine, I drink two of these a day

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink 3, no need to worry about calcifying my pineal gland right this second. It doesn't ruin gut health though, your body produces tons of formaldehyde and destroys it already.
    I'll quit when I force myself to quit, by the end of the year I'll do omad a few hours before bed (making caffeine consumption impossible).
    I dislike how it makes me socially inept.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I only see jello blood in vaxxies though, but no it's something that's existed for years and year prior to the vaxxines.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tldr red bull might not be good because um caffeine might make you stressed and sugar is an issue
    very enlightening, in-depth video
    I see nothing mentioned of the fact that caffeine is simply addictive, no one knows why this man had maple syrup blood or explains how caffeine creates it
    only how caffeine makes one who has maple syrup blood die of their vaccine prion induced myocarditis sooner rather than 3 to 5 years in the future
    amazing, and I'm the one admitting caffeine is in fact addictive and unhealthy for my mind and 7th chakra

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you drinking this shit? just drink water anon dont e a retard

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