I eat like 400g of this shit per day

Absolute GOAT food...but high in calories. Tastes like caramel. Looks like little shits.

What do you fatties eat that's 'the healthy desert option'

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like delicious wrinky old man balls, mmh, imagine LE smelle ;*~~

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have to imagine

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    400g isn't healthy. I eat them too but that much is sugar bomb

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat dates
    >get stomach cramps
    >so painful thought I was dying
    How do you eat those little dudes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many did you eat anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ate four maybe five iirc. Haven't touched them again since the incident.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    date shakes are fucking amazing
    but they WILL make you shit your pants

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    great way to get fat.
    tasty as fuck though

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use them pre and post workout. High on fibers and despite the sugars have a low glycemic index.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mom makes protein bars for me out of these. Pretty based ngl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom sounds nice mate, gratz

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've read parts of Quran and it says you should have 7 for breakfast.
    so I eat 7 every morning.

    Warning: they make your sweat smell like sour piss

    I'm not even Muslim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as a lover of the stink, this is an endeavour i must try
      i love the smell of piss and the smell of sweat
      i wasn’t like this before i started lifting, bros

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Op here

    I eat 400g a day. That's around 8 or 9 dates.

    No explosive skitters. All controlled each morning with an easy shlip n' schlide.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I eat 400g a day. That's around 8 or 9 dates.
      What type of dates are you eating that are 50 grams each?

      Also I love these little deglets like you wouldn’t believe, have them as a preworkout/breakfast with coffee, nice source of potassium, and probably placebo but I don’t seem to crave junk food anymore since I started eating them everyday.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao retard. I have a 200g bag and it has like 25 of them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously your not eating the right dates retard. These ones I'm eating are so big it makes your mums clitoris look like a fuckin skittle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/tGi4xDM.jpg

        Absolute GOAT food...but high in calories. Tastes like caramel. Looks like little shits.

        What do you fatties eat that's 'the healthy desert option'

        >he already eats ze bugs
        Lmao
        Lol even

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Spirit

    >high in calories. Tastes like caramel.
    sounds like a sugar hell, i already took the train out of lardistan.
    >tfw people on this board think high calories is a good thing
    hifh protein macro is good for muscles, not high sugar and fat. Unless you aim for nikocado physique
    t. fat guy trying to lose weight and already lost 7 kg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retard and or underage
      filtered

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i bought 2-3kg of these on a big sale and i've started using them as a pre/post workout, i love dates

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MFW my package of dates says one serving is about 80g.
    >This bro eating x5 the recommended amount.

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