I fricked an escort yesterday and while she was riding me she told me my pecs were wonderful
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I fucked an escort yesterday and while she was riding me she told me my pecs were wonderful
mires are mires
I fricked a girl a couple of weeks ago on vacation.
We showered together and she was patting me dry.
She said everything is hard, you definitely don't skip leg day.
nice
not from cali but girl i was with, her breath definitely had that cigarette taste.
She did mire more my fat dick but that's just luck
>We showered together and she was patting me dry.
To all other anons: this shit is intimate and lovely as frick. No words need to be spoken even. Women have an incomprehensible soft touch, it's the best.
Man, you made it. Good job king.
im in california, is it possible to frick 18-22 year old escorts here who don't look and smell like cigarettes' smoking methheads?
I'm only familiar with massage parlors, and that's just filled with old asian women. If they were young woman I'd be interested, but I'm not interested in some saggy tit 40 year old granny
yea near the ontario airport area. The double tree near there was my fav frick spot. fricking miss those times
A hole is a hole. Less picky = more sex.
Yes, but it’s fricking expensive. I paid $400 to frick a 9/10 blonde chick.I’ll only splurge like that once or twice a year
how to set that up? where in california?
I'm willing to pay
Google "your city name + escort + twitter" or "your city name + escort", that's how I usually go about it
Fricking kek this has to be fake. b***hes will pay a guy 300hr to frick them for only fans???
>Application fee 20
Sounds like a scam
>Bitches will pay a guy 300hr to frick them for only fans???
Reread the text
Not even clear if that's the case, pretty ambiguous since it's worded the same as the 25 fee
You have to pay her. Does that make it more clear?
go to the monger general on /gif/
so what you just hammer some out of your league chick and nut presumably fairly quickly and then what do you hang for the rest of the hour or what
Pretty much. Kinda make small talk and hang out a little. This blonde chick was hairless. Had her ass right near my face while giving head, and I could see how tight and smooth everything was. She was not dyel. Sculpted ass, gifted hips.
was just casually looking online
>£600
>for an hour
lol, lmao even. why do these women not take care of their most valuable asset
The girl I’m talking about was a gem. I’ve never seen an escort that took care of herself the way she did. Even her skin was blemish free. We talked about lifting, she was not dyel.
>here's your $1000 an hour prostitute
I wouldn't even frick that for free. Im not a burger either so it wasn't 1k, and if it was i wouldn't pay that tbh.
Its not the same at all vs a date or hookup. It can feel a bit mechanical and rushed vs the awkwardness of the first frick with a woman. On the other hand, the feeling of meeting a girl and she's sucking your dick 5 minutes later was always a turn on to me.
I still prefer normal girls but when you just want some hardcore frick with a girl who fricks really well and you find her hot, it can be pretty fun.
For virgins, im unsure. She's there to make you feel comfortable, either you're experienced or not.
hot as frick but not 1000$ per hour
you serious?
no women is worth 1000 an hour, no matter the currency
>1000 bolivarez
They call it a wife
I can shave her
You leave sexy hairy pit girls alone.
where the frick is she to think that's worth 600? India?
https://tryst.link/escort/tabitha-harper#photos
10/10 in bongland
same day? £200 rush fee
who the frick uses those websites when you can get better for much less by calling a pimp? freelancer hookers are shit anyway
I've never fricked a hooker I don't have to. Someone on fit told me the website. I think it's safe to say most fit posters don't know a pimp
Kek. In spain these prices are done only by guiri women and spaniard women and both are fricking delusional. You can frick 10/10 latinas for 100 euros an hour, while the spanish granny asks for 200 euros and the ugly brit """"""teen""""" asks for 300. No woman is worth that much. I used to go to my regular prostitute of trust once or twice a month (always the same woman because she wasnt part of a mafia and wasnt trying to involve me in some weird shit), but since i started going to the gym and fixing my life half a year ago, i consider it a waste of time, i even consider it bad for my ego. I visited her after a long time of ignoring her last month because i was painfully horny and she wow'd at my change, she was looking at us nonstop in the mirrors, touching all over me and shit and acted extra friendly and insisted in me to stay a while more. When i was a fatso she was ok but she wanted to just get the job done as quickly as possible. Gym was totally worth it, its an achievement unlocked to get a woman who has rode 100000000 wieners to honestly mire you, its very noticeable when they say it to be nice and when they say it in honesty
Can you post transformation for reference?
>give prostitute steady stream of money
>ignore her
>go back
>she is extra nice
they are vultures preying on your desires. I'm not saying you didn't improve but
I fricked her for 25 minutes, quick shower, rested and talked for 10-15 and fricked 15+ minutes more.
If you're paying that much you're probably getting at least an hour. And if you did your homework on the girl, you make sure she offers multiple shots in the hour. So no you don't hang out, you take 5 minutes then frick her again and repeat.
how the hell do you guys frick that many times in an an hour
after fapping it takes me several hours in order to bust a nut again, and the second nut is low volume and feels less good
I'm a virgin btw
when there's an 8-10/10 girl naked touching you and sucking your dick, its pretty easy to get hard again within 5 minutes anon
plus you go for longer each round because you're less sensitive
This tbh. Might not be as easy to ejaculate again, but to get hard and continue to frick its pretty damn easy.
You're either old, fat/out of shape, or low hormones. Young people have shorter refractory periods, same for higher primary hormones. What you experience is "normal" for the average person but not for physically healthy
How old is old
I'm 32 and can go again after a couple minutes. Like I said before though, the sensitivity is not the same, so you last longer, and the nut isn't as big obviously because you just blast out everything you had
How is that shit even worth it. Even for the hottest girl ever I would not pay 400 bucks to frick her, come on now.
it's funny how gays will blow $400 on a literal hooker but if you go to a classy nightclub and flirt with (basically the same girls) and drop maybe a couple hundred on drinks etc for them you can get the exact same thing cheaper and more organically (and possibly more than once/ chick)
Hookers are most definitely cheaper than actual women in the long run, not even close. Men have their entire wealth and income obliterated by a b***h that divorces you (after she cheated). If you ahve kids with her it's fricking over.
That being said, $400 per pop is just ridiculously expensive, the going rate in my area is $100 for a solid 8/10
yes obviously don't marry her, I just mean a ons/ hookup, if you wanted you could deliberately make it awkward just so she doesn't call you kek
They're (escorts, prossies, everything) illegal here so I'm not in the right circles to know prices but yeah $400 does sound extreme, still for that money she better be actually hot.
$100 on an initial night out should get you as decent lead. once it's a sure thing if you set a $400 total cap and stretch it as far as you can then ghost I assure you that you'll have sec more than once, many more than once I'd say
if you dont value your time that is
going out having fun with friends, socializing and meeting women who aren't literal prostitutes just appeals to me more than being some woman's 5th frick of the night then sitting alone. idk though maybe I'm just quirky
I used to think like that too, but with every early to mid-20s women having a 10,20,30 guys bodycount, I feel like a fool trying to "wine and dine" her and have deep conversation and invest time and effort when I know she's just a prostitute too, just a dishonest one.
well if that's all you can get then sure go and frick a woman who does that in a night. it's exactly the same thing. it's not really been an issue for me. why haven't you locked someone down by 21?
anon, are you *positive* that your wife
doesn't read this board?
Same. Got cheated on by my gf after two years of dating. Another gf left me for a man she liked but they never got together because he wasn’t interested in her. I stopped caring. Every few months or so, I’ll go out and frick a prostitute when I feel an urge for sex. Relationships are bullshit if you can’t find the right person.
'can get' vs 'will get hassle free'
If you're in California and can't find amps with young women IDK what to say
T. Guy who also lives in California
Dude the real hack is literally swip around tinder. If a girl only has her SC she will def match you say “teehee add my snap” and once you did you will see her listing on her story
I've only been to a massage parlor once. I got a massage from a cute woman who looked 30-36 and was 4 ft tall. My wiener felt huge in her hands. She told me I was sweet and gave me Eskimo kisses and to come back and see her
How much did they charge for the handjob?
$40. Next time I'm going to see about the nuru massage. Funny thing is I actually love a good shoulder massage. I'm guessing this is how it usually works but I paid for a real massage first. The hour was $60.
Congratulations Anon
Sad tbqh
Nah mate she was hot as frick, chill and i had a blast.
You can't criticise anything that gives you satisfaction unless it's affects someone else negatively.
>he believes prostitutes
Ngmi
The lady at the massage parlor said I had a big, beautiful wiener and a handsome face. And she asked if I had a girlfriend.
This
He thinks prostitutes care about making you feel good.
You gotta browse the escort listings. This chick was in Thousand Oaks. She only posted like once
is it worth it?
I have no interest in ever getting in a relationship or marrying and if you compare the Modern dating experience with just hiring a hooker, you find out it's basically the same with less steps and you're guaranteed sex maybe even for cheaper.
I'm a virgin
based
i have gyno and one time a girl said my chest looks like girl boobies
where would you even look for escorts, been interested in finding one myself
on the internet
The continent of Europe
Just go to asian massage parlors anon
Its easier with no bullshit and no headaches
USASexGuide is a forum where you can find dudes reviewing prostitutes in your city.
That varies a lot from country to country. Like some anons said, there are usually boards (locals and international) that can help you with that info.
it's so weird that no one so far mentioned your moms house
just go to any prostitute house. are you even serious?
Why pay for something that is free?
Post pecs
Imagine believing anything a prostitute says
There's more than words when you're with someone but who really cares dude.
you would do just fine. It goes from awkard to sex really and you quickly adapt.
Do you think they get studs every time? Like, being awkard and not knowing what to do is probably their routine
Like i said, very different things. I agree with you, even tho girls i frick are not fricking 5 guys a day. They are actual students/workers who do this shit part time. Its just kinda fun meeting some hoe that you know you'll frick right away and can go hard.
kek.
I'm married and a dream about touching a new woman's body constantly. It's fricking difficult bros.
I haven't for a while but I went to a party the other day and there was one chick there who made me feel like a frickin teenager. when I was hugging people and saying goodbye I got to her she felt so fricking soft and warm and her hand lingered on my back. I see her around and she's always exchanging glances with me I would absolutely ruin her
Also married and I fantasize about all of the attractive women in my neighborhood, especially with the neighborhood pool being open. I notice them glancing at my abs and my big dick swinging around in my board shorts and they smile at me in the pool. Last week this one woman was wearing a bathing suit with a thong back and she bent over right in front of me looking for something in her bag, I went home and fricked my wife silly.
Youre a potential cheater and should be institutionalised.
Aw frick I meant:
anon, are you *positive* that your wife
doesn't read this board?
How would that be specific enough for her to know if that’s for sure her husband even with the incredibly low likelihood she reads this board?
The only reason I would frick a hooker is to purposefully pick a below average one and make her wear a brown paper bag on her head for the duration.
Because I hate women
in my country there are a shitload of eastern european and southern american prostitutes. i’m lean and hit 1/2/3/4, are they gonna notice i’m some autistic loser? i look good but am socially fricked. been debating on visiting one for a year now digits and i visit one this week.
>southern American prostitutes
well I'll be danged that sounds mighty fine
Depends how you look. Post a pic.
this is roughly my physique i got maybe a little more muscle with a 7/10 face.
Yes they will probably notice it. Who gives a shit, you’re there to frick.
Post your pecks.
>hookers in 1st world
>400 USD
>600 GBP
What the frick, it's random prostitute and not queen of england. I know you people are rich but this is crazy.
In my shithole country it's around 30- 40 USD, more only if you want perverted thing.
what country
They also refuse to service you if you aren't at least a failed chad, pussy inflation is insane
This is also becoming a thing in the third world so don't expect to avoid it my senpai
In Germany it is legal, the price seems to be 80€ for 30 minutes but fricking hell, I could not find a single girl where I would pay this money, they all look mediocre at best and I think to myself "Man, I'm not paying for that". I think I am looking at the wrong place or something.
No you're just normal have standards. Most prostitutes are disgusting, and that's before you even consider what they do for a living.
I would easily pay $1000 for an hour with prime Autumn Falls, Kylie Page, or Noelle Easton. Shame they all ruined their faces (and body in Noelle's case)
I think she had a medical condition
Prossies are illegal here but even if I could I wouldn't (i'm terminally online).
I wouldn't be able to handle even just the greeting part
same I get anxious ringing a stranger on the phone, no way I'd meet a random women with the purpose of paying her for sex.
It's really not that deep though, felt no different that a doctors appointment
>Hey my name is Anon, I'd like to book a session, 30 minutes for 90€.
>Hello anon. Sure, come meet me at [adress] at 16:45, is that okay?
>Yeah sure
>Bye
>Bye
sure that doesn't sound so bad, and I bet the girls are used to awkwardness, but I feel like I'd get there and be all um ah I'm uh anon um should I take off my pants? err do I pay now, umm? and probably be physically shaking from nerves lul
They probably think it's endearing and a nice change of pace from all the fat ugly disgusting slobs who think they are hot shit and try to frick like in porn.
>lifting to end up fricking a prostitute that fricked a greasy middle age married man just a few hours ago
> The prostitute gets payed so she says a compliment
> the fitard buys it
Its over.
Yeah, but it’s pretty cool when an escort texts you and asks you to come over off the clock just cause she’s horny and likes the way you look and frick.
that doesn't happen, to anyone, ever
Yes, it did, to me.
nah
Okay.
thank you
To anyone not moronic who would like to benefit from my experience, basically just treat an escort like a normal person. Don’t worship her, don’t treat her like a rental. Yes, that’s what she is, but if you treat her like an actual frick buddy (take care of her needs too, treat her like a friend, etc) even if you don’t get freebies, you’ll get way better service with more options. In my case, the escort in question knew i was trustworthy and liked the way I treated her, so we moved on from client/provider to friends with benefits. I’m not saying that will happen to everyone, but like I said, you’ll be far better off anyway.
just stop guy, you're getting more and more cringe the more you go
To
Btw, as a trans escort, I know no one ever gets freebies.
I'd gladly pay $1000 for Skyler Storm, Ria Sunn, Blake Blossom, Marilyn Mansion, Sandra Luberc, Carmen Callaway, Madi Collins, Selena Ivy Demi Hawks, Daisy Bean, Amber Moore, Hazel Moore, Alice Green Melody Marks
Gf looks like this from the back and has better body from the front.
Show us the powerful pecs for reference
if you were attractive and had an ounce of self respect, you wouldn't need to pay for it.
If you can pull hot young fit girls who let you do pretty much anything, good for you. I can't really complain about my sex life but herein i confirm i don't really pull that type of girl.
Jesus guys, the prices being mentioned here in this thread... Here in the Netherlands I can just walk into the red light district of my local city and pay 50 euros for the full package. And they are literally lined up next to each other, so all you have to do is walk through the red light district and pick the one you are feeling like fricking.
How likely is it to get an STD?
BTW how are normal women over there? Since it's way easier to find sex they must be a tad bit different when engaging with guys right?
>How likely is it to get an STD?
I don't really know, but I assume higher than when having sex with an average girl
>BTW how are normal women over there? Since it's way easier to find sex they must be a tad bit different when engaging with guys right?
Nah not really, it's not considered normal to visit prostitutes (or at least, it's not common to admit that you do). Everyone knows about the existence of red light districts, but actually visiting them is quite a taboo and not mainstream at all. Most women don't even consider it an option that guys would visit a prostitute. They think that only dirty old men do it.
It's really not that many at all. I'm pretty sure the (relative) amount of illegal prostitutes in the US exceeds the amount of legal prostitutes in the Netherlands. Also, 99% of the red light district workers are either eastern European or South American.
Interesting, have you ever visited them yourself? How was the experience?
Thanks for the info
Yeah I have a couple of times when I was a bit younger. The whole experience was kinda meh. It's really not the same as having 'real sex' to a person that actually wants to have sex with you. It's more like a glorified form of masturbation, using a living fleshlight, but then there is the paranoia of std's, and the idea that she just got done being fricked by another dude. Also, most of the girls are actually quite bad at sex, do weird fake moans, and are just generally uninterested and kinda depressed. It's quite a sad experience really.
There was 1 time where there was a hot indian chick who was really into me and we had a really good time though.
99% of prostitutes insist condom, if you find one who doesn't she is probably disease ridden.
Europe is a miserable continent they need cheap sex for people not to off themselves. Think about it. Why are so many men's daughters offering themselves for so cheap? Broken society
amsterdam of den haag? zie vaak alleen maar oude wijven
Groningen
I'm a 28 year old kissless hugless handholdless dateless virgin who has turned down sex a couple times over the course of my life because I never feel good enough about my body.
It's over.
>tfw 6'2, 7 incher, handsome, lean and no girls begging to be with me
having a gf who doesn't love you really sucks out your youth.
leave her
i already did, bucko. 8 months ago. i did everything i could too. even offered to pay for couples counseling. good thing she didn't take me up on it bc she was 200k in debt with no good job, never put out, never apologized. now im in the best shape of my life.
>mfw still no harem
is 30 too old to have sex? it feels like my prick can't even get erect anymore just because nothing sexually excited me
>Pay for one hour
>cum in two minutes
>leave awkwardly