I genuinely don't understand how people can have sex when they can't even do ten pushups

I genuinely don't understand how people can have sex when they can't even do ten pushups

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesnt take much strength to overpower a woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woman

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sex is dick in pussy
        anal doesnt count

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly the average sex session is actually like 3 or 4 minutes, and I guess they aren't doing the shit you see in porn where the guyd is lifting the girl of the ground

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So how do average people have sex

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people are having bad sex. most of the sex out there is really horrendous. i am talking bad smelling drunken incompetent dry pussy stinky ass half limp dick prematurely ejaculating gross sounds faking bullshit. seriously, if you can get a full erection and fuck a girl for 10 minutes then you are in the top 1% of men nowadays.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. There's a reason most women don't come from sex.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly OP i've had the same thought, sometimes when I cum I collapse in a sweaty mess afterwards because I went so apemode pounding my wife. i'm a fitlad that actually does cardio so i can only imagine what sex is like for people who aren't active.

      this has gotta be it. after teenage years its gotta be dire for normies who dont work out, drink most nights, and eat like shit. no wonder so many people complain about ED or dead bedrooms.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I have ED and it sucks. I use cialis

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          how old are you that you have ED? any history of injuries to the area? overweight? some kind of health problem? vaccinated?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            26. Twice circumcised as an infant (penis looks normal shaped though, just bad scar lines). Used to hold bladder a lot (long story short, one of my ex gfs had a piss fetish and loved to be pissed on/in). Not overweight, was always toned but recently got some pudge in the last year that I've been working to remove. No known health issues, blood levels and counts come back in normal healthy ranges. Unvaccinated.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it does, sinedafil didn’t even work at first until I upped the dosage a lot and did nofap. Imagine being a virgin for 33 years then you finally have sex but find out you have ed and your dick is too small anyway, clown world.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What sucks is having vivid memories of what it was like to have a good erection when I was jerking off throughout high school. They came on their own, the hardness felt right, it didn't go soft. Some people are made eunuchs, others are born eunuchs. There's more to life than sex, but the lack of affection is hard please don't get me wrong I completely understand and have been alone a lot myself. There's just something else out there for guys like us...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do not understand why guys like this don't just fuck prostitutes. If you're still a virgin in your mid 20s, you better get some fucking experience under your belt, otherwise you're really going to disappoint whoever you potentially hook up with.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's just a hole of degeneracy I would feel sick going down.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was only able to even have sex due to getting fit and having gone through therapy, of course I should have done it earlier though, ideally when I was a teenager. Before that I was way too nervous to have sex with a prostitute, tried going to a massage place once but it didn’t work at all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive never not made a girl cum they always tell me im the best theyve had in 21 years then i end up catching oneitis for an “innocent quiet girl” whos secretly a size queen whose highschool ex had a 9incher could fuck for 3 hours straight apparently. Then she makes fun of my 7inch dick and dumps me cuz i cant make her cum. Life is UNFAIR. But theres no way this bitch could ever be satisfied other than a one in a million pornstar tier guy right

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is outrageous

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to hear that anon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess I'm top 1% then? Every time I have sex it's at least 30 minutes until I can cum, usually longer. Last girl I fucked loved it and then complained that she was sore after.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I genuinely don't understand how people can have sex when they can't even do ten pushups
    Because pecs aren't used heavily during secs?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you think you hold yourself up in missionary? You're basically holding pushup position with a bit more help than usual from leg position.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holding a push up position makes it hard to kiss while in missionary. A plank position on elbows and forearms would be better.

        If you're not a fat ass who is scared of bellies slapping together, you can go chest to chest and wrap your arms around her while she leg locks you in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? I just stick it in her and pee

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No matter what I did I could not last long at all, my ex was far too tight. Condoms, numbing spray, christ even just being inside made me coom.

    Its a curse anons I just want to be able to fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and to add some more context, hands or whatever else that wasn't pussy I could a decent amount, but I literally could not last more than a few pumps after penetration.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can barely last 5 minutes anyway.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't have sex and I can do 100 push ups.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see these chubby or skeleton dudes and I just cannot comprehend that they’re having sex. How do these people feel confident enough to have sex let alone undress? I just don’t get it. Having to fuck some guy with a gut just seems vile. I’m not having sex until I have achieved my goal body and hit 1/2/3/4 for my 5RM.

    also thank you based captcha i was going to skip leg day but i got some motivation now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fug forgot pic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets motivation from a fucking captcha
      >needs motivation at all to get gymming
      ngmi fr

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i am but a simple man. am genuinely tired though after running 4 miles this morning and work after.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First time I had sex was 25 (lol) with a 29 year old "MILF" (5'4 105lbs). Was really nervous that I would blast my load the moment I entered her, but turns out I was (and am) a stud.
    Ended up fucking her for 4 hours until she was exhausted, got my nickname "spermatosaurus" from her.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy kissing men?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never kissed anyone.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never had sexual intercourse.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman isn't on top
    >"sex"

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the secret for the purple pepe dear ma/g/ician

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