i got braces and now i cant fucking chew anything because its pulling all my teeth out of their sockets how the FUCK am i supposed to bulk like this??...

i got braces and now i cant fricking chew anything because its pulling all my teeth out of their sockets how the FRICK am i supposed to bulk like this???

tried putting my chicken and rice in the blender but its too much like puke and too much water

should i just rid all my teeth out and get dentures at 24?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you'll get used to it pussy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pain goes away quickly. Just drink whey for a while.

      problem is it fills the braces with food and its gonna rot em (no i wont fricking brush my teeth like a girl)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no i wont fricking brush my teeth like a girl
        Mah teeth itch!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pain goes away quickly. Just drink whey for a while.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just do it like the kids do it
      Eat soups and mashed potato until you can start chewing mildly, and then migrate to eating stews or noodles or rice.

      >1-3 weeks for the first set of adjustments
      >quickly
      lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mine lasted like 3 days and then I could eat pretty much normal again

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk what to tell you OP, most people wear braces before they even know what a protein or a kcal is

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He fell for the brace israelite

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up you pussy, I had braces for nearly three years in high school and I didn't complain once. Take the pain like a man you homosexual.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you take braces after puberty youre just throwing your money away, just give up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks young...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah thats my point, she's still in the age where it's feasible to take braces.
        Otherwise you get fake looking teeth like pic related.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rape

          If you take braces after puberty youre just throwing your money away, just give up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just don't bleach them white

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn those look perfect.
          My shit is crooked like a hooker's legs.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            get braces

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm too old for braces.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you're not, quit being a b***h

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm literally 52 you dickhead.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off homosexual. Braces after 20 are pathetic. Man up

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            pull them out

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            those are 100% veneers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her teeth look fake because she bleached them to hell not because of braces.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you take braces after puberty youre just throwing your money away, just give up

          why do girls with proper facial development need braces?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They grew up eating soft foods, unironically. Gotta crunch, munch, and chew

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      False

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Painfully attractive

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon she's 15

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          doesnt change a thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The average white girl looks like makeup-less Mila
      kunis

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        but that girls caked in makeup

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant that they look like that regardless of full makeup or no makeup.
          The average white girl can't look like that even at caked up level because they don't have that hair nor those eyes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no she's not

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pop acetaminophen for a few days until the pain goes away.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need to be 18 to post here

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best investment

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another bout of 3+ concurrent mouth ulcers

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't get invisalign
    Ngmi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah lemme just put this plastic in my mouth for 2 years strai-

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F597Y9C01Z8

      >saves your bulk

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The solution to all your worries, and you don't even need your teeth any more!

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish I had braces when I was younger. I hate this overbite lads

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't you get invisalign moron? i had hella fricked teeth but it only took 10 months to fix and i got to eat whatever i wanted

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOMAD

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are a teenager

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greek yoghurt
    Eggs
    Mashed potatoes
    Mashed peas
    Fricking fried beans homies

    This ain’t hard. No wonder you got braces Black person your probably 14 little sorry b***h. Checksum.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well there goes your jawline. I hope you are prepared to be a chinlet

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Braces are bad for you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      supposedly ancient greeks/egyptians had them so nah

      Frick off homosexual. Braces after 20 are pathetic. Man up

      so is being an insecure snaggletooth moron lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >supposedly ancient greeks/egyptians had them so nah
        ancient greeks also put lead in their wine because it tasted yummy, what is your point here homosexual?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          whats your point? lead is good for you. as you just proved.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy mass gainer and protein powder. Gotta get those macros in somehow

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protien shakes. You should be drinking them everyday anyway.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat ice cream moron, there is no better bulking food

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    braces are one of the few things my parents did right. I basically have perfect teeth now and I've had perfect teeth since middle school.

    But if I have kids I'm going to raise them on a healthier diet than I had as a kid with way less bread, more stuff like jerky and carrots. Hopefully this would give them proper development and they'd never even need braces.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going to get braces at 30

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im in braces right now, my bite is so fked only one side of my teeth touch. I can barely chew. Have to get jaw surgery, feelsbad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with this jaw surgery thing? When is it needed?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't your teeth be simply straightened? I'm afraid mine is fricked too I have a profile like a rat but when I put my jaw 1cm forward where it should be I have good jawline.
      I'm afraid this is not something that can be solved.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pop painkillers and stop being a pussy.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I got braces and didnt eat so much candy. My teeth are all fricked up. Also blonde girls with braces are the most attractive to me.

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