I have come to the point where I can upload a shirtless photo in my undies onto tinder and not get banned, and hookup with qts on Saturday night that weigh less than me. Have I made it?
I have come to the point where I can upload a shirtless photo in my undies onto tinder and not get banned, and hookup with qts on Saturday night that ...
>advertising you're a Nazi with the necklace
Woah are you part Ukranian?
the muttoid orc russia shill reveals it's final form
fricking grim
I can see your wiener
you call that a wiener
Realy? Where?
Looks like a trans man to me look at the nipples, thats 100% surgery
Doesn't take much, just have some semblance of abs.
Your body isn't that impressive, but for normies it's good enough. If you're happy that you can frick bawds, then by all means be happy. You can always be some girls 15th wiener of the month
>You can always be some girls 15th wiener of the month
what are the other options? keep lifting weights alone in a dark room and keep getting bigger and bigger until the end of times like some comic book villain, or wait the one in a million "trad" girl and hoping she is single when you find her?
You are empty, soulless and utterly devoid of content.
Your search of pussy is an inner reflection of your personal failures. You have no personality, you have no character and most importantly you have no willpower. You desperately seek females or the "one" when in reality you don't deserve it. What do you have to offer? What do you do? Nothing, you have no interesting hobbies, you have nothing going on. You wake up, piss, shit, eat, lift, play video games or consume media and repeat. Lifting weights is the only discernible positive thing.
You are empty, you are devoid of content and are therefore completely insufficient for any woman to love you.
Work on yourself, love yourself. How can you expect anyone to love you for who you are if you have nothing and don't even love yourself?
>you have no interesting hobbies, you have nothing going on. You wake up, piss, shit, eat, lift, play video games or consume media and repeat
I have hobbies, i don't play video games, i don't watch movies, porn, or consuem any other media. I have become IST's perfect machine and i am tired of always being alone.
>I have become IST's perfect machine
>i am tired of always being alone
You're not done yet, anon. You still have work to do.
found the feminist, men need to work on themselvs, while women are perfect the way they are.
Women get to have their inherent value as being holes and being young, and once the latter goes it's over for them and they hopefully shacked up with a high value man early, else they settle. It's not fair but it's a fact that women get to have sex easier than men because they have that inherent value. It's balanced out by the fact that in reality sex isn't what they're after and they still don't get satisfaction unless they actually find a long term partner, and if they give themselves too much before it literally wires their brains wrong because of the oxytocin bonding experience they go through every time they go through intercourse.
Put this way, men and women are different, and you probably wouldn't be any happier as a woman. At least as a man your value is moreso what you do than what you look like.
Someone said that women's lives are front-loaded, and men's back-loaded
Ask the dudes 40+ w/o a relationship. And do it quick before they commit suicide or become alcoholics. Back-loaded my ass.
I wrote stuff boiling down to "controlled for attractiveness", but deleted it to avoid tl;dr'ing
*controlled for attractiveness
>How can you expect anyone to love you for who you are if you don't even love yourself?
stop projecting your self hatred on to others anon
Your entire post can be made about women but replace video games with Netflix AND also nix lifting, yet they don't have to struggle
>keep lifting weights alone in a dark room and keep getting bigger and bigger until the end of times like some comic book villain
yes
>or wait the one in a million "trad" girl and hoping she is single when you find her?
This unironically. Also funnily enough I had those options, but fricked it up. Mostly because I wasn't sexually attracted to them. They were pretty so idk why. Maybe I just got too numb.
>or wait the one in a million "trad" girl and hoping she is single when you find her?
Normie girls (not trad) are way more common than bawds, but you obviously have to find them in places that aren't Tinder or house parties, which is arguably harder than getting fit in 2023.
The "easiest" way is to act "nice" with a bawd, and once she friendzones you, you actually be friends with her.
With some luck and social skills, she will ask you to hang out with her and her friends, and usually, you can pick a good girl from her friends.
(This has only worked out for me twice out of several tries, so it may not be reliable)
>you can pick a good girl from her friends.
bawds aren't friends with good girls, if they are they're going to influence them. You're basically the sum of the 5 people you spend the most time with.
oh shit, so she's like over 750 pounds? damn
yeah I'm 2,000 pounds, 200 pounder crew in this b***h.
can you really not imagine doing anything other than fricking?
>keep lifting weights alone in a dark room and keep getting bigger and bigger until the end of times like some comic book villain
Yes
Judging from the replies, you got BTFO'ed. Now commit Seppuku you gay frick.
>keep lifting weights alone in a dark room and keep getting bigger and bigger until the end of times like some comic book villain
Yes
COMIC BOOK VILLAIN!!!
Unironically, yes.
You get banned for that? Are yo moronic? I been doing those since I was DYEL and getting way more and better b***hes then than I do now with a better body. You also identify your orientation? God damn you are a stupid zoomer
I tried a couple years ago after I made a little progress. I had my pic removed and a short banned. Messaged customer support or whatever and they said they didn't allow pics like that because so many women complained about it. I pointed out women do the same thing and they agreed, but thats what the higher ups decided so there was nothing they could do. Obviously if they like your pic enough they'll let you keep it.
Yeah I had the same experience. My profile was popping off finally. Then some c**t reported it in the same category as if I posted a pic of my penis and I got shadowbanned (or full banned, can't remember)
yeah I had like no luck when I was using an old phone. All my photos were grainy. Then I got new phone, took basically the same pics but higher quality. All of a sudden girls were like "wow, you're hot". Could you not tell when the photos were grainy? Women are dumb as frick I swear to god
This was my picture before I met my wife. Feels good when girls message you first with a heart or sexy emoji
gdamn that nip is ready for plucking
Neither of you even look like you lift. I'm not mad at you, I'm just baffled by how low normoid standards are.
>keep lifting weights alone in a dark room and keep getting bigger and bigger until the end of times
This is my plan. Go to work, come home, lift in my garage/basement, sleep, repeat.
Exactly. It's not about looking like you lift to IST standards. If you can show girls you have a healthy lifestyle and a above average body. Then youre set to go
Post body.
>Neither of you even look like you lift. I'm not mad at you, I'm just baffled by how low normoid standards are.
this lol
Nice breasts
Laughed out loud, thanks
What /c**t/ry anons? Sometimes I'm tempted to just cut for like 3 months straight and get on those apps, but I committed myself to beefing up this year and wanna keep it going until I'm properly jacked, at least to the point I mog almost everyone I'll see irl
>eating greens
>physique resembles that
Pottery
Greens are good for you, carnitard
what lifts for such big breasts?
GOOD MORNING SIR
post BBC
>Feels good when girls message you first with a heart or sexy emoji
Wouldn't read too much into it anon, pretty sure even pearanon gets those messages. Funny how they never seem to end up meeting.
god I want to pinch your nipples that look like some hershey kisses while your wife watches
>no "nice gyno gay" reply
IST has fallen
nice breasts, my dude, lemme get a suck in
and even with gyno. good for you my big booba brown fren
Oof get new underwear m8.
I have this as my shirtless pic... even though its not one where iiam most jacked, its outside with swimming shorts so more appropriate... i dont get many matches or easy hookups though
Probably gay mouth and stress dimples face marks. You look both old and young at the same time.
Take the exact same photo but smile next time and you'll slay
Not everyone has great smiles anon. Mine looks pained and I have terrible rotting teeth.
you look queasy and gross man, like a rapist from the woods. you really look like you're about to rape me
kek isnt that a good thing for getting women nowadays?
Since when did rapists have good bodies? They wouldn't need to rape!
Arent girls into that stuff doe, lol
Well not into being rape, but fantasy of it n stuff
lmfao
I've seen you in the cbt threads, this is a terrible pic of you lmao use something with better lighting
Fair enough
like damn man they can't even see those hypnotic icy blue eyes in this. what were you thinking???
This my first pic... also that shirtless one is year old... if i have time to go to beach this summer ill try to get a better picture(iam bulking though)
You look like a natural rapist
Solo selfies are awkward unless they're not obviously selfies. You're already good looking, so if you want to improve your chances massively do something like:
1. Portrait-style pic with you smiling that looks like it was taken by someone else
2. Pic with friends that shows your body, ideally you're the most attractive guy in the shot
3. Pic with family and/or le wholesome doggo
It's cliche but it works, women are swiping through a zillion matches and have a split-second for their unconscious brain to decide if you look attractive, fun, and not creepy
also ideally doing something to beef up the "he's fun" factor
just don't fall into the femoid trap of having all your pictures being of you drinking
dude, shave the beard but keep the stache, 100% serious here that shit is patchy and unattractive
you'd look like a lawman from a western (and that's a good thing)
Nice eyes anon. You look like if Chris Pratt was an Eastern European serial killer.
Anon is very right and very funny
if this guy can't get girls off tinder im FRICKED
Ive fricked some milfs off dating apps but they werent very attractive if iam honest
Thanks, i wentto barber like a month ago(had very long hair) and i think ill grow them long again
You look like a moronic cat
autism eyes
Dude, you could slay on tinder. You just need to look like you are in a good mood, goofy fun Chad to hang out with. You look like an asocial autist who was forced to take a picture out of necessity
He's clearly got tism. The ladies can tell.
I'm maybe slightly less attractive than him and I dated 9/10 girls who were about to become doctors (leveraged the fact I have a Ph.D). Failed miserably because of autism but I got the date at least. Hooked up with some mid girls. If I could manage that he can do the same or better.
The problem is you two are self rating looks as straight guys.
The gays itt are telling you something is off and the girls you two can't keep after they meet you are saying the same thing.
>listening to what bottoms and or women are saying
ngmi
You're the one not going to make it in terms of a successful relationship.
>t. woman
your 9/10 is a 4/10 to us. keep living in your delusion
ITS FOOKIN OVAH MATE
You're attractive you just need photos of you doing cool shit and hanging with friends, no selfies allowed
keep the hair style, but let your hair grow out a little, until they are on eye level
sides should be short, like 3mm, only top long
trust me
no homosexual but show us your wiener
You look like a creep and I say this as a homosexual it's the eyes so nothing you can do to fix it
How bads the sex life
ive fricked couple of chick and hottest girl i was ever with was my gf(though she left me)
Let's see wiener and bod
nah bro theres a shirtless pic above somewhere of me year ago... i aint posting my dick though
wiener and balls for the homies at least feet!
Goddamn you look like one sleazy motherfricker
autism eyes
bro you are handsome as frick in a slightly intimidating way. You have those protagonist eyes and I would deadset write you into a film
What's the name of this haircut? I have it because of imitation, but I never knew what the frick I was doing
RTGame
>'ve seen you in the cbt threads
do we all know each other
agreed, this dude is a tank and im surprised he chose such a shitty photo. ive seen some cbt ones where he looks incredible
You look good, take this same pic with a smile next to friends and it goes from 2/10 to 7/10
your body looks great here, but the shadows on your face makes you look sketchy, especially since we cant see ur eyes that well.
You realize that is crack for thots, right?
>this tiny detail makes you look sketchy
so this is why some photos I get lots of matches but others which look almost identical (same day) make my profile plummet... I hate women
My brother, you probably do the same when you see a photo angle where the woman looks fatter or uglier or whatever. It's not a woman behavior, even most anon's here told you they see it about you.
that wasnt me who replied
Sorry, my bad. But you get the idea tho, it's just a human behavior, I don't think you can attribute it to gender too much.
Nah, I'm not moronic. I can tell when an ugly woman anglefrauds or makeupfrauds. Bone structure is bone structure. Maybe because I am autistic and high IQ?
Women read social status into shit like facial expressions. If you have a neutral face and are obviously taking a selfie, are in a bad mood, etc. when taking the picture that will make a difference, especially in a hypercompetitive market like Tinder/Bumble.
The best luck I have had were taking pictures when I was high, goofymaxxing. (One pic I was lying on the ground with a goofy facial expression, my dog was licking one of my cheeks. Got a good response)
Still need to be like a 6 or 7 at least but is necessary if you are Chad-lite tier.
>goofymaxxing
I accept this to be true because it's been what I've always noticed to, but how do I goofymax if I'm not goofy? It feels too unnatural to make myself goofy with strangers, let alone taking a goofy photo
you look like youre about to murder the cameraman
that is literally your only problem
Take a higher quality picture. This one is too low quality. It looks like it was found on the camera roll of a girl who was raped and murdered in the woods. You could maybe get away with a low resolution pic if you were smiling at least.
This is really fricking funny and goes to show the details make all the difference. Other people have said, but you are objectively handsome overall. This pic just makes me feel like you just emerged from those woods and seek to drag me into them. The hair and squinty eyes give a greasy rape vibe when paired with everything else.
Who is this dodgy looking sex offender? Kek. Don't know how to smile buddy?
are you happy? if you are happy, then sure. you made it.
I wouldn't swipe right for the muscle if you know what I mean.
Don't do tinder hookups. You'll become a burned out dead eyed male roastie and take a long time to recover if ever. The more you interact with more and more women the more you'll hate them.
I'm 31 anon, I lie about my age because I look really young. It's over for me, too late for a relationship, hookups and casual sex are all I have left
That's because you're a fat frick. Lose weight fatty
>do you only bang fatties
I made that mistake years ago and I learned to never do it again. I'd rather jerk off, the post nut clarity always reminds me not to hookup with fatties. Now it's a requirement that her waist has to be more narrow than mine.
Haven't used dating apps in awhile but back on the market. Anyone notice the pictures women have look semi professional? Used to be these were 100% bots. Is that not how it is now?
Good phone cameras + no barrier to entry for editing (literally just filters, no need for photoshop) makes it quite easy.
insta filters
>I'm 31 anon, I lie about my age
That's kind of pathetic and cringe but also generally necessary for using tinder since you can age out of tinder. 99% of girls don't even know they can change their age range setting which is default set to 5 years older ceiling. If you're trying to get girls 18-22 (the only girls that matter) you basically have to lie about your age to set yourself younger, and it won't matter if you're just banging them once.
Exactly. And dating in general at 31 is just extremely depressing. To all the young anons out there: don't listen to the "redpilled" memes about working on yourself and finding love later in life. It only gets worse as you age. Women value youth just as much as men do
both of them look terrible
Gay
fellow 31 anon here
it's incredibly rough for dating past 30 for men. The options aren't great and everyone is mentally broken in one way or another
And you aren't mentally broken?
>everyone
that includes myself
Ya... I fricked up too. I should have asked this one chick out while I was in high school. She had a crush on me too, but I was a nervous wreck. All the women now are used up cum dumpsters and/or as mentally fricked as me because the wage slave life ruined their brains and they can no longer experience happiness. And the issue with younger chicks is I outgrew them mentally so I'd just be marrying a trophy wife rather than someone I have an actual connection with. We're fricked
Listen to these anons, younggays. I'm 30 and divorced. I have given up. The bright side is you will always have lifting. If you learn to love actually lifting and not the end result, life is okay.
>If you learn to love actually lifting and not the end result, life is okay.
Good mentality unlike roidtrannies. I mean I still want to get swole and cut (only 190lb rn, but lean), but you should genuinely care about the training itself and the diet. The whole lifestyle basically. It's the only thing I live for. Work is shit. People are shit. Training is the only thing in this world that isn't shit.
I'm 32, and I decided to "beautiful one"-maxxing.
From my experience in the past, even if you find your perfect match, she will change and complain that you didn't change with her
>get married
You’re divorced and telling people on IST to get married? It’s all luck anyways just the horror we’re subjected to. At least lifting makes it a little easier
I'm not expecting sane women. I'm a fricking lunatic and you all are too most likely if you aren't just teenagers.
Another fellow 31 year old
Just got done dating a psycho single mom
Finding single 25+ year old women who arent/weren't turbobawds, dont have a kid, arent obese or raging feminists is borderline impossible.
I'm not hideous, have a decent body by normie standards and can talk to anyone. There's just so few worth talking to. Dating anyone below 25 is 90% social media addicts and soulless attention prostitutes.Where's.
There's nothing I'd love more than a truly fulfilling relationship with a good woman, but until then I've been sleeping with whatever gets thrown at me to avoid being touch-starved like I was before I got fit.
huh? in my 20s i was in a 9 year long relationship until we figured out she can't have kids so i dumped her
been banging a different girl almost every weekend for two years and I'm 31 now
no clue what you're saying
i don't even look very fit lol
Banging and dating/wife material are 2 different things.
I've fricked 5 women in the last 3 months but I'd trade them all for a good woman in a heartbeat. I simply can't find one.
well, that's something you have to wait for anon
we have this new girl at the office who dresses modestly, is always on time, stays overtime to help out colleagues, is very shy and silent, but good at her job.
I'm thinking of asking her out. she seems like she'd be a good mother (:
I'm practicing patience and not trying to turn a prostitute into a housewife like I just attempted.
I make it extremely clear I'm not interested in dating the women when we agree to frick. So far no problems.
And I sort of feel like a hypocrite looking for a good wholesome woman while I prostitute a bit, but I barely got laid in my 20s and do enjoy interacting with the women I do now even though they're bawds.
A good woman is already married. The chances of you finding a windower with no children is extremely low.
Nah you guys are moronic
there are no good women
you're supposed to take the girl you're physically most attracted to and mold her to your liking
This guy knows what's up, the rest is pure incel cope
It's super easy to find girls to frick, but difficult finding one worth it to be with.
Basically, you get the "women in their early twenties" experience
I already dated mentally broken women in my early 20s so nothing really changed for me
>everyone is mentally broken in one way or another
so just like me, at least we'll have that in common
Bruh, that's a meme. It's never been easier because now I don't give a frick anymore. I mean, if you look for 30+ yo women, well... you shouldn't. But if you want something from legal age to mid 20's that is easily achievable.
t. 31 yo, kinda fat but super handsome, funny and charming also god like frame without working out, also head full of hair and look younger than I am. I am not even trolling
Where do you find quality girls then?
FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK.
It’s over
It is, but you learn to cope with it after you accept that.
Thanks, got a lighter?
>Women value youth just as much as men do
Based advice.
Too many dudes here are autistic and take the "women like older men" and "men peak in their thirties" meme as thinking that when they're 35 they'll be at their peak and all those girls who wouldn't talk to them in university will suddenly be lusting for them because they have a house and car. In reality, when girls say they like "older guys" and "daddy" they means guys four years older than them maximum. Only the absolute fringe trash girls will date guys ten years older because girls are social and that is going against every social norm and stigma there is around them.
When you're 35 your options will be:
1. Single moms.
2. bawds.
3. Insanity.
4. Usually a mix of all of the above.
You might once in a while wrangle a younger girl into fricking but nothing more. Best option at that point is to get some girl from a foreign country who wants to marry you to get in.
I'll get to frick loose single moms that are insane in bed? Based
Just wait until they get a pregnancy scare (likely caused by another guy), and starts texting, calling you or showing to your workplace
It's great until they start fricking with your head, then the sex aint worth it.
Sure bro here you go!
>doesn't have black kids
good enough for me
stfu my brother was 35 when he married a 24 year old virgin girl with slender figure and big breasts
everything is possible
and my brother is only 178cm I'm 187 and can't find a gf
my bro is rly alpha and has a good job though
Yeah you should definitely model your approach to life on statistical anomalies. That is a great path to success. Some people win the lottery, you should blow lots of money on lottery tickets as your main moneymaking pursuit. This doesn't make you look delusional at all.
Also:
>24
>virgin
lmao
>cue pablo escobar "you're blackpilled?" meme
homosexual imagine giving up
obviously not a ISTizen
You sound moronic. That's not giving up, it's making sure that 20 year old ISTizens don't make the mistake of thinking they have all the time in the world to find a decent partner and wind up fricked at 35.
If you're 20 years old and living your life thinking, "It's okay, all these girls will want me when I'm 35" you're setting yourself up for having wasted and fricked up your own life. Telling guys here that they shouldn't worry because of 0.00001% of cases is terrible fricking advice for men and no different than the moronic old c**ts who tell young girls they shouldn't "settle down" until they're 30.
I'm 28 atm and it's impossible for me to find anyone unless I really work hard on myself, and that will take years. Women only want winners, and it's better to be a winner in your 30s than some punk in 20s trying to find a sweetheart.
All cope, men can do whatever no matter how old they are.
Confirmed moron. Be a winner in your 20's instead.
So you think the best approach to life is to try to play the numbers game for numbers which are just somewhere above zero? Sounds like great odds.
That's great anon, you're following my advice then.
oh you're trying to help people with garbage genetics because you feel connected to them
my bad, i thought we're talking about ourselves here
ok mr tate
keep giving advice to cattle
I'll be chilling because women have always wanted me and i get to choose (:
what an inane premise
yeah dude lock down a girl in your early 20's that's the key to not """ruining your life"""
holy shit do I hate you insufferable tradcucks
This has been my issue with the whole trad wife thing. For it to work society as a whole has to align with those values. With social media being the way it is, you’ll be hard pressed to find a girl that’s not fricked around a little bit. And as for all of you saying 30+ and it’s over, it’s only over if you let it. Go to any Spanish speaking third world country where the trad wife is still a thing and most married people have a 7+ year gap with the men being older. The woman is younger so she can bear healthy children, the man is older and has more resources to provide for said children. As long as you don’t look old, and make decent money, women don’t care about your age. Pro tip: pick up yoga and do it religiously along side lifting.
This is all true. Don't ask me why but my gut tells me 27 is the perfect mix of youth and experience, and you should be married and having kids by then. My biggest regret in life is that I didn't have kids until my mid 30s. Those years could be the difference between watching my grandkids grow up or them not even remembering who I am after I'm dead.
Of those four options, the least bad choice is single moms. Crazy chicks are horrible, bawds are bawds, but it is feasible to find a kind, pretty, sane single mom who just had a bad roll of the dice and her husband died or cheated on her or something.
t. 39 years old and have come to terms with the situation
Based. You are going to make it, regardless of what schizos here say.
I'm doing my best. Ngl, it's *rough* after 35. I 100% should have married my college gf, but oh well. Got my finances and physique in a place I'm happy with as I coast into my age starting with a 4 later this year. But man, it's like looking for water in a desert. I'd rather be alone than with a someone who makes me feel alone, and that's 99% of what I've found so far.
Cracks me up how post-30 single people all disparage the opposite sex. Dude, nobody wanted you, either. You're fricking 4's because you are a 4. You're single just like all the other unwanted people still dating in their 30's. lol
You misread, I'm turning 40, not fricking 4s.
No, it's not an optimal strategy, far from it. It's just the best outcome, however improbable.
>not fricking 4s
lol yes you are. Now post face and make us all really laugh.
Post body fatty
Looking good. Hopefully you find someone nice
You too anon
I married my college sweetheart, and I know that I am better off for it, but I never scratched that "itch" and it still bothers me to this day.
>it is feasible to find a kind, pretty, sane single mom who just had a bad roll of the dice and her husband died
How many young widows do you think are out there?
>or cheated on her or something
>woman so shitty at picking a partner she lets some shitty guy knock her up then frick around on her
That's not a roll of the dice.
>How many young widows do you think are out there?
Not zero
Zoomers,these blackpilled boomers are telling the truth. Lock a good girl down now that you are young.
I’m a late bloomer but turning 30 I realized that is truly over, why? Because I see where my classmates are atm: balding, they got fat and basically most of them are sub5 males now. The norwood reaper got my homies stressing.except the brutally tall and the ones who kept their hair are still doing ok
If you truly wanna make it when you are thirty so this.
1.keep your hair
2. Don’t drink
3.stay lean
4. Cut ALL your friends out
5. Find Jesus asap (if you want)
6. Don’t lift too heavy
7. Eat a diet that will be the same until your 50(do your research)
Not flexing but this my hairline at 30.
>pic rel
Godspeed and trust the blackpill while staying lean and hope for the best. Don’t fall for redpill grifters. Only thing that matters is staying lean in terms of hoping for the best
v nice hair genetics anon, I stopped the reaper at a NW2 right now with fin/min, jelly of dudes who don't need to
Real blackpill is we’re going into hood mode. You just have to keep fricking b***hes until one tries to latch on and you want her to.
That’s Black person mode, what kind of way to live is that, Jesus Christ man, find a good girl and settle down, nobody wants a run through partner
Be the right partner and the right one for you will come
That’s how it works nerds and now I have a 6/10 I fricked back in college stalking my linkedin profile. You cannot choose this shit
I disagree for one simple reason. There is no way to tell if the right person will ever come.
>Be the right partner
based
> and the right one for you will come
wrong
Be the right partner, put yourself out there and go searching for the right one.
If you perma wait, you're setting yourself up for disappointment
I remember people telling me "The right one will come when you least expect it". There have been a lot of time when I wasn't expecting at all, nothing happened. You have to put in the work because no one else will do it for you, you can't take that chance.
yeah people are giving you woman advice, since their best strat is to put themselves out there (in the right places), take some time to figure out their worth, and pick the best suitor that comes (in them)
sheeeit we hood we frickin b***hes
How about you post your routine so I can get dem 'ceps and shoulders?
>cut all your friends out
>find jesus asap
ask me how I know you are a miserable person. ask me how I know no amount of physical improvement will ever make a girl want you.
How?
Thanks for your advice anon, I'm 25, almost 26, I've finally gotten my degree and as soon as I find a job, I'll be looking to find a kind, loving and understanding woman to hopefully get into a relationship with. I appreciate your input. Any other advice for young peeps like me?
Women over 30 know how little worth they have but they will pass over a good guy because they are so desperate waiting for the 100% perfect match because they know their time is up. However, they don't realize by doing this they are giving up guys are who 80-90% perfect for them. Next thing they know they will wake up at 40 single with 5 cats.
It's never over anon, I know men who lost their virginities by 14 and spent the next 9 years as total artists only to give up by 31 only to then get married at 37. All of these being the same guy.
>It's never over anon
>You have no idea how good things could be
I threw up this pic, blurred face and all, with a bio that said "6' and 7" (those are two separate measurements)" and got a surprisingly non-zero amount of action from attractive women. A lot less than if I put up a normal bio with effort, but this filters out anyone looking for something more involved than quick, disappointing sex
Once I'm lean I'll try a pic w/ bulge
they probably assume the blurred face is because you have a gf, and are buying into the fantasy of you cheating on your gf with them.
Post your matches. Literally every time someone is here bragging about their tinder matches when we finally get them to post them they're all busted as frick.
Have some fricking standard at least dudes. Value yourself. The mark of a man isn't being able to get free pussy, it's being able to say no to it.
>making it your first pic
lol desperate do you only bang fatties
I’m so torn between getting on these apps since on one hand I think I’d do fairly well, but on the other it seems degrading and pathetic. But the lack of pussy is really getting me down. Are they as bad as they seem?
if you want a relationship, it's the only way left to do it
Really? I thought it was the opposite. Probably the last place I’d look for gf/ wife material short of a brothel.
Its really not, talking to people irl still works
Just cold approach bro
moron
>Just cold approach bro
i'm not 40+ and i don't live in 2000
anon I...
you can frick the girl you talk to but you can only meet the girl you text with
What are your other pictures like
How many years did you work out for? I want this too
you look disgusting as frick tbh
Didn't post body
>that bulge
I wish I was a shower not a grower.
I am a grower anon. I just gave myself a semi before taking the pic
how big erect?
homosexual
No such things. You just have a small penis.
Date a girl who looked like this once.
God I miss her sometimes.
Why did you stick a banana in your undies, m8?
>get lots of hot matches on Bumble
>they never message so it just expires
>can't help but feel these girls are too moronic to realize how the app works
Same. Literally right now I'm looking at this 23 year old basketball player blond girl who's maximum IST who I Complimented her photo and can't message her because she matched and hasn't messaged. What a gay app honestly. I swear most girls don't read the intro text as to how the app works, or they think if you sent them the Compliment it means you can message.
Lol sorry, these girls know exactly how the app works.
Then why match in the first place?
Why indeed
Yes, indeed why?
For validation that they’re hot or that men want to shag them
But they can get that without matching.
I use the "Unmatch and Report" function on every roastie who matches then doesn't message. Once the timer is at an hour left I unmatch and report as an underage profile. It is 100% guaranteed to get them banned because dating apps can't frick around with having minors using them as a huge liability.
As a fellow tinder hookup sex haver that got laid last night, I can confirm it is probably one of the most degenerate things you can ever do. But hey, beats jerking off and lifting alone in your room on a Saturday night
I tried using dating apps but had no success with women. I got curious and turned it onto men and women and I had over 99 likes. Am I just ugly? I’m age 20 5’7 how do I fix this?
Sounds like you just go gay, best of luck my dude.
Men have no shame. They will swipe right on everyone turn filter out the uglies. 1000 likes from men means nothing unless you're also getting messages. And even then. Most guys are shameless. They will frick someone ugly just to bust a nut.
The true standard from men is how many guys want to bottom for you. Which like I said before isn't really telling. But at least it's more indicative than raw likes
So am I just ugly then? Idk what to do
Stop being ugly? You ever tried that?
you got a cute clitty bro
I'm banned from tinder and hinge, not sure why tbh, bumble is worthless. The real key is to work in food service in a state with agreeable AoC/etc laws. Unending gushy gushy
how do i stop being such a fat sloppy piece of shit
I WANT THE b***hESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PLEASE GODDDDDDDDDDDD HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT BE FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AND GET b***hESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TO FRICK ME
Another 30+ anon
I can confirm, it's not getting better, good girls are married or in relationships, you are left with scraps
There are good younger girls, but girls who are open to dating much older guy are mentally ill or bawds
Lock some good girl until you are 30, or it's over, with every year passing by there are slimmer chance
>good girls are married or in relationships
A lot of them cheat
bawds cheat, you don't want bawd
Those are some nice birthing hips bro
>bro, just hate women bro
i swear to god none of you have ever been friends with a woman before. reminder that IST is littered with snakes who will spill venom to lead you astray from the true path
what do the true path be?
just try to be the best version of your self everyday. you're gonna frick up and make mistakes, but if you search within you will find the true path. remember that you only fail when you give up. mashallah
big true, you can actually tell who hasn't had at least one good female friend
The more female friends I make the more I hate women.
i will pass on another: embrace change. without change we do not grow. evolution is the nature of life. mashallah
my brother, seek only lesbians as friends and treat them like your fellow man. you will not regret it.
you look gross, but if it works, i doont care
I have some tinder matches but I'm way too lazy and lack initiative to go after them. They're just super boring to talk to, and I don't get pump and dumping.
>200+ replies
>No feet and dick pics yet
Heh, women are effortless for me. I don’t understand how you guys struggle
i have 40+ likes and 20+ matches that haven't responded. what the frick am i doing wrong?
Let's see your profile pictures and feet and dick separately
CHECK MY OWN QUAD
POST FEET AND DICK PICS KEK DEMANDS IT
We here at the based department appreciate your effort in acquiring us the profile, feet and dick pics (separately)
Verification not required
you have to do it,
got quads
This entire thread is pure unfiltered copium, you forgot the rules
Rule 1: Be attractive
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive
I'm 28 and 18-22 year old bawds like me on dating apps everyday all day, prob have like 1000 matches
Post your matches.
I would, and they're really hot, but no matter what I post youll find something to cope with.
>tattoos, lol ugly roaste this is it??
Why go on an anonymous indo-chinese macrame stop motion animation board and tell lies? What does it gain you?
More cope. Poetry
>no matches
pls keep coping bro
>one girl
>937 dead convos
You were right to refuse to post if that's really your Hinge inbox right now.
Biggest reach in history, and more cope
Like clockwork, man, pathetic.
>replied within one minute
Seething. No one gives a frick about what you have to say unless you can back it up.
No one gives a frick about what you have to say unless you can back it up. The irony LOL
The "post your matches" filter remains undefeated.
>276 replied
>No feet and dick pics
men get weirdly competitive about the amount of Tinder roasties they can frick
>having eyebrows for your nips
homie you're not even big this isn't fair. What city are you in? Ever since I moved to Austin Tx I've had zero matches.
Your nipples are really fricking ugly
You have a worse body than me you fricking idiot