I have never once stretched before a workout and I never will

I have never once stretched before a workout and I never will

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based on her tattoos I can tell she fricks asian and black men only

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you silly billy
      no one fricks Asian men

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I looked her up, she's a farm lesbian

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tattoos

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I'd love to introduce her to God if you know what I mean.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre not supposed to stretch before a workout, youre supposed to stretch after

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you're working out your arse hole

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, just realized the other day ive been do9ng it wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dynamic before, static after

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to stretch afterwards anyway.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you know i said that already

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how one of my favorite things is ruined by a doodlewitch. Micro bikinis are one of the best inventions ever and she's completely ruined it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doodlewitch
      this word. i like this word. i have never heard this word before, but it is an excellent word. thank you for the word anon

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You had better stretch after. I never stretched and I ended up going to the doctor for knee pain. He told me it was because my quad was too tight and it was dragging my kneecap out if it's socket and damaging the ligaments. All of this was fixed by literally just stretching my quads and I don't have knee pain anymore.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's because you're supposed to stretch DURING the workout dumbass.
    If you actually train through a full range of motion you could be mobile, athletic, injury proof AND gain size

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stretching is for gays. Just have strong muscles and you'll be alright.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    her name is autumn ivy btw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, stop giving defective women attention

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk. I feel like it’s a good thing. What’s so bad about it? It’s healthy. Is it gay to be healthy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If IST shakes your hand then better count your fingers

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    stinky pussy phenotype

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real scam is warmups. Never do warmup sets, wave loading, pyramid sets, etc. In the time it takes you to do them you could just do 3x12 with a weight you can complete the sets at rpe 8. It's only "better" because you're spending more time under tension. Just so more sets or do harder sets instead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > 3 x 12

      Stay skinny friend

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is stupid, not only are you less likely to injure something if your muscles and connective tissues are warm, loose and well supplied by blood (blood vessels dilate when you warm up) you can also lift more, plus if you have an overuse injury or knot developing it's better to find out during a warmup set with low weight than when you go for your 1 RM.

      >3x12
      Oh wait, you are warming up lol

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I say this as a guy who generally dislikes boltons--her boob job was a major improvement.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stretch triceps?

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