I have this woman who constantly stalks me at the gym. Shes attractive but a completely insane furry weeaboo. I caught her stuffing my gym socks in het pocket before. Gym staff and done nothing and I doubt the piggie cops will give a shit either. What am I supposed to do? If I try laying a hand on her ill get arrested and the psycho b***h would probably enjoy it.
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Tell her to get on her knees and schlobber your strudelmonster
Id rather not be with a yandere
What choice do you have
Thats why im asking for help. Shes hot af but I dont want to get stabbed.
Give her what she wants, cum in her raw, the pregnancy will heal her body and soul
>being afraid of bucks
ngmi
lol she's straight up mentally ill, like in a dangerous unpredictable way. You should sex her up at your home address
stalkers are very predictable
>she’s soooo hot and sexy but she’s craaaaaazy
Start screaming racial slurs at her, aren't these types always sensitive leftist hitbox types ?
Im not saying racial slurs my gym is full of black men and id get beaten to a pulp.
>black is the only race
>scared of darkies
Just say frick chinks and israelites, moron
Im not racist you dumbdfrick and I live in the south almost everyone at any gym is black.
I live in the south and rarely see Black persona in gyms, only hispanics and honkies, occasional asiatic.
>Im not racist
I think you're not actually moronic but instead just trolling. Commit suicide
Hes not racist tho. Get off of /misc/
blacks have an instinctual fear of crazy people
Hoodrats are crazy people bro.
this homie giving advice like he gangsta but he just posted some b***h smoking thinkin she cool lmao
She'd probably be a 10/10 frick and cum hungry succubus. Frick her OP
a. (surrender) ask her out on a date, go take a leak, return to accept your spiked drink, wake up in her rape dungeon
b. (trap her) start using a water bottle with a removable lid, and leave the lid off while exercising. Leave it in the gym while you take a leak. If your concealed friend signals that she's spiked it, call the police
c. (fix her) invite her to a date = church service.
d. (flee) stop going to that gym
>rape dungeon or boring ass church sermon
Hmm, tough choice.
where's the [glass her] option?
This and
a.(alternative) take her out on a date, go take a leak, make sure she spikes your drink, after coming back and before taking a sip, offer her a sip of your drink saying it tastes good or something similar, then avoid drinking from it and play dumb for the whole night, and boom!, she is the one waking up in a rape dungeon
>gays like this living the dream while im destined to die alone
could be worse i guess
Bro trust me this chick is nuts. I once saw her smelling my used gym towel and looked me in the eye when I saw her.
maybe she's actually a sweet girl who got some very bad advice on how to signal her interest in you.
women worry about dumb stuff like "not wanting to seem desperate" = directly asking for a relationship.
i have never been desired by a member of the opposite sex. i have a home gym but i were in your shoes i would be happy but you're probably not mentally ill like me so what do i know.
anyway, you should have nipped this in the bud a long time because if you're not LARPing she probably took your initial lack of disgust/anger/rejection as a yellow light to keep pushing. just change gyms homosexual.
Nah dude trust me, you want to frick her. She'll ruin sex with all other women for the rest of your life because she'll be such a great degen lay.
im christian I dont do premarital sex.
>I'm a eepy little b***h afraid of female contact because some gay moron that lived 2000 years ago that never knew Jesus said sex was bad
>le tip of euphoria
>NOOOO A GIRL REALLY LIKES ME AHHHHHHHH
fricking have a nice day. You are giggling like a little girl reading and replying in this thread thinking “I’m such a Chad, this girl is into ME but I don’t find HER attractive.”
Good for you. You got something all of us would kill to have even for a day.
Please delete your posts, close the thread, and go pretend like you don’t have an IQ of 82 somewhere else.
Men like you are why men get murdered by crazy women.
Men like me are why you’re going to get murdered if you don’t take your chance with this golden b***h.
Im so scared of a chud on IST ooohh im gonna get murdered.
sounds less convincing coming from a man crying about a creepy woman
You’re afraid of a woman. Who knows what other absurd fears and insecurities you harbor.
What gym are you at, I’ll take her off your hands
hate to see others living your dream, you just know the pussy has got to be insanely good. Can you imagine the sloppy toppy she'd give pretending to be a dog and just slobbering all over it? Quit being a gay and go frick her like the beast she wants you to be.
Why you always lyin'?
I cant get a new gym theres only 1 near me the second closest is 50 mins away
You can fix her.
>You can fix her
Bro all of you would run away at the sight of someone like this.
So be braver than all of us.
Take the plunge, you won't die.
>you'd run away from the first woman to show you affection
You're right
I should have.
Psycho b***hes are redeemable but they need a solid lesson about how small they actually are. Make her watch Naked and Afraid.
>I’m a big strong brave woman
>oh wait there are ants biting my vegana boo hoo
Exposing them to nature works. Basic caveman shit. Anywhere dark where small animals are skittering around in the brush works. Women think running rabbits are fricking terrifying in the dark. Bring a big roast innawoods, cut it with a machete and cook it on sharpened sticks. Pull out a bottle of champagne to wash down half bloody campfire meat to mess with her head.
Bro she isnt afraid of that stuff ive seen her with horror merchandise on before. Very gory merchandise at that.
Oh no… not the mass produced gory emo merch! She must be insane, stay away from her dude
What part of her smelling my towels looking me in the eyes dont you understand.
She’s hot and wants you bad?
Aaaaaaahhhhh so scary so absolutely terrifying I’m shitting and pissing and crying thinking about how HORRIFYING that is
Wife her up and hit her a couple times if you have to, she sounds like she’d be willing to die for you and your future kids
Ideal woman
Thats just weird in the sense that is nasty, not even that creepy or scary, i am starting to believe you are a massive homosexual, then again have you even tried talking to her in a public place about it?
I havent talked to her since she did that. That shit was disturbing beyond belief.
just start talking to her. I guarantee she'll end up hating you then she'll leave you alone.
I tried that and after 5 minutes she put her hand on my hand and I left.
well I guess you're just a cool guy. gonna have to bang her.
Post body. Lets see what taste that psycho has
Id rather not get stalked and thirsted after by more people thank you.
Seems to me like you are doing a pretty bad job at it if the psychos are the ones going after you.
You would expect normal women to get close first but if the psycho found a way, means it was by pure instinct.
I know this is LARP but holy frick I would do anything for a yandere furry weeaboo gym waifu
I would kill OP with my bare hands for a yandere gf
Just be yourself and have sex with her.
She'l realize how you actually are and her delusions will be shattered.
>this is definitely real and not OPs deranged coomer fantasy
I hope it's not real because I want a yandere gf and I'll never have one so I'd prefer if no one else had one.
Just have sex with her and be really really disappointing.
I'd kill some homies for a yandere.
I'd kill everyone person ITT including myself for a yandere
have sex with her i'm sure nothing bad will come of it, anon.
I'll take her off her hands, if she takes a liking to me instead. Could use a little CNC
So we're just gonna keep playing along?
What do you think her feet smell like?