I just ate 1lbs of salmon. What am I in for?

I just ate 1lbs of salmon. What am I in for?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salmonella poisoning

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rip op

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you must be an absolute twink I've done this daily for months at a time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congratufrickinglations homie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy dementia I guess? Weird flex.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you on about ??

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heavy metals anon. Heavy metals.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you afford it?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    exponential gains
    >verification not required

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing too great. DHA and EPA are amazing but they have to be taken near daily for durations they do very little in binges.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smaller wallet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's on sale for $8.99/lb at Aldi this week. $9.99/lb for Coho.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aldi
        how embarrassing. are you paying with food stamps?
        not only is it for poors only, the quality of food frickng sucks. the last two times i have been there i bought onions that were slimy and smelled like feet

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Too stupid to buy onions
          >Insults people that spend their money frugally
          Lmfao. How do you even tie your shoes in the morning?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i tie them like normal and then i pack my lunch which consists of leftover food made with high quality ingredients not bought at aldi.
            seriously how are you gonna pretend aldi isn't exactly like a methadone clinic? the food sucks and there's way too many Black folk paying for individual cans of soda with EBT and clogging up the single register that's open.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe don’t live in detroit you dumb Black person. i go to aldi 1-2x a week and the only Black folk i see are the ones outside begging people for their cart quarters.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not the store's fault that you pick your produce like a moron. If the onions suck then don't fricking buy them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah i forgot every store has rancid produce for sale. NOT

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              stick to having your mum buy it for you then. oh and tell her I'll be by later

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        About the same price as here then, when on sale.
        500g, 4 pieces, for 14usd is whack.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice anon, salmon is great. i recently made a salmon stir fry for the gf and myself and shit was so cash

    - salmon cut into 1" chunks
    - onions sauce
    - sriracha
    - honey

    marinade for an hour, then fry and serve over rice. add whatever veggies you want

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I get into salmon bros? most of my family likes it but something about it puts me off, I can only really muster an appetite for white fish

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marinades, sauces, dry rubs. I make a Dijon salmon with garlic and fresh thyme that I really like. Salmon isn't really a strong flavored fish despite its oil content so it does well with a wide range of recipes.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    inhuman power

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    high fat content with protein, nothing else

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    worms probably

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lift.
    Also if you want to save money try canned salmon. There should be other brands of course if you're not at TJs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try canned salmon.
      Less omegas

    • 8 months ago
      Sage

      >canned salmon
      Or just eat spam if you're that dirt poor

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mercury poisoning

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