I just broke down and ate a 900 calorie cake

I just broke down and ate a 900 calorie cake

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >900 cal
    Rookie numbers
    I've eaten entire 1500 calorie pizzas and cakes

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel ya...

    Something came over me last night after the gym and I crushed a pb&j, bowl of cereal, nutty bar, and some cookies. absolutely disgusting...

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you've got it out your system now bro. unless you're doing this every other day then ur a fatty

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not on a permanent turbo bulk
    ngmi

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    900 cal is rookie numbers

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    come join the omad club anon.

    i haven't eaten anything today. now i'm gonna go to the mexican drive through place and get half a pound of steak fajitas, tortillas, a side of beans, a bowl of queso and a bag of fresh chips

    it will be barely 2000 calories, i am below my calorie limit and i fasted 23 hours. this way i can still pig out AND lose weight.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that sounds insane post pics so I can salivate over it

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just make it fit your macros, bro

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dingus

    You have to hate yourself more

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    then start your bulk now

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >900 cal
    Kid, when I 'break down' I down an entire cheesecake in one go @ 2400cals.

    • 10 months ago
      Weak Fag

      This man lifts. 1100kcals of Dragon’s Milk and 1500kcals of Chick Fil A when I feel like being naughty. The lifting gods want to spank me and I let them.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're mentally a little spoiled child who can't go 5 minutes without his dopamine release. Just man up man. You're a grown ass man you should be able to control your dopamine cravings. Everytime you relapse, it's your mommy giving you your candy to soothe you down. You're no longer a child, you're a man. A man knows that he doesn't need indulgence. Food is your mommy's affection making you feel safe. You're already a grown man.

  12. 10 months ago
    Weak Fag

    Imagine lifting 5-6 days a week and not allowing yourself to indulge every now and then. I lift to be able to eat like shit and still make massive gains that mog even the biggest of gearheads.

    This homosexual says let them eat cake.

    Also HyVee makes a really nice whipped topping chocolate cake in case any of you gay boys want a good cake.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I binged pizza, cheetos, pringles, and smores today but I through it all up bullemic style.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >900 cal
    anon, are you crying about a snack? cmon do you gotta do whatever it takes

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A real breakdown is 4k+ cals in a meal, babby's first lapse

    As long as you're back on the wagon tomorrow and this doesn't start the spiral, literally zero impact to your life apart from a little bit of joy

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