I just finished 168 hours in a row of high intensity red light therapy by not leaving my room the entire time day or night.

I just finished 168 hours in a row of high intensity red light therapy by not leaving my room the entire time day or night. i have not seen darkness in 168 hours straight. Excellent health benefits. My vitamin d levels are probably off the charts since it mimics sunlight. im only 18 years old but they say prevention is the best medicine. i'll probably get 10x the benefits by starting so early.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anomalous

    it's essentially a plant grow bulb. they dont want you to know this but if it grows plants it grows humans too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i plan to spend at least another 168 hours straight getting blasted by the plant grow bulb without ever leaving my room except to pee. i will binge watch anime to keep my sanity.

      im talking full body, naked 24/7. blasting your balls and dick with the red light is of utmost importance. i will not emerge from my room until i have become a superhuman, charged with the powers of the sun

      >Excellent health benefits. My vitamin d levels are probably off the charts since it mimics sunlight
      No it doesn't. It is a different wavelength. Vit D boost is once you combine redlight therapy with sunlight.

      Recommended exposure is 10-20 minutes per session, 2 times a day max. You are also not using eye protection glasses, so probably going blind.
      I've hear of recovery from injuries for 6 hours but people get out with skinburn after that.
      It also interferes with sleep, since it keeps you awake.

      I know this is trolling, but there is really nothing correct about any of it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anomalous

        actually the real part is i have spend 10+ hours a day under this light for the past 7 days straight. havent noticed any change whatsoever yet if im being honest

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Combine it with actual sunlight. Watch the distance according to the instruction.
          Expect a small T boost and muscle/injury recovery from 2 daily sessions of 40 minutes, rather than 10 hours of trying to get skin cancer.
          10 hours is dangerous.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He uses 3 watt indra red lamp. His eyes will be fine. In fact, staring at infra red light proven to improve vision. He is just wasting his time with a very weak bulb that in all that time generated as much infra red light as 10 min in the sunlight

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im only 18
    dude are you fricking bald?

    • 11 months ago
      Anomalous

      fraid so. i spent the last 5 years inside from 13-18 and my hair fell out due to lack of sunlight (transforms you into nosferatu essentially). im now trying to vitamin d maxx and regain my health.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro u got the body of a 50 year old

        either bait or crazy

        • 11 months ago
          Anomalous

          exposed to too many microplastics like many of us zoomers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I spent too much time inside in my youth so the last few days I spent 168 hours completely inside
        This is too schizo to be b8. OP, you NEED meds now.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anomalous

    i plan to spend at least another 168 hours straight getting blasted by the plant grow bulb without ever leaving my room except to pee. i will binge watch anime to keep my sanity.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anomalous

    im talking full body, naked 24/7. blasting your balls and dick with the red light is of utmost importance. i will not emerge from my room until i have become a superhuman, charged with the powers of the sun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you using the special red lights or just a red colored lightbulb?

      • 11 months ago
        Anomalous

        special $50 bulb
        https://www.amazon.com/ABI-Light-Therapy-660nm-Infrared/dp/B07SH39YT4

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 watts. Simple incandescent bulb 60w produced 10 times more infra red than the shit you are using. Go outside, you imbicile

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not in the wattage, it's the wavelength that determines if it is infrared, near-infrared or other.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but the power of the bulb he uses is miniscule. Almost nothing at all. Simple old 60w bulbs from the past were emiting 10 times more infra red light. Most of the ranze of infra red of those bulbs was near infra red.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You look like a shaved version of the Beast titan from AOT. Keep up the good work anon.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tons of vitamin d will kill your magnesium levels which are crucial for good sleep and mental health

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      low mag causes receding hairline too, I recently discovered.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is not getting any d3 as he stays inside and only uses 3watt lamp

  7. 11 months ago
    Anomalous

    and although i photoshopped that pic to make me look as bad as possible, that is me

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one believes that's you.
    post another pic with timestamp and we'll discuss

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Timestamp, please. I don’t want to say anything in case that’s not really you.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not expose yourself to real sunlight?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mans eyeing as if you just got branded

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are truly hideous.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMFAO

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is exactly how I picture the physiques of people who fall for these memes.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Der Rothcoomer

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