I just took a poop after 8 days of not pooping

I just took a poop after 8 days of not pooping

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    natty achievable ?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being constipated is a brutal experience.
    Be physically active, drink more water, eat more fiber.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don’t give a shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we know, you couldn’t for 8 days

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im currently taking a poop and so far i’ve wiped about 15 times and it’s as if i haven’t wiped at all. what do bros?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Water it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just give up and take a shower. And eat more fiber.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a bidet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bidet or wipe once with tissue, wipe once with wet wipe (throw away), then once with tissue. If you need more than this see a doctor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A can of V8 a day has been making all my shits phantoms. Try that. Also

      Get a bidet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to stop pooping before you wipe. Learned this the hard way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have either smeared shit on your cheeks, or you have shit residue in your sphincter.

      If its the former change your diet, if its the latter, change your diet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >or you have shit residue in your anus.

        fix'd

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What zero carbs do to a mf

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poopoo peepee

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all that toxic shit stored in there for 8 fricking days

    Go to the doctor and have him shove a camera up your ass, you might get Chadwick Boseman’d

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I poop 3-5 times a day

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    good shit bro

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take another one.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic that anons are recommending to eat more fiber. I find that the less fiber I eat, the cleaner and more well-formed my poops are.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      soluble fiber is king. the slower your food moves through your digestive tract, the more time it has to absorb water and create firm stools. insoluble fiber actively speeds up how fast food moves through the gut

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bidet
    Never going back without one.
    Also makes you cum!

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