I love oatmeal. How fucked am I?

I love oatmeal

How fricked am I?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you do your squats afterwards? Either way, oats are tasty and have a wonderful texture.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your godly shits and full stomach

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do too anon.
    >eat 80g for breakfast
    >eat another 80g for lunch
    >tempted to eat another 80g for dinner due to convenience, but stop myself and indulge in potatoes or their sweet orange cousins instead
    I could literally eat 1/2lb of oatmeal a day if I don't watch myself
    What kind of negatives are there really? Complex, slow digesting carb source, with decent fiber, decent ~~*plant protein*~~, and keeps you satieted for hours. Literally zero negatives. If one preps them the night before (2% milk soak overnight), theyre literally the most convenient carb breakfast source out there, beating cereals and bagels. Frick, I love oatmeal, and Im not ashamed to say it

    • 1 month ago
      Christ Is Lord

      i disagree on the satiation part, its not very filling, neither is rice.
      which is a plus imo
      i prefer maize meal porridge over oats but oats r gud, most ppl havent had maize meal porridge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >maize meal porridge
        1/4 the fiber and nutrients as oats.
        Idk man, oats in milk with a tbsp of peanutbutter + a protein shake will keep me from feeling hunger for 4+ hours
        Christ is king.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >by the way I'm a pagan
          I hate this board

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love me oats as well. All carbs n protein.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    better than pasta

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An wop and a Mick

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >man-made seeds filled with sugar, indigestable fiber that makes you bloated filled with antinutrients

    Yes goy, eat your "healthy breakfast"!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >antinutrients
      post body fatso

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >antinutrients
      >using fake, and made up words.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >indigestible fiber

      Somehow, this seems too stupid for even a troll.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >listening to my le hecking science
      ngmi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >antinutrients
      Nigawatt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man made seeds
      You homo

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The leftover milk is the best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmhhh tasty glyphosates

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How are you even supposed to eat this shit with all the phytic acid it has? And no, I won't soak them overnight with buckwheat or whatever. Thats all soggy and gross

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oatmeal is great anon your thread inspired to me make a bowl 🙂

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >take huge mason jar
    >fill 1/3 with oats
    >another 1/3 with water
    >leave the remaining 1/3 with air
    >leave standing at room temperature for 1 week
    >open the lid every day to let gasses escape
    Congrats, you now have perfectly fermented oats where all the phytic acid and fiber that can possible harm your gut have been broken down by our amazing lactobacillus friends.

    Yes, it really is that easy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >take huge mason jar
      Stop it

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't love oats you love the syrup, honey, yogurt and fruit you mix into it

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